Serious What is your Ideal Woman?

[IncelCream]

Mine is:

Short Hair
Tomboy
Black Hair
Pale Skin
Likes Anime
Likes Gaming
Cute
Wears Oversized Clothing
Cute Voice
Non Feminist
Under 5 foot 7
Slim/Skinny/Average/chubby (I Like Them All)
East Asian/Hapa (They Have Cuter Noses)
Under 22
Virgin or Lower then 3 Sexual partners
Not University Educated
Care Free
A bit of a Yandere

Post yours!!!

 

[Deleted member 30198]

- dont be a landwhale
- dont be a whore
- dont be annoying
- be my looksmatch

thats it

 

[BeatsMonster23]

My tastes change a lot, today I want to bang a granny (one of my fetishes) and tomorrow I want to fuck a 18 yo fresh pussy.

Sometimes big tits, sometimes small tits, etc.

 

[IncelCream]

My tastes change a lot, today I want to bang a granny (one of my fetishes) and tomorrow I want to fuck a 18 yo fresh pussy.

Sometimes big tits, sometimes small tits, etc.

- dont be a landwhale
- dont be a whore
- dont be annoying
- be my looksmatch

thats it

Too high standards

 

[IncelHQ]

5'6. blonde, average face or subhuman i dont mind

 

[IncelCream]

5'6. blonde, average face or subhuman i dont mind

Are you white?

Blondes are rare

 

[IncelHQ]

Are you white?

Blondes are rare

im white but short (5'9.5) with 3/10 face but i live in white country

 

[IncelCream]

im white but short (5'9.5) with 3/10 face but i live in white country

Oh, I'm white too 177cm

 

[IncelHQ]

Oh, I'm white too 177cm

we have similar stats brocel

 

[IncelCream]

we have similar stats brocel

Battle of the Mogs

 

[Broly]

couple inches shorter than me, i dont mind if we're the same, just not taller than me
dont really have a hair preference but brown or black is nice
i dont care about eye color, it can be brown, black, green, blue whatever
face should be a 5
have no racial preference but light brown or white is preferred
for age, around mine, younger is better
i dont care about boob size much but should be enough for me to grab them
preferably a virgin but as long she doesnt have too many partners
watches anime and reads manga for fun and not for attention
have a nice voice
decent ass and thighs
not loud, i dont like loud and rude girls much

 

[slavcel11]

kitsune
9 tails
2000+ yo
playful
loves playfighting
loses to me most of the time
still fights because she likes the process

 

[Mecoja]

Short, preferably gypsy, blonde or redhead, big blue or green eyes, on the chubbier side, nice hips and ass, loyal, honest, family type girl, not a size queen, good cook, clean freak, good with kids, not selfish, not a whore, devoted christian. Its all a fantasy.

 

[sckicksal345]

- dont be a landwhale

 

[Theberryodd]

average and 5/10, and i'll be happy.

 

[Caesercel]

Tallish but not too tall. 5'5 to 5'9 range
Haircolor doesn't matter
Almond shaped eyes, not a fan of hunter ones
Long eyelashes
Neotonous face but not too round
Full lips, upper lips bigger than lower
Light Olive skinned like latinos or meds, or light skinned if curry or arab
Medium to semi-large breasts
Light toned nipples
Tight, perked up, medium to semi large ass
Pink pussy

 

[SocialzERo]

Hunter blue eyes
Blonde/light brown hair
Big tits and ass
Slim
Tall like 5 9 (some time ago i said that short but i was wrong)
Yandere emo
Not a whore
Virgin
Age: 15-17

 

[IncelCream]

Hunter blue eyes
Blonde/light brown hair
Big tits and ass
Slim
Tall like 5 9 (some time ago i said that short but i was wrong)
Tsundere emo
Not a whore
Virgin
Age: 15-17

 

[SocialzERo]

Oops i meant yandere

 

[IncelCream]

Oops i meant yandere

 

[Mentally lost cel]

Mine is:

Short Hair
Tomboy
Black Hair
Pale Skin
Likes Anime
Likes Gaming
Cute
Wears Oversized Clothing
Cute Voice
Non Feminist
Under 5 foot 7
Slim/Skinny/Average/chubby (I Like Them All)
East Asian/Hapa (They Have Cuter Noses)
Under 22
Virgin or Lower then 3 Sexual partners
Not University Educated
Care Free
A bit of a Yandere

Post yours!!!

Gigastacy , yours sounds gay

 

[Black&Red]

- dont be a landwhale
- dont be a whore
- dont be annoying
- be my looksmatch

thats it

That minus the annoying part, i would let her annoy the living hell out of me, it might bring some exciting interaction.

