What would be your perfect date scenario?

[janoycresva]

Hypothetically, imagine you ascend and get the foid of your dreams. What would your perfect date be like?

Here's mine: She's a tan tall Italian from wherever. We go cross country skiing in Lapland, Finland. Then we eat lunch, after lunch we watch the Northern Lights and pet reindeer. After that, we enter the sauna naked in the wooden cabin that I rented out. We roll around naked in the snow and run back into the sauna. Then for dinner we eat steak and potatoes with mushrooms and onions. Then decaf coffee with chocolate mousse over candle light in the cabin. Then we'd have oiled up intercourse and end up sleeping in each others arms. Many laughs were shared that day. The next morning we'd go hiking. Rinse & repeat.

 

[FrothySolutions]

A "date?" I don't wanna go on a "date," I don't think.

I think what I would like is to play "sexual tension chess" with a female friend, both of us testing the waters of what we're allowed to do as friends before this becomes something sexual. She asks me to come over to her place for movies or Netflix or something. We're sat on the couch, and we can't stop fidgeting from the sexual arousal of being near one another.

 

[janoycresva]

A "date?" I don't wanna go on a "date," I don't think.

I think what I would like is to play "sexual tension chess" with a female friend, both of us testing the waters of what we're allowed to do as friends before this becomes something sexual. She asks me to come over to her place for movies or Netflix or something. We're sat on the couch, and we can't stop fidgeting from the sexual arousal of being near one another.

that would give me too much anxiety tbh

 

[Dionysus]

It would be in fall time with a nice cold breeze and the all the trees are orange and red. We would go to a cafe in the morning and then shopping

 

[Incellectual]

that sounds comfy tbh.
If I even dated I don't care what she looks like (obviously the better looking she is the better but at this point I am no longer picky), all I want is a nonNT girl who is a weirdo like me. We would smoke a shit tone of weed, do chill shit like go to the beach/woods, watch documentaries and old videos online together. We would also have sex obviously and we would have other moments of intimacy like hugging and stuff like that. TBH I really want to be touched by a female even in nonsexual ways since I never had a girl all over me like they are with better looking men. Girls always are trying to touch and stroke and hug my brother, it looks really nice tbh.
tbh now thinking about this its kind of depressing knowing I will never to this

 

[Angry_runt]

She comes over to my place with a pizza and blows me while I eat the entire pizza and play Star Citizen. Yes, this daydream takes place in the late 2040s.

 

[janoycresva]

It would be in fall time with a nice cold breeze and the all the trees are orange and red. We would go to a cafe in the morning and then shopping

sounds nice

that sounds comfy tbh.
If I even dated I don't care what she looks like (obviously the better looking she is the better but at this point I am no longer picky), all I want is a nonNT girl who is a weirdo like me. We would smoke a shit tone of weed, do chill shit like go to the beach/woods, watch documentaries and old videos online together. We would also have sex obviously and we would have other moments of intimacy like hugging and stuff like that. TBH I really want to be touched by a female even in nonsexual ways since I never had a girl all over me like they are with better looking men. Girls always are trying to touch and stroke and hug my brother, it looks really nice tbh.
tbh now thinking about this its kind of depressing knowing I will never to this

same, i also want to touched by a female non sexually. thinking about and writing out this stuff doesn't really depress me because I think it's going to happen one day as I write it lol.

 

[AnimalofPrey]

I think what I would like is to play "sexual tension chess" with a female friend, both of us testing the waters of what we're allowed to do as friends before this becomes something sexual. She asks me to come over to her place for movies or Netflix or something. We're sat on the couch, and we can't stop fidgeting from the sexual arousal of being near one another.

This is the most jewish kind of fantasy, straight out of hollywood, irl if a woman would consider you a friend there's no way there'd be any sexual tension building up from her end, you're her equal in this scenario and therefor her inferior, no quirky jokes or feminist puns are gonna turn her on

 

[Deleted member 8884]

The one where I get laid by a cute petite foid who loves me and only me.

 

[Cashyfon]

A tall redhead/strawberry blonde of Ukrainian descent is what I would want to score with.

It would start, 12 PM on a Friday, we would meet up at her place. First, we would drive to the mall on the west end of town, about a half hour drive. We would go and have a nice hour long lunch at a fancy restaurant. Then, we would hold hands, walking through the mall, and we decide to go swimming at the massive waterpark together, to remind us of the old times when we would hang out at the local pool as kids.

