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LifeFuel What is your fakecel trait?

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What is something about you that doesn't sound very truecel
 
my white skin, blonde hair, strong jawline, blue eyes and being 7'2
 
I have a business that I'm currently trying to scale. Is that a fakecel trait?
 
being a .is mod
 
I have friends
 
Having a massive dick
 
face ain't that bad
 
not a single redeeming trait
 
Not sure if this is a fakecel trait (many normies suck badly at this), but I’m a great driver, just have a talent for it I guess. Curvy mountain roads? Not a problem. Highways or cities? No problem. I’m 28, been driving for 9 years.

My dick isn’t great but not super bad 6.3 inches or 16cm), but I’m only 5’4/1.62m and a 1/10 facially. Never came close to a date or losing a letter from KHHV. So it all doesn’t matter either way
 
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Popular, but not desired romantically
 
Im a chad with 5 women and 2children each
 
Decent eye area
 
Don't have any
 
Not totally miserable right now
 
Also I am /fit/ due to years of gymcelling
 
Getting Daily Blowjobs from IT foids
 
i dont fucking know
 
Had childhood foid friend but that went nowhere.
 
I'm a pretty big sports fan, I know that's a hobby often associated with chads.
 
Popular, but not desired romantically
I didn't think it was possible to be popular as a truecel. That might genuinely constitute you as a failed normie/fakecel but idk your situation.
 
:chad::chad::chad:
where do you live where that isn't great?
Yeah I guess so. I’m German (avg size of zoomer is around 1.82m) but I doubt it matters what my d size is. No woman would ever WANT to know. Quite the opposite.

If you look at my threads over the past 2.5 years, you’ll see how my life is, being a 1/10 (not exaggerating) and 1.62m short. Even men are disgusted by my looks, and women even more so. Ever since I was around 13.

It’s like saying you have 100 bitcoins bought for 1000 total many years ago (today worth like 9 million I think) but you forgot your number-password to the wallet and have only 1 more try. After that you can’t access, not even the best computer expert. So theoretically you’re rich but you can’t access your fucking bitcoins. It’s there (you’re rich) but it doesn’t matter (you can’t ever access or sell them).
 
Having a massive dick
I have 7 inch which is a decent lenght and I consider my dick actually pretty good looking too (dont wanna sound gay but its true) so this is a fakecel trait (also I already got a warning for this just recently so I dont intend to get another one for just stating it).

On the contrary I sometimes have Scrotal Cysts which I also made a post about: https://incels.is/threads/truecel-trait-scrotal-cysts.709050/

Since I dont want to go to a urologist everytime I get some and they can really evolve relatively fast sometimes in a month (not at the size in the picture tho) and I have to cut the scrotal cysts out myself which is painful and not that professional.

I also am 6'0 which is good in overall dating standards.

On the contrary here in Germany just average or even below average if I see other German Zoomers I do not mogg anyone with this.

I also am White which is at least according to Rehab Room a Race Mogg even to JBW is gigscope and all the time I go outside I only see niggers and arabs and even indians have White Girlfriend usually they are German too like WTF!?
 
never been physically bullied
 
I have 7 inch which is a decent lenght and I consider my dick actually pretty good looking too (dont wanna sound gay but its true) so this is a fakecel trait (also I already got a warning for this just recently so I dont intend to get another one for just stating it).

I wish I had a 10 inch penis. I would go outside naked.
 
My voice probably
 
I didn't think it was possible to be popular as a truecel. That might genuinely constitute you as a failed normie/fakecel but idk yoir situation.
Just because I'm NT, have friends, and am generally well liked by most people doesnt not make me incel. I'm not truecel, no. And I def have it better than a lot on here. But I'm also not desired sexually or romantically, mainly due to my height and face. I'll always be "a really good friend." Simply put I'm jestermaxxing without jestermaxxing because I'm not trying to jestermaxx, I can live a half normal existence but always be separated from any sex or love. I take offense to being a called failed normie/fakecel tho, your literally discounting my actual inceldom ass
 
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I take offense to being a called failed normie/fakecel tho, your literally discounting my actual inceldom ass
apologies. I said might constitute you as one, I wasn't accusing you of being a fakecel/failed normie because i didn't know your situation

I'm not truecel, no.
Ok, that makes sense

Just because I'm NT, have friends, and am generally well liked by most people doesnt not make me incel.
I'm also NT, have friends, and generally liked. But I definitely don't count as popular. When someone says they're popular what I picture is that they have a large social circle and also possess some centrality in a friend group. I don't think that's possible for a subhuman, simply because people have an automatic negative bias towards us
 

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