How do you think Harley Quinn would react to being kidnapped by me?

[Clavicus Vile]

It’s completely impossible for me to fight her so I’d just fire a tranquilizer dart at her and throw in the back of a van when she falls asleep. I’d need handcuffs and metal chains for her since she’s so dangerous.

I wonder how she’d react, especially if I tell her that I hate girls for not finding me physically attractive, and that I’m going to have disgusting sex with her without a condom. And if she tries anything I’ll kill us both.

I still want that Harley Quinn fart comic book btw. I never got around to buying that. Apparently the book actually purposefully smells like a fart.

 

[Ubermenschvirtues]

How does someone end up thinking about this

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Clavicus vile threatens to make another thread

 

[tired as fuck]

These are the thoughts you distract yourself from? Pretty epic thoughts ngl

I wonder how she’d react, especially if I tell her that I hate girls for not finding me physically attractive, and that I’m going to have disgusting sex with her without a condom. And if she tries anything I’ll kill us both.

one of the best lines I've ever read

 

[NonNTFailure]

I dunno but having sex with Harley Quinn sounds cool. I kind of prefer Wonder Woman over her sometimes

 

[Xul]

How does someone end up thinking about this