Three or so hours later, we would then leave, go have a quick meal somewhere, then go to the indoor amusement park for a couple of hours and go on all the rides, including those freaky ass ones that make you wanna pass out. Time is now about 8:30 PM, and we decide to sit down and have a nice long dinner together.

We then decide - instead of staying back at her place - to book a hotel room for the night, one bed so it ends up being a bit less expensive, and that we only need one bed anyways. After settling in a bit and cleaning up, we then slowly, lovingly, have a hot passionate night of intercourse, going like rabbits until 1 AM, then as we slowly de-escalate, we would've locked arms, kissed, and fell asleep together.

The following morning, we pack our stuff, get a good breakfast, then we try to do things together (and succeed) that we used to do as kids. After a whole day of fun, we go back to her place. At this time it's late, close to 10 PM on a Saturday, and since I don't have to do any serving at church the following day, I'm not worried about an early morning awakening. However, I would be exhausted, so we don't go at it like the previous night, but we still cuddle each other to sleep.

Yes, my fantasy does take place over a day and a half. Yes, I actually know this girl IRL. No, she never wanted anything from me. Yes, she threw me aside like 5 years ago. No, this shit will never happen. No, I don't expect a foid to do this for a damn second. Yes, I do want to rope thinking about this. No, I will not rope.

 

[FrothySolutions]

This is the most jewish kind of fantasy, straight out of hollywood, irl if a woman would consider you a friend there's no way there'd be any sexual tension building up from her end, you're her equal in this scenario and therefor her inferior, no quirky jokes or feminist puns are gonna turn her on

So where does sexual tension come from? I want tension.

 

[seija]

I can't imagine myself being loved, having a GF or going on a date. Its so unrealistic for me I can't picture myself being in a relationship with someone.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

My dream gf is a petite blonde hair, blue eyed girl.

Driving out in the countryside in a mid-80s Rolls Royce Corniche convertible with the top open with her. Eating some menial picnic in the car like a grilled cheese. Sightsee some cool little places in between driving. Drive to the beach to watch the sunset as we kiss. Drive back to a local bar and talk with each other about stuff. Drink a little bit of alcohol, and drive back home to make out or something.

That's what I want.

 

[janoycresva]

A tall redhead/strawberry blonde of Ukrainian descent is what I would want to score with.

It would start, 12 PM on a Friday, we would meet up at her place. First, we would drive to the mall on the west end of town, about a half hour drive. We would go and have a nice hour long lunch at a fancy restaurant. Then, we would hold hands, walking through the mall, and we decide to go swimming at the massive waterpark together, to remind us of the old times when we would hang out at the local pool as kids.

Three or so hours later, we would then leave, go have a quick meal somewhere, then go to the indoor amusement park for a couple of hours and go on all the rides, including those freaky ass ones that make you wanna pass out. Time is now about 8:30 PM, and we decide to sit down and have a nice long dinner together.

We then decide - instead of staying back at her place - to book a hotel room for the night, one bed so it ends up being a bit less expensive, and that we only need one bed anyways. After settling in a bit and cleaning up, we then slowly, lovingly, have a hot passionate night of intercourse, going like rabbits until 1 AM, then as we slowly de-escalate, we would've locked arms, kissed, and fell asleep together.

The following morning, we pack our stuff, get a good breakfast, then we try to do things together (and succeed) that we used to do as kids. After a whole day of fun, we go back to her place. At this time it's late, close to 10 PM on a Saturday, and since I don't have to do any serving at church the following day, I'm not worried about an early morning awakening. However, I would be exhausted, so we don't go at it like the previous night, but we still cuddle each other to sleep.

Yes, my fantasy does take place over a day and a half. Yes, I actually know this girl IRL. No, she never wanted anything from me. Yes, she threw me aside like 5 years ago. No, this shit will never happen. No, I don't expect a foid to do this for a damn second. Yes, I do want to rope thinking about this. No, I will not rope.

that was a great read friend

My dream gf is a petite blonde hair, blue eyed girl.

