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Serious What was the best compliment you got from a female?

"You aren't as stupid as you look"


Smh
 
That if I shaved my head completely bald and got rid of my glasses I would be potentially very attractive to females and I sensed even this girl herself who gave me the compliment.

I’m quite certain she wasn’t joking or fucking with me for a laugh at my expense either but eh.

Bald is just not my style guys. :feelsUgh:

Despite this girl’s obvious penchant for it I just don’t think I could pull off the Stone Cold Steve Austin look.:waitwhat:
 
I have a total of one like on my facebook photos of myself by female(s). I have an account since 2014.

Ngl felt fucking diamonds when I saw that notification :chad:
Foids get hundreds of likes daily
And I post so much on facebook because Im verbally and emotionally incontinent. Mostly rants though.
 
"You have nice eyebrows." Said by a black girl.
 
Massage parlor whores often tell me my hands are pretty because my hands are smaller than theirs.
in my freshman year of high school some foid said that I have nice eyelashes. idk how you’re supposed to respond to backhanded compliments like that
 
female doctor said I look younger than I am, I'm not sure thats a compliment
 
I was told I have beautiful eyes
 
"Cute smile", said that cus couldnt think of anything nice to say for my subhuman looks
 
in my freshman year of high school some foid said that I have nice eyelashes. idk how you’re supposed to respond to backhanded compliments like that
you have a nice beer belly sweetie
 
Eye color. Kinda useless though when theres no Chad bone around it.
 
“You’re so sweet”
“You’re smart”
 
"You got such a beautiful smile, please smile more" from my Russian teacher in HS.
 
I got one from a girl on the school bus randomly in elementary school. She said I had really straight teeth. That's where it ends.
 
They don’t talk to me
 
I was told that i have nice eyes by a few females.
 
brag bait thread tbh
 
When I was a kid, in early middle school, I remember very specifically something my performing arts teacher said. I was the ugly duckling, terrible acne, really lanky, disgusting hair, etc. But, she basically said that one day I would ascend. She explained to the class, that one day I would be a lady-killer. I won't get banned explaining why, but she mentioned some of my redeeming qualities.
-Spoiler-
hasn't happened yet, chief
 
I'm 5'3" so foids sometimes call me "cute", which is actually a backhanded compliment because I'm a grown man not a child, but my height makes me look like a child.
 
I'm 5'3" so foids sometimes call me "cute", which is actually a backhanded compliment because I'm a grown man not a child, but my height makes me look like a child.
:feelsrope:
 
Funny enough I think my dick is pretty big
>6.4in
>big

Png


Tbh it's all about girth anyway
 
in my freshman year of high school some foid said that I have nice eyelashes. idk how you’re supposed to respond to backhanded compliments like that

Lately I began to treat it like the insult that it is.
I went to a massage parlor with a Korean name (Chinese massage parlors sometimes use Korean names because it seems more high class) and Chinese foid there "complimented" my hands for being tiny and said she bet I play the piano very well. I told her I played the piano very badly because my hands are small, obviously I can't reach the keys as well as someone with a big hand. She didn't seem to understand the English language and asked me if I played any sports. I told her that clearly I can't play sports because I'm weak and I can't hold the ball because of my small hands. She got mad and didn't even jerk me off. I didn't tip her but it still cost me $50 and I had to find another massage parlor in the dead of night and could only get a 30-minute session because it was so late and it was a great waste of money.
 
:feelsmega:

How do you messure girth
With a measuring tape that goes around., dummy

If you don't have one, you can use a thread or a very thin cable (like the cable of earbuds), wrap it around your shlong (tightly), make a sort of mark with a pen for instance (where it overlaps), then unwrap it measure the unwrapped length with a ruler.

You could also estimate with the diameter but tbh dicks aren't exactly cylindrical
 

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