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What would you do if the female of your dreams came up to you and asked you on a date?

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Go out, have sex, marry her afterwards
 
What kinda question is this? I would say yes!
 
I would immediately think her motives are not romantic or sexual. I would also fear a bad joke or a set-up.
 
Would think it was a prank and it probably would be
 
She is probably lying and her friends are somewhere around to make fun of me, so I would try to act neutral as possible, like "Oh ok here is my number if you wan't to talk, we can set a date later, bye".
 
It's impossible because the female of my dreams live in a different country and doesn't even speak the same language as me.
 
I would immediately think her motives are not romantic or sexual. I would also fear a bad joke or a set-up.

Its happened to me repeatedly tbh. One was so bad I consider it rape. She tried to throw me in prison for statutory rape (using friends, she was '22')
 
I would immediately think her motives are not romantic or sexual. I would also fear a bad joke or a set-up.
same

I stopped having such dreams years ago.
 
My mind is just too hopeless and depressed to be able to imagine such improbable fantasies. Also, years have passed without me seeing a foid and not getting instantly disgusted... "Dream woman" doesn't exist for me anymore
 
I’d immediately take my dick out and start furiously jerking to demonstrate dominance.Ill ejac to mark my territory.
 
I'd wake up from that childish fantasy.
 
I'd obviously deny it and fuck the stacy right next to me to show dominance.
 
> having a oneitis
Cucc
 
First i would expect a sincere apology for how i was treated.
 
I’d ask to meet her mugger friend
 
Come back and brag about it.
 
Check into the psych ward for schizophrenia.
 
Fucking septembercels at it again.
 
I would immediately think her motives are not romantic or sexual. I would also fear a bad joke or a set-up.
This.... But if legit I'd immediately cum in her and have kids
 
Wake up.
Proceed to look for the cameras.
Act very suspicious because she probably is trying to win a bet.

Any of those actions I would do. Maybe all at the same time. My dream female is underage so that doesn't help me either.
 
Is this some kind of a trap?
 
This is not even a question to be asked
 
kill myself because i know every experience afterwards will be objectively worse.
 
To along with it but be prepared for the worst case scenario.
 
can't ever relate to those saying stuff like 'obviously hell yeah immediately'. lol just lol. for myself it's me that's a barrier, noy only looks but inside. I've been ruining myself very bad for years, have mental issues that make me realize I'm worthless on genetic levek, never able to do nothing. no one worthy would ever ask me out, no one at all actually would. and I'd dread anythibg like that cause my only way of being is ldar, delusional and always self medicated with insane amounts of food, some light drugs and tv/movies/games etc
 
ahaha not falling for that shit again. I don't want to be apart of your truth and dare.
 
If that happens i would stop abusing drugs....Lsd, is hell if you see nightmere stuff like this irl.
 
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I’d immediately take my dick out and start furiously jerking to demonstrate dominance.Ill ejac to mark my territory.
kek'd hard irl. thanks.
 
I'd ask her why she rejected me.
 
I'd say that girls are icky and i'm going on a date with a 12 inch BBC tonight
 
the same way I'd feel if I discovered that my checking account suddenly had an extra million dollars in it, bringing my balance to $1,000,032.
 
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