1 average looking failed normie, 1 tall GL mentalcel, and 1 tall ugly fatcel.
A nerdy becky infiltrated our social circle. The mentalcel orbited her hard and she friendzoned him. Me and the fatcel never even tried. She and the failed nomie ended up going out, but before that, the failed normie talked a lot of shit about me to her "to get me out of the race" (by his own admission). Just lol, she never liked me, and I didn't even like her that much. They lasted a week, she dumped him, and he fell into a huge depression. I told him to go fuck himself.
When school started again in the fall, she and the failed normie got back together. The mentalcel was still orbiting her hard, but this time, she started flirting with him and using him for attention. Her and the failed normie would make fun of him for orbiting her too, even though she'd complain about the failed normie to the mentalcel. The mentalcel ended up getting caught cheating on an exam. She made fun of him for it, and he lost his shit and hit her (I covered for him so he wouldn't get caught). Meanwhile, she and the failed normie were having problems in their relationship. The failed normie was being a total cuck, and she was getting sick of him. She ended up forgiving the mentalcel for hitting her, and started using him as an emotional tampon again. The failed normie got jealous, and she finally dumped him for good.
The failed normie got addicted to weed, and when he went to college, nearly dropped out due to depression over her. She continued to cocktease the mentalcel throughout college, complaining to him about her various boyfriends. She'd only talk to me to find out what the failed normie was up to. When she made a condescending comment about my height (we're both 5'9), I finally started giving her the cold shoulder. She complained to the mentalcel, and he lambasted me like the whiteknight he is. "She has social anxiety, he can't help it when she says stupid things!". I believe this was the nail in the coffin that eventually ended our friendship.
She ended up getting with a legit chad and got her dream job, and left the mentalcel in the dust. The mentalcel works as a stemcel, but still lives at home. The failed normie got his shit together and is working a decent job in another state. I'm going on 5 years of LDAR'ing after graduating college. And the fatcel is trying to finish college again after dropping out.
sat in the bathroom browsing the chans on my phone
I wish I had a smartphone in high school, I would've forgone all my fake friends and coped in peace. The very first iPhone had come out, and only the rich kids had it. Blackberries and regular phones had internet, but it was so laggy and fragmented that it really wasn't usable. Texting and myspace were all the rage back then.
