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What sort of cute things would you do with your girlfriend if you had one?

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What sort of cute things would you do with your girlfriend if you had one? 

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I'm sure you all know these girls that are rather pretty than hot, rather beautiful than sexy. There's a girl like this I see now regularly: brunette, light blue eyes, a cheeky little smile and the cutest upturned nose. And of course, these thick-rimmed glasses that are far too large. I always want to touch her nose and tell her how dorky these glasses are, and then touch her side and touch her leg and touch her butt and then shave her vagina until she's completely naked and hairless for me. 

Seeing these kinds of girls often hurts more than seeing "sexy" girls. After all, tenderness is something deeper and older in us than sexual arousal. In the past, I always wanted to experience INTENSE and extraordinary emotions. Now I only try not to suffer too much. But a while ago I even had a dream about that girl. I dreamed that she, another girl who looked a bit like a tumblrina with problem glasses but who turned out OK, and I all worked in a huge bookstore for some reason. Then, a professor I get along with pretty good came over and had some questions. 

I don't remember everything exactly anymore, but I somehow managed to answer all the professor's question and proved to the girls that I am superior and smarter than them, and the feminist-looking girl accepted my superiority and gave in. (You know, the way girls give in an surrender to Chad when they "tehe" about how they're not like all the other girls, and are actually not feminists, how they are not SJW, not like the other girls, and have actually enjoyed 50 shades of grey as well, and so on.) 

Then, the feminist-looking girl, the lovely-looking girl and I all moved in a house together and were a happy, normal family: I as the man was the boss and my two girls were both naked next to me left and right. It wasn't even a really sexual dream, tho. There was nothing aggressive about it, just perfect harmony and serenity. Two girls who had both a sweet submissive love in their eyes when they looked up to me, their Master. <3 

Only later when I woke up did I then fantasize about our poly relationship. Like, if I had a house and these two girls, and I would come home and keep them both naked and only wearing slave collars and then they'd always welcome me home with a smile on their face and a tea in their hand. Not that torture BDSM porn shit. No, I want SLAVES IN LOVE. This is what I hate about so much porn: it's always about sadism and masochism, but I want dominance and submission, slaves in love - not degenerate tattooed shitcunts who get off on being whipped. Bah!

So, anyways. Point is: I want to feel LOVE. It's not just about sex but LOOOOOOOVE. I want to hold hands. I saw that couple the other day, standing under a tree, holding hands, some leafs falling down and they were whispering something, and THIS I miss the most sometime. If you see some yoga pants slut you can always go to the toilet in the library and quickly masturbate, but what do you when you see a couple in love? 

Anyways: What sort of cute things would you do with
 
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knajjd said:
give it a Le Fort 4 with a shovel when it inevitably cuckolds me.

I was looking forward to the responses to this thread but I don't think anyone's topping this.
 
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knajjd said:
give it a Le Fort 4 with a shovel when it inevitably cuckolds me.

kek, dafaq kek
 
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Just fucking and massaging all the time. I long for physical affection.
 
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I just want her to exist. I never considered the details.
 
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Undress her, then insert my nasty incel dick into her puanini and fuck her till she passes out from orgasming
 
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I would mouth fuck her and make sure she keeps gagging then I would cum inside her mouth and make sure she swallows.

i'l also ass fuck her.
 
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i want her to hug me and look at me and kiss me in the middle night and cry with her so i can let it all out then lick her tears from her washed neck and love her so much i just want love :(
 
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this post made me cringe
 
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I love the smell of girls. I want her to be a bit tired and sleepy and cuddly, and step close to me and put her head against me and then smell her hair. Also, I want to put one hand on her neck, the other hand on her butt and then gently pull her closer to me and kiss her. I also want to stroll through a super market with her after a long hard day, buy groceries with her and just go through the market and chat about what we'll have to dinner later.
 
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knajjd said:
give it a Le Fort 4 with a shovel when it inevitably cuckolds me.

Lol so much this.
 
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kankerincel said:
this post made me cringe

This is an incels forum. If there weren't anything pathetic and cringeworthy about me, I wouldn't spend time talking here with you people. Bad news, though: YOU are pathetic and cringeworthy as well.
 
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I don't think about stuff like that because I know it's physically impossible. And even if I do spend a whopping $15,000 on surgery ($10,350 for surgery, $3000 for traveling, and $2000 for resting period before I get another job), I still probably won't get a girlfriend, but I MIGHT not get laughed at and dehumanized anymore.
 
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I don't want a girlfriend. I just want to fuck bitches without having to pay them money.
 
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I'd go on picnics with her, wouldn't that be great, going to the park with my hand on her shoulder, feeding the ducks together.
 
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SilentSoup said:
I'd go on picnics with her, wouldn't that be great, going to the park with my hand on her shoulder, feeding the ducks together.

Feels.  It’s sad how many of us were kind hearted romantics.  But if a friendly dog is kicked enough, it will turn hostile.
 
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Eternalfootman2017 said:
Feels.  It’s sad how many of us were kind hearted romantics.  But if a friendly dog is kicked enough, it will turn hostile.

Men are the real romantics anyway. Many men would kill and die for what they love, women just share a snapshot of it on Instagram.
 
