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If only you knew what Nordic foids actually looked like. A lot of them might have light hair and eye colours, but the phenotype is all wrong (very undefined features). You will find infinitely more attractive blonde women in DACH and Benelux countries, Slavic countries, the UK and even the US. If it has to be a Nordic woman make it a Finnish one rather than a Scandinavian one. Still pales in comparison to the ones I listed though.
Depends, hallstatt phenotype is super good, trønder not so
Hallstatt phenotype is garbage on both men and women:
As for Trønder and other variations:Your deathnic eyes must have a pavlovian response to anyone with light hair, skin and eyes. You look but you do not see. I'm going to examine each phenotype you posted carefully:
1. The Gracile Mediterranid:
This face, like all Medditerenean phenotypes, has an actually defined jawline and nose. Not to mention a robust and present brow, as well as ears with an identifiable and good shape, instead of the strange lumps of meat Nordics call ears. This is not even the best Mediterrenean phenotype, take a look at this:
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The Eurafricanid phenotype. Do I even have to analyse this one? It is the spitting image of a Gigachad. It's no wonder that these are the people who brought us to the modern civilisation we find ourselves in now. First in Greece, then Rome and of course the UK. You talk about Nordics having "hunter eyes" but there is no such thing as a Nordic with hunter eyes. The above is a man with hunter eyes. It is a man with vision, someone who can imagine things beyond whatever happens to meet his eyes at any one moment. Nordics, and even Germanics to some extent, are all knuckle-dragging idiots with no ability to think creatively. We were practically still cavemen when the missionaries from Rome came here, completely uncivilised. At best they can imitate Mediterreneans (like the Industrial Revolution), but even then they can't do it as well as the nips, chinks and gooks can. Mediterrenans are no doubt the pinnacle of human phenotypes, and that goes for both the men and the women. If you carefully look at depictions of Vikings and Nordics in media you will find that all of them have Mediterrenean phenotypes but with light hair, skin and eyes, which basically does not exist in real life. This meme could not be any more accurate:
If this meme wasn't true it wouldn't have caught on.
2. Orientalid:
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Worse than Mediterreneans, but only marginally so. It mainly has to do with the downturned nose, and the slight softening of the features. Civilisation was still founded in the Middle East, so that shows their calibre as people. In the right context people with Orientalid phenotypes look like the most reverent, gracious and civilised people of all. That makes for good people, but it lessens their SMV compared to the Mediterrenans who are more in tune with their nature as living beings, warts and all.
3. The Gracile Indid:
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Features are significantly softer and less defined than the sharper look of Orientalids and Mediterreneans, most likely due to East and Southeast Asian admixture. The very best Indids still beat out the very best Nordics.
4. The Sinid:
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The only phenotype worse than the Nordic phenotype. Features that are undefined on the Nordic phenotype become straight up non-existent on the Sinid phenotype.
5. The Sudanid:
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Equally bad as the Nordic phenotype. Very undefined, rounded and blurry features. Similar personalities too, because Nordics are all niggers spiritually.
Meh
Aryan phenotype
The phenotype would not be desired by anyone with discerning eyes. Nordics are carried by ogremaxxed stats and the novelty of having light skin, hair and eyes:
North Atlantid is good.
You can be right but for the normie eyes and probably everyone else hallstatt is the number 1
Just the reality, fuck off
The danger of any .is thread being ruined by looksfag shit is small, but never zero.
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I'm not denying the SMV many Nordics hold, I am just saying that the Nordic phenotype is not what it is made out to be in popular culture. Nordics are often depicted as having very defined features and so on but that is not the case at all. Nordics features are very undefined, closer to stuff like this than other phenotypes:
@WeirdoDesperadoI'm not denying the SMV many Nordics hold, I am just saying that the Nordic phenotype is not what it is made out to be in popular culture. Nordics are often depicted as having very defined features and so on but that is not the case at all. Nordics features are very undefined, closer to stuff like this than other phenotypes:
I will put it like this: the absolute best looking Swedish woman looks about ~25% as good as Princess Zelda does in Breath of The Wild:
That is how the Halstatt-phenotype plays out in real life. It is a particular kind of soft and pudgy look, in other words. I know that some like this kind of look, but it is a far cry from the look of your average e-whore simps obsess over.
