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What was the first thing you coomed to?

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For me, my first coom happened when I was humping the stairs in my father's house.

I humped the stairs until I learned you can use your hands.

The first few times I used both of my hands like an autist
 
I don’t remember that. I do remember the first thing I got aroused by though.
 
for a classmate
 
When i was 14 jizzed in my pants because of erotic dream-
 
Some hentai movie, I can't recall which one exactly
 
Some girls in one of my classes back in 8th grade.
 
i humped a basketball
 
it was some random yt foid touching her boobs
needless to say im not attracted to foids or their boobs
 
Alabama related but not too Alabama
 
i don't remember clearly
 
Literally nothing.
I just remember playing with my willy and I was starstruck and best feeling of my life when I inked out for the first time.



it's over
 
Scrambled soft core porn on tv
 
I can remember my first ever nut, I was down that bad that I nutted over the mother from Home Alone.
 
Pitbull - Bon Bon video (with latinas shaking their asses)
 
A Mariah Carey music video
Made me coom without touching myself
 
I remember some foids back in middle school talking about cheerleaders, so I went home and looked up cheerleader porn and I humped my bed while watching it and I nutted.
 
You are 100% a fag. That’s the only reason why you’re incel. You haven’t realized you wanna fuck fem boys instead of actual females :feelskek:
not true i want to fuck nobody because im asexual
 
It was the cover photo of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition. I’m not sure which one. I have never been able to find it.

kate upton si swimsuit 2017 GIF by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit


It was Kate Upton (I think) in a dark, lacey bodysuit.
 
For me, my first coom happened when I was humping the stairs in my father's house.

I humped the stairs until I learned you can use your hands.

The first few times I used both of my hands like an autist

A vibrator
 
HISTORY LESSON: When I was a kid, there was no Internet. i.e. no easy access to porn. Stealing a copy of the Victoria's Secret magazine that came in the mail for my mother was a great source of coomfuel.
 
Faggot thread ngldedsrsrn
 
I ejaculated inside OP's mum whore mouth cause that bitch begged for it ngl
 
I humped the stairs until I learned you can use your hands.
I humped the floor while playing with legos. I was pretty young, maybe 10yo and didn't really know what was going on at first. I didn't know any other way to fap so I thought that just rubbing back and forth on the floor was the only way to coom. I basically rubbed my dick raw until I figured out using hands was easier.
 
Can’t remember
 
To a big-butt African woman.
 
My first time was when I fantasized about a curvy, big-assed African MILF.
 
I don’t remember specifics, but it was something ABDL related ( over for you if your first nut was to non vanilla stuff btw)
 
One of those adult chat television channels back when I was 13.
 
Christie Monteiro from Tekken
 
My 8th grade milf teacher. I stalked her facebook for bikini pics and beat my dick up.
 

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