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Cope What would you do if you became a chad

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Say this wizardcel gave you an offer to become a chad version of yourself, you obviously take the offer and have all your flaws erased and replaced with halos with his magic or some shit. what would you choose to do with your new self? and how would you save your life from its current state
 
I would become a trophy husband for a rich Stacy.

After slaying as many foids as possible ofc
 
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I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
 
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I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
+1
 
I'd quickly ascend then I would jobmaxx with my newfound looks.
 
Go to 6th street of Austin TX and fuck as many college hoes as much as possible

Probably all mid tier Becky’s but better than nothing atp
 
moneymaxx above all else
 
I just need some pussy honestly, also drink some diet pepsi because why not
 
1. make thirst traps on tiktok and see all the women (sometimes married) in the comment section thirsting over me
that would be a nice ego boost ngl

2. becoming an "influencer" and get some money
 
Become a gaming streamer chad and get free money from simps and sponsors. Tiktok will also be used as an advertisement
 
Find some cosplayer hoe. I'd try to find virgin, bit it'd be really hard. Then maybe eat some cake to celebrate. There are much to be done
 
I would fuck dozens of foids, belittle them, destroy their psychology and then marry a virgin foid.
 
:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

I'd go to anime conventions and pump and dump all cute cosplay foids :feelsohh:
Yeah, that would be great. Maybe cosplay as some cool anime character like Hachiman or Kazuma
 
Fuck every bird in this god foresaken gaff mate. I’d still keep in touch with a few people here though
 
i would pump and dump as many foids as possible!
 
I’d treat women the same way they treated me all these years when I tried to talk with them. That’s it.
 
I would take a walk and breathe in some fresh air without fear of judgement first. Being able to relax around others would go a long way.
 
I'd start modelling and slay foids
 
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape rape rape rape
Rape
More rape
 
Possibilities are endless not sure lol
 
Switch up on my day ones
 
maybe my life would actually change somewhat but theres good chance my thinking has just cemented itself regardless
 
Tell people online I ascended by taking shitty placebo supplements and doing weird useless face exercises and charge 50 dollars a month for a course
 
-Start profiting my chad image like doing easy sh-t like modeling/content-creating whatever low-iq chads do
-Admire myself at the mirror atleast a couple of hours a day
-most important, this:
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape rape rape rape
Rape
More rape
 
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I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
 
kill all foids
 
Make foids betabuxx me
 
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I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
Probably this. I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I woke up as Chad tomorrow, I'd just become a volcel since the black-pill has completely ruined my perception of women. I am only attracted to the fictional at this point. I also don't think I could bare to leave this forum, so I'd remain.

That being said, as to how I'd actually utilize my Chad traits? Well, I'd take classes on how to become more charismatic in my speech and body language, and then use my looks and halo to garner wealth and power. I'd then use that for political change so that I can help save this country, and incels, from the annihilation they face.
 
Say this wizardcel gave you an offer to become a chad version of yourself, you obviously take the offer and have all your flaws erased and replaced with halos with his magic or some shit. what would you choose to do with your new self? and how would you save your life from its current state
Pinch myself and wake up.
 
nothing

I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
 
It wouldn’t really change much. I’d just be Elliot Rodger all over again. Too fucking mentally disabled to even talk to a woman properly.
 
Rip pieces of my flesh off in pure anguish of my life that would never truly improve even if I am god tier looks, it’s over. My mind is fucked, it’s over.

There’s no return, I see no purpose in being good looking with everything I learnt, the world is a game made for losers like me to lose and continue losing. No hope, no meaning, no fucking nothing; how can I enjoy the benefits after accepting the nature of people, the falsehoods of love, the fakeness of society and all? An utter trucel down to the core, genetic freak all the way down to my psychology; id fuck and fuck yet feel nothing like the bluepilled born Chad :feelsUnreal: tell the wizard to restart my memory too
 
I would hurt a lot of foids :feelsdevil:
 
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I’d keep posting on the forum like nothing has changed. Even if I had the body of a chad I would always have the soul of a truecel
"From the outside, I am a chad. In my mind, I am a pussy magnet. But at heart, I am a truecel" ?
 

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