
Sexless incel
Buddy boyo
-
- Joined
- Apr 29, 2022
- Posts
- 11,768
Title
Last edited:
They probably wouldn't believe you had treasure."My treasure? Why it's right where I left it... But you'll have to search the whole world to find it."
"My treasure? Why it's right where I left it... But you'll have to search the whole world to find it."
„Ya‘all think it’s over, but in reality it never began!“It’s over
Imagine getting hanged in the middle of your speech and not being able to finish itWAIT! There is a secret that I must tell you. It's a secret I thought I would carry into my grave. But now that it has come to this I must tell you all.
I’m actually possessed by a demon. If you kill me, my face will haunt you all for the rest of your pathetic lives. It will change the way you interact with everyone. When you see the people you love, you’ll instead see my hideous face. This demon within me is monstrous and will infect everybody with its hellish essence. The demon's essence will spread all over like the Chinese virus, because the demon that possessed me is not just any demon. It's the overlord of all demons. If you kill me, the demons will leave the depths of hell and will commence an invasion of the earth as they declare war against the whole mankind. Otherwise, I would have committed suicide a long time ago. I can’t even kill myself because there will be an apocalyptic war if I die. Please, for the sake of all the world. Do not kill me. For your own sakes. Lest thou all turnest into daemons...
...Then I would start reciting Bible like a crazed possessed madman and pray for the best.
It never began...Imagine getting hanged in the middle of your speech and not being able to finish it