When it comes to Norwegian and Danish women, the absolute best-looking ones look about ~10% as good as Brigitte does in Overwatch:
Somewhat dark brown hair is very predominant among Norwegian, auburn and red hair like Brigitte has is more predominant among Danish women. Brigitte is of course supposed to be a Swedish character, and there are some Swedish women who look about ~25% as good as her (Swedish women look better than Norwegian and Danish women in other words. Foreign believers in those countries being even more "shiny Pokémon" than Sweden "is", aren't ready to hear this of course).
As for Finnish foids, the best ones look about ~25% as good as Cibo does in BLAME!:
Finnish people are the only Nordic people with some angular features (mostly V shapes here and there). Where their features land on their faces is odd though, just like Cibo's face in the above image. It's also worth noting that Finland has slightly more blonde people (and women) than Sweden does.
But even if Nordic women looked good, Nordic countries would not be worth moving to (even if you were a Chad):
1. The entirety of Sweden is nothing more than a hick town.
2. Despite having tons of oil money, Norway is a complete backwater in every conceivable way. All the infrastructure is 1950s-esque, and that is when you compare it to Sweden which already falls short of the rest of Europe.
3. Unlike the nature in other Nordic countries, Denmark is completely flat. Have fun pretending that cycling is anywhere near as well thought out as it is in Benelux countries. Alchoholmaxxing is pretty much the only thing to do in Denmark.
4. Finland is extremely civilised, the infrastructure and government mogs other Nordic countries. But it is also a complete ghost town, and people are extremely xenophobic towards foreigners (including other Nordics).
5. Even the most extroverted people in Nordic countries are like giga-introverts compared to people from other countries. Forget about making friends in Nordic countries, because:
You will make more friends in 2 weeks in countries like the US or Spain than you will in 50+ years living in Nordic countries (countless cases of this). Loneliness is nothing short of absolute in Nordic countries.
6. The pay, education, living standards and so on in Nordic countries is significantly below all other Western countries. There used to be immigrants from countries like Poland to Nordic countries, but all of those people are now moving back since they can earn more money and have significantly better lives back home. How non-refugee immigrants choose to move here despite having the option to move to other Global North countries is beyond me. Even more baffling is why people from other Global North countries decide to move here (they all deeply regret it eventually though, because of point number 5).
7. The "culture" in Nordic countries is extremely caveman-esque. All Nordics are spiritually niggers, basically.
8. The only good thing about Nordic countries is the nature and seasons. It's not for everyone though, some people get depressed over how little sunlight there is for around half of each year.
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High effort post. I'm not an expert when it comes to races and phenotypes, some of my views are based on my observations. I live in Finland and when I used to visit Sweden, in my opinion the women there were way more attractive at average to me than Finnish women. The attractive ones here are often Swedish descent, living in southern and western part of the country.I'm not denying the SMV many Nordics hold, I am just saying that the Nordic phenotype is not what it is made out to be in popular culture. Nordics are often depicted as having very defined features and so on but that is not the case at all. Nordics features are very undefined, closer to stuff like this than other phenotypes:
I will put it like this: the absolute best looking Swedish woman looks about ~25% as good as Princess Zelda does in Breath of The Wild:
That is how the Halstatt-phenotype plays out in real life. It is a particular kind of soft and pudgy look, in other words. I know that some like this kind of look, but it is a far cry from the look of your average e-whore simps obsess over.
When it comes to Norwegian and Danish women, the absolute best-looking ones look about ~10% as good as Brigitte does in Overwatch:
Somewhat dark brown hair is very predominant among Norwegian women, auburn and red hair like Brigitte has is more predominant among Danish women. Brigitte is of course supposed to be a Swedish character, and there are some Swedish women who look about ~25% as good as her (Swedish women look better than Norwegian and Danish women in other words. Foreign believers in those countries being even more "shiny Pokémon" than Sweden "is", aren't ready to hear this of course).
