What sort of cute things would you do with your girlfriend if you had one?

[Deleted member 1617]

give it a Le Fort 4 with a shovel when it inevitably cuckolds me.

takbir!

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Wife. No girlfriend.

Walk around the city as she wears her niqab. With my head high and hers. As Muslims with grand honor and dignity! To be revered as a master and not the oppressed. The Muslim dream.

takbir!

 

[TheVman]

beat her when she misbhaves and keeps her locked in the ouse

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Treat it like shit and cheat on it.

Control it both physically and emotionally.

Don’t let it leave the house.

Underfeed it so it stays thin.

Verbally abuse it and watch it cry.

Punch it in the face for fun.

 

[Deleted member 8]

Make her lick my jizz off the floor. Also tie her up in a chair naked and leave her in a room for hours at a time.

No but seriously, some of the actual romantic answers are depressing as fuck so I'm outta here.