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What would you do if you bought a beautiful house for a nice price but…

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It’s haunted by creepy little ghost girls, sometimes you can hear laugher and crying. And sometimes you see odd shadows, sometimes moving.

Sometimes you feel something touch you and you turn around and there’s nothing. You also occasionally hear footsteps, sometimes even running towards you only for it to be nothing.

And you get the feeling of being watched, objects sometimes go missing mysteriously only to be found in a spot you didn’t put it, etc.
 
I would be very scared and run away :shock:
 
I would be blasting holes in the house shooting at the shadows
 
Funny thing about this, is it’s still far less terrifying than prisons.
 
I would start charging admission for people to come and see the ghosts. With undeniable proof that ghosts exist, I would be making money hand-over-fist.
 
Call a priest to exorcize the building
 
I would probably masturbate in the bathroom.
 
I would sell the house to the first person I can.
 
ill gladly take it
 
I would start charging admission for people to come and see the ghosts. With undeniable proof that ghosts exist, I would be making money hand-over-fist.
Best idea.

Buy another house from said money.
Rinse and repeat if that one's haunted too.
 

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