As for Finnish foids, the best ones look about ~25% as good as Cibo does in BLAME!:
Finnish people are the only Nordic people with some angular features (mostly V shapes here and there). Where their features land on their faces is odd though, just like Cibo's face in the above image. It's also worth noting that Finland has slightly more blonde people (and women) than Sweden does.
But even if Nordic women looked good, Nordic countries would not be worth moving to (even if you were a Chad):
1. The entirety of Sweden is nothing more than a hick town.
2. Despite having tons of oil money, Norway is a complete backwater in every conceivable way. All the infrastructure is 1950s-esque, and that is when you compare it to Sweden which already falls short of the rest of Europe.
3. Unlike the nature in other Nordic countries, Denmark is completely flat. Have fun pretending that cycling is anywhere near as well thought out as it is in Benelux countries. Alchoholmaxxing is pretty much the only thing to do in Denmark.
4. Finland is extremely civilised, the infrastructure and government mogs other Nordic countries. But it is also a complete ghost town, and people are extremely xenophobic towards foreigners (including other Nordics).
5. Even the most extroverted people in Nordic countries are like giga-introverts compared to people from other countries. Forget about making friends in Nordic countries, because:
You will make more friends in 2 weeks in countries like the US or Spain than you will in 50+ years living in Nordic countries (countless cases of this). Loneliness is nothing short of absolute in Nordic countries.
6. The pay, education, living standards and so on in Nordic countries is significantly below all other Western countries. There used to be immigrants from countries like Poland to Nordic countries, but all of those people are now moving back since they can earn more money and have significantly better lives back home. How non-refugee immigrants choose to move here despite having the option to move to other Global North countries is beyond me. Even more baffling is why people from other Global North countries decide to move here (they all deeply regret it eventually though, because of point number 5).
7. The "culture" in Nordic countries is extremely caveman-esque. All Nordics are spiritually niggers, basically.
8. The only good thing about Nordic countries is the nature and seasons. It's not for everyone though, some people get depressed over how little sunlight there is for around half of each year.
Ahh I should have known that you're a Finnishcel. Perhaps you will be able to see what I'm talking about now. I happen to be a Swedishcel with a jeet-level of hatred for my own country so I always feel the need to "correct" the assumptions people have about Nordic countries. There seem to be plenty of users from the Global South, and even some users from other Global North countries who seem to have an idea that Nordic countries is "heaven on earth" or something like that. I seriously doubt that they've even looked up a single picture of what Nordic countries and Nordic people look like, because then their fantasy would break apart instantly. That is if they are able to see what I'm talking about of course, most people can't. Nordics themselves also get fooled by light skin, hair and eyes, very few ever seem to think about actual facial features.
You could be right about that, but I was very impressed by all the big, wide, clean and pristine streets and highways when I visited Finland. So many roads that would have never had streetlights in Sweden had them in Finland. Things like that gave me the impression that Finland is much more civilised and orderly than Sweden, which is outright corrupt in many ways. The government also seems more sensible than Sweden in many ways, since they aren't militantly against things like homeschoolong in Finland and so on.
It's a shame that countries like Russia and China has always had among the worst leaders in the world. So much potential, all put to waste time and time again. In a better world it would have been a boon to be next to Russia.
Yeah, a ton of poorcels in Finland for sure. Everything is indeed far more expensive in Finland and Norway than it is in Sweden.
They lowered the VAT sure, but all that did was make the food companies increase their prices to what they were before, or even beyond what they were before so that they can profit more.
True, but if you live in a Nordic country you will have to deal with Nordic people, and Nordic people are some of the most dreadful people on Earth. I wouldn't ever move to the countries I consider to be better though, because I would never fit in there, being a truecel freak like I am. My point was more about how people from the Global South and other Global North countries shouldn't move to Nordic countries.
The ones which are horny and into my fetishes so I could have sex just the way I want. Also intelligent but still nice so I have something meaningful to talk afterwards and it's easy to be with them. If I were Ultra-Chad, I would add pale-skinned redhead, but I think the first two requirements would limit my pool a lot even as Chad I guess
(like really fat, some chubby girls are fine to me)
Boing boing boing boing