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kankerincel said:
this post made me cringe

for real, it's suicide fuel
 
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I would sell her to a Nigerian prince for 1 million dollars
 
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one can dream
 
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I would make it cook for me.
 
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I want to make cute girls laugh and flirt with them up to a point where they "tease" me and start to undress etc.
 
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Wtf? Are we 12 year old girls now?
 
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blackcel said:
Wtf? Are we 12 year old girls now?

Yes. We are against degeneracy. So we only allow love and romance now here on this board, nothing vile and overly sexual.
 
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it would be way too cringeworthy for me to write out on here
 
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whogivesafucc said:
it would be way too cringeworthy for me to write out on here

Do it. 
I'm not the only one with cringeworthy desires here, I'm just honest enough to write them out. 
Let's share our cringeworthy romantic fantasies.
 
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Red Shambhala said:
whogivesafucc said:
it would be way too cringeworthy for me to write out on here
Do it.
I'm not the only one with cringeworthy desires here, I'm just honest enough to write them out.
Let's share our cringeworthy romantic fantasies.


i'd give her undying affection, do just about everything with her, go everywhere with her. i'd make the fucker from 50 shades of grey look tame when i fuck her

just...you know, things that normies and chad always experience but that have been denied for us since day one
 
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some of these posters are more pathetic than cucktears.

how are you black pilled yet still believe in disney love
 
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incel said:
some of these posters are more pathetic than cucktears.

how are you black pilled yet still believe in disney love

I never said that I believe in love. I just said that I want to experience love, I want to be in love and feel loved. 

There is that Houellebecq novel that literally translates to "The possibility of an Island" - and the "island", he is referring to is LOVE as a way to cope in a fucked up world. Of course, it turns out that love is also of this world and doesn't offer an island away from this world. 

The love of a man for a woman and a woman for a man is often the floor to which people fall after the collapse of other dreams. It is held to be solid when nothing else is, and though it frequently gives way and dumps them into a basement of despair, it still enjoys a reputation of dependability. No matter that this reputation is illogical — it still flourishes and will continue to flourish regardless of what is said in any book. Love, or possibly the myth of love, is the first, last, and sometimes the only refuge of uncomprehending humanity. What else makes our hearts beat so fast? What else makes us swoon with feeling? What else renders us so intensely alive and aching? The search for love — the sublime, the nebulous, the consuming — remains sacred in a world that increasingly despises the sacred. When the heroic and the transcendental are but memories, when religious institutions fill up with bureaucrats and social scientists, when nobody believes there is a sky beyond the ceiling, then there seems no other escape from the prison of self than the abandon of love. With a gray age of spiritual deadness upon us, we love, or beg for love, or grieve for love. We have nothing higher to live for.
https://www.accesstoinsight.org/lib/authors/price/bl124.html
 
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Red Shambhala said:
I love the smell of girls. I want her to be a bit tired and sleepy and cuddly, and step close to me and put her head against me and then smell her hair. Also, I want to put one hand on her neck, the other hand on her butt and then gently pull her closer to me and kiss her. I also want to stroll through a super market with her after a long hard day, buy groceries with her and just go through the market and chat about what we'll have to dinner later.

This is a stronger suicide fuel than anything I've ever read on any incel-related forums.
 
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I really don't know. As far as I've ever gotten in that fantasy is a date. I think I could show a girl a nice time on a date. Invite her out to the property, show her the barn cats(because there's kittens, chicks love kittens), let her ride one of the horses if she wants, show her the rifle, let her shoot it and feel all tough. Take her to the pond, maybe we could go fishing or just have a picnic at sunset.

Lamest shit I've ever written. But for real. I'd be willing to do that for a girl.
 
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I would have her fill my ass with whipped cream and then I'd fart it in her mouth like this:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1112943103

Do I win?
 
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Lick her ear and rub her legs.
 
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I'd keep her locked inside so she would be mine forever. I might also brand her with my initials on her hips so she will always remember who she belongs to.
 
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Is this a female worship thread?
 
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Buttfuck her and piss in her mouth.
 
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universallyabhorred said:
I'd keep her locked inside so she would be mine forever. I might also brand her with my initials on her hips so she will always remember who she belongs to.

latest
 
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doing that "romance" shit in a relationship just leads a woman to be disgusted in you as it shows weakness and you end up being cucked by a guy that treats her like a used hole.
 
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incelman said:
Undress her, then insert my nasty incel dick into her puanini and fuck her till she passes out from orgasming

RIP
 
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Cute stuff? Sounds faggy. I just want to fuck them and kick them out
 
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Wife. No girlfriend.

Walk around the city as she wears her niqab. With my head high and hers. As Muslims with grand honor and dignity! To be revered as a master and not the oppressed. The Muslim dream.
 
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knajjd said:
give it a Le Fort 4 with a shovel when it inevitably cuckolds me.

HOLY SHIT that's brutal man
 
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cooking together. We make a mess and laugh about it. Then clean up.
 
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Have sex with her and stuff like that.
 
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This thread made me sad... I can only dream of things like this.

I really just want a cute tiny femoid to cuddle naked with. I'd chew on her hair and lick her all over too.
 

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