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Experiment What was the most intimate thing you've done with a femoid?

What was the most intimate thing you've done with a femoid?


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That had to hurt right in the feels.
Yeah, I got blackpilled in my mid-teens without even realising it, then I got even more blackpilled in my late teens after this slut led me on.
 
Does it though?
It was emotionless, and she didn't actually mean to kiss me.

Anyway, that shit was years ago, back when I had a social life.
Social life with females as an unattractive incel?
 
Kissing. Escortcel here. Kissing is more intimate than sex.
 
Not from my experience

It's much worse. You realize how insignificant you are, romantically. They will form relationships with most of your male friends except you.
 
It's much worse. You realize how insignificant you are, romantically. They will form relationships with most of your male friends except you.
The people I would be around with in school weren't better off.
 
I had a girl sit on my lap for like 10 minutes way back in 8th grade. I forget how that whole thing went down, she wanted to use the computer in the class and I was on it, so she asked me if she could use it. I remember my friends making fun of me like "lol shes being nice to you now just because she knows you're the only one who is going to let her use the computer". I don't know how that culminated in her sitting on my lap, my virgin-ass would have just gotten up, but whatever.

God, I felt like such a Chad that day. She was this 7.5/10 real dark skin shorty too.

That's it though. Haven't had so much as a kiss or a hug since then and i'm nearing 21 years old.
 
Flock of a feather fly together

Ah, yes. A lot of other guys I know are still single. The suifuel part is seeing guys you imagine are incel, but then they get gfs.
 
Ah, yes. A lot of other guys I know are still single. The suifuel part is seeing guys you imagine are incel, but then they get gfs.
How does that even happen?
 
How does that even happen?

Luck. One girl was fat (not landwhale, though). She went out with the tall lanky (Zyros tier) guys, I imagine she was compensating psychologically. There was another normie tier girl who went out with a normie tier guy. In all cases the relationships fizziled out.
 
Luck. One girl was fat (not landwhale, though). She went out with the tall lanky (Zyros tier) guys, I imagine she was compensating psychologically. There was another normie tier girl who went out with a normie tier guy. In all cases the relationships fizziled out.
That makes sense. But no incel tier guys? I thought that's what you said.
 
Lmao 11 people voted sex?
 
smacked her in the face
 
I didn't think there was this many fakecels here damn. This thread actually worked as a bait thread
Yeah, definitely. 99% of the userbase consists of either fakecels.
 
Just recently I thought I had a chance and we talked, hung out (when to a park) which is when she rejected me on the spot, well... let's just say I wasn't surprised and my self-fulfilling prophecy self decided to say "fuck it" and just completely ghost her and any other bitch I come across with. Just when you think you "coulda", you realize you never "woulda" in the first place. Fuck false hope and fuck this shit existence. For people like us, it's the rope or complete isolation for the next 40-60 years ahead.
 
I've gotten a handjob from a girl I didn't like but I feel like the most intimate I've ever been is when I had my arm around a different girl while sitting on her bed.
 
I've gotten a handjob from a girl I didn't like but I feel like the most intimate I've ever been is when I had my arm around a different girl while sitting on her bed.
Even the mods are bragging now
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Purple nurple crush's tits
 
By this thread standards, sex. But I think that things like cuddling or hot bath were more intimate, even if technically they werent.
 
Having one shitty handjob where she didn't finish me off isn't anything to brag about as a 27 year old.
oh youre not trolling lol
 
this sites a joke, ive never been alone with a female let alone a bitch grabbing my dick jfl. So much for a incel forum.

Trust me it didn't feel good brah. She didn't know how to grip it right and then she was pulling too hard and just stretching my skin until it hurt.
 
How did you get a quote inside a quote?
It was a fairly complex process tbh. Only managed to figure it out after years of intense research with my fellow PhD colleagues at MIT.

Hit reply for the 2 quotes you want and copy one of the quotes inside the other quote
 
Trust me it didn't feel good brah. She didn't know how to grip it right and then she was pulling too hard and just stretching my skin until it hurt.
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I cant relate
 
Trust me it didn't feel good brah. She didn't know how to grip it right and then she was pulling too hard and just stretching my skin until it hurt.

Uses the word 'brah' confirmed misc slayer
 
It was a fairly complex process tbh. Only managed to figure it out after years of intense research with my fellow PhD colleagues at MIT.

Hit reply for the 2 quotes you want and copy one of the quotes inside the other quote
I thought there would be an easier way, like the quick reply on the myBB format.
 

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