What was the closest y'all came to getting some puh?

[harvomarvo]

I was talking to this one chick's girlfriend, yes, girlfriend, as in they were lesbians in an open relationship. She told me she was thinking about it, asked for a picture of myself, my dih, and to hear my voice. I sent only my face and got ghosted. I kept foolishly thinking that maybe if I continued asking I'd get an answer, but no. It's over. She was also severely overweight, which I lowqueef fw.

 

[Caichan]

I do not know

 

[Animecel2D]

Never even came remotely close

 

[Deleted Member 8090]

When I was born was the closest I'll ever be to a pussy

 

[Maikowski]

No such thing as almost getting pussy, just delusion on your part

 

[retardedzoomer88]

bumbed into a foid

 

[Akedia]

When I was born was the closest I'll ever be to a pussy

 

[VanGobbel]

mfw puh

 

[anon65]

Never even came remotely close

 

[SupremeSaint]

When I was born was the closest I'll ever be to a pussy

 

[Clavicus Vile]

0

 

[Wither]

When I was born was the closest I'll ever be to a pussy

 

[Rapistcel]

Never even came remotely close

 

[Paladin]

0 puh

 

[Zionist]

-0 puh

 

[grimlockcel]

When I had my pocket pussy

 

[svgmn1]

-0 puh

there is no polarity for zero you zogpilled yahu disciple zionist

 

[Zionist]

there is no polarity for zero you zogpilled yahu disciple zionist

It was a joke nigger. Chill out

 

[svgmn1]

It was a joke nigger. Chill out

Ok

 

[pls]

Never

 

[subindian]

I was talking to this one chick's girlfriend, yes, girlfriend, as in they were lesbians in an open relationship. She told me she was thinking about it, asked for a picture of myself, my dih, and to hear my voice. I sent only my face and got ghosted. I kept foolishly thinking that maybe if I continued asking I'd get an answer, but no. It's over. She was also severely overweight, which I lowqueef fw.

you failed the face test, you shouldve chadfished

 

[ack]

I brought a terastacy back to my house but she left when she saw my room

 

[ONION BURPS]

I was about to kiss this super hot brunette college slut at a party one night then I awoken to a loud alarm signaling me to go to work

 

[nakolas]

Y'all

 

[Renegade#1]

I was talking to this one chick's girlfriend, yes, girlfriend, as in they were lesbians in an open relationship.

trucels dont talk to toilets

 

[La Longue Fourchett]

Getting assigned to a project group that already had a girl in it in university.
Barely talked to her and even then it was only ever about the project.
This was the closest I ever got to getting a girlfriend.