 

[Dregster666]

Mine is:

Short Hair
Tomboy
Black Hair
Pale Skin
Likes Anime
Likes Gaming
Cute
Wears Oversized Clothing
Cute Voice
Non Feminist
Under 5 foot 7
Slim/Skinny/Average/chubby (I Like Them All)
East Asian/Hapa (They Have Cuter Noses)
Under 22
Virgin or Lower then 3 Sexual partners
Not University Educated
Care Free
A bit of a Yandere

Post yours!!!

Not fat

No whores

No tattoos

 

[Sportbro]

Short or Long hair
Tomboy or very feminine
Blonde if white, very dark hair if brown
Pale skin or chocolate skin
Likes Gaming
Moderate/Right minded politically
Under 5'6
Under 20 years of age
not acting bitchy (kind of impossible)
Lower than 5 partner count
Small to medium tits and ass

 

[IncelCream]

Short or Long hair
Tomboy or very feminine
Blonde if white, very dark hair if brown
Pale skin or chocolate skin
Likes Gaming
Moderate/Right minded politically
Under 5'6
Under 20 years of age
not acting bitchy (kind of impossible)
Lower than 5 partner count
Small to medium tits and ass

Resonable

What about a Feminist?

 

[Sportbro]

Resonable

What about a Feminist?

I would say yes if she leaned more towards moderate and fulfilled most of the requirements.

 

[crestfallencel]

virgin goth gf

 

[Murdoch89]

I only want a dead one

 

[IncelCream]

I would say yes if she leaned more towards moderate and fulfilled most of the requirements.

I would love to have sex with Feminist, then tell her I am Conservative

 

[Witch Doctor]

Curly Hair
Weeb
Dark ebony skin
Nicely shaped buttocks

Too lazy to list the rest.

 

[IncelCream]

Curly Hair
Weeb
Dark ebony skin
Nicely shaped buttocks

Too lazy to list the rest.

Based

 

[Lebensmüder]

• 20/25
• A tiny bit on the heavier side would be nice, but physical characteristics don't matter as much
• Likes physical activities (like going into the mountains/into the woods), should not complain about minor scratches, I am a very active person
• Should definetely like the woods/mountains (otherwise it would be really boring for her)
• Same interests (like spiders/snakes/carnivorous or parasitic plants/WWII/True Crime/medicine/anatomy) - I want to talk with a woman about that, I also want to go with her through zoos/aquariums (hopefully she knows something, because I love the sound of my own voice and teaching people, but getting a conversation is even better)
• Preferably extremeley edgy/far right, but politics are a cope anyways (just when I watch the news and occasionally say something "offensive" about them or other topics she shouldn't mind it)
• Not squeamish
  • I like to watch gore/horror/splatter movies or documentaries about Nazis/torture/parasites/diseases
  • I want to own venomous snakes/spiders once - almost all spiders are venomous, but I want sicariids that -allegedly, the evidence is shitty- dissolve flesh and black widows which have quite neurotoxic venoms - still unlikely to kill though
  • with my line of work it is also likely that I have dead animals or blood in my freezer
  • I also like osteology/taxidermy
• Should complement my own interests (preferably history/architecture - I know far too little about it and constantly have problems with years/dates)
• Should like other sports I like like skiing for example - please no gym/volleyball/basket ball/surfing/diving/climbing/etc. (all things I tried and hated)
• Should not except travels outwards of Europe (especially not to South/Middle America, I don't want to end up on a gore site), but also not mind them, she should also not complain about physical activities in the holidays or be a passive beach goer (for example: in Corsica I looked for black widows/brook salamanders)
• Should not plan any children now
• Be employed (like me), money is a necessity for finer things in life and fuel
• Shares my taste of music (mostly 80s, marching songs, etc.)

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TL; DR: Edgy GF with a passion for the outdoors and the less conventionally beautiful things of nature

 

[Deleted member 34972]

4'9 / 4'10
11 yo
white
blonde hair
colored eyes

 

[IncelCream]

4'9 / 4'10
11 yo
white
blonde hair
colored eyes

 

[MabundaG]

This

 

[IncelCream]

This

Same

 

[an0ncel]

My dream girl:

(Same age as me)

Look wise:

- Skinny (Because i'm skinny too)
- Same height as me or shorter (I'm 5"7')
- Long hair (Any natural color other then red)
- Eye color (Dark brown)
- Face (Beautiful)
- Boobs (Medium, so not small but not big either)
- Ass (Good curve, round)
- Pussy (Shaven but some hair kept in a straight line over the pussy)

Personality:

- Gamer girl
- Anime fan
- Nice to me
- Edgy
- Not a gold digger
- Loyal
- Funny
- Balanced between introvert and extrovert


This would be my ideal woman.

 

[Mecoja]

This

Same.

 

[Zensfy]

- Fit
- Slavic (Russian or Ukrainian)
- Small tits
- Under 15yos (Preferably 9yos)
- Loyal
- Playful
- Joyful
- Youthful
- Under 5'3
- Dirty blonde or brunette hair
- Blue, brown, or green eyes.
- Likes gaming