Driving out in the countryside in a mid-80s Rolls Royce Corniche convertible with the top open with her. Eating some menial picnic in the car like a grilled cheese. Sightsee some cool little places in between driving. Drive to the beach to watch the sunset as we kiss. Drive back to a local bar and talk with each other about stuff. Drink a little bit of alcohol, and drive back home to make out or something.

That's what I want.

sounds simple but nice

 

[Napoleon de Nascar]

Walking at beach without people

 

[Ellsworth]

Going to too much detail seems

But I would really like to go camping with a girl. Go on a hike, then cook over a fire and look at the stars at night. Then go to sleep in the tent.

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I've had a fantasy where I take cute blonde foid to a hockey stadium. At night and we're alone sitting in this table in the middle of the playground. We have sea food and sushi. Then we start skating together and play hockey. Then we fall on the floor and Stare at the sky...

 

[Deleted member 17724]

Maybe go to the zoo together first when there's no one around so we can walk around undisturbed like we own the place. After that, we'd go to a cafe or restaurant (again, no one around since I don't like crowded places) and have lunch. Then we'd come home and sit under a blanket and watch a comfy film together, like something from Ghibli, while we drink something hot. After that, we'd have slow passionate sex in the missionary position. Once we're done, we look each other lovingly in the eyes and then fall asleep hugging each other.
As for the girl, she's a petite brunette with glasses and freckles. She wears something cute and girlish, the kind of stuff girls wear on dates in anime. Something like a skirt, a beret and stockings.

 

[janoycresva]

Going to too much detail seems

But I would really like to go camping with a girl. Go on a hike, then cook over a fire and look at the stars at night. Then go to sleep in the tent.

Yeah anything where there’s nature and not many people is what I’d want tbh ngl

I've had a fantasy where I take cute blonde foid to a hockey stadium. At night and we're alone sitting in this table in the middle of the playground. We have sea food and sushi. Then we start skating together and play hockey. Then we fall on the floor and Stare at the sky...

Sounds like something out of a romance movie, feel like I’ve seen this in a film before

Maybe go to the zoo together first when there's no one around so we can walk around undisturbed like we own the place. After that, we'd go to a cafe or restaurant (again, no one around since I don't like crowded places) and have lunch. Then we'd come home and sit under a blanket and watch a comfy film together, like something from Ghibli, while we drink something hot. After that, we'd have slow passionate sex in the missionary position. Once we're done, we look each other lovingly in the eyes and then fall asleep hugging each other.
As for the girl, she's a petite brunette with glasses and freckles. She wears something cute and girlish, the kind of stuff girls wear on dates in anime. Something like a skirt, a beret and stockings.

It animening

 

[Vermilioncore]

Getting girls number. Talking the whole night via text. Next day I go over to her home and fuck her brains out. Then we go out to dinner, the movies, etc. I'll make her pay for everything if she isn't a virgin, but if she is a virign, we'll go half on everything. I will make sure she doesn't even glance at any Chad/chadlite/etc...if she does, I'll put her on a leash like a dog and walk her home

 

[StoicNihilist]

I can't imagine myself being loved, having a GF or going on a date. Its so unrealistic for me I can't picture myself being in a relationship with someone.

Same here. Even if I do manage to get into a relationship I don't see it ever lasting or not ending in soul crushing disappointment. I'm simply too appalling both physically and mentally to ever love. I've actually been told that by others.

 

[Moggeddark]

It would be in fall time with a nice cold breeze and the all the trees are orange and red. We would go to a cafe in the morning and then shopping

Wow that sounds awesome, I want this.

 

[Incline]

It's dangerous to indulge yourself in such disillusions. They will overshadow your life eventually and you will suffer even more because of this. I don't like to daydream anymore, I learned it the hard way. I just try to maintain myself in the state of total LDAR. It's the best way forward.

 

[ihaveno1]

we get pizza somewhere and walk hand and hand at a park and then we go home and cuddle, make out, and have sex

 

[Braincel14w]

Ideally we wouldn't date. Dates are so awkward and cringy. I just want to be at home with a gf doing normal stuff.

 

[ElliotRodgerGod]

We would lie down together and watch movies at home

 

[Deleted member 16455]

Hard to imagine being loved

 

[Villain]

I can't imagine myself being loved, having a GF or going on a date. Its so unrealistic for me I can't picture myself being in a relationship with someone.

simply impossible