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LifeFuel What is your fakecel trait?

I have a decent amount of money and good relations with parents. That’s it really.
 
I talk to women sometimes
 
i have irl friends, and im starting to stack a decent amount of money just from working minimum wage and investing it. I still live with my parents tho so thats why.
 
I’m not JEET
 
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apologies. I said might constitute you as one, I wasn't accusing you of being a fakecel/failed normie because i didn't know your situation


Ok, that makes sense


I'm also NT, have friends, and generally liked. But I definitely don't count as popular. When someone says they're popular what I picture is that they have a large social circle and also possess some centrality in a friend group. I don't think that's possible for a subhuman, simply because people have an automatic negative bias towards us
No worries
 
I didn't think it was possible to be popular as a truecel. That might genuinely constitute you as a failed normie/fakecel but idk your situation.
It is somehow, i know a very short guy who did it, it looks all weird because he stays in the middle of tall dudes while being like 5 4
 
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The fact I've had 3 gfs 10 years ago.
 
I have a lot of money
 
being a 150 iq 8 foot tall male model
 
6ft and decent frame and decent voice
I’d say those would be my good traits

But very small ratio to my shit traits

Dicket
Ugly face( I have an aztec deathnic face)
Balding before 20
I look 10 years older (smoking and alcohol)
Autistic
Asymmetrical eyes
Below average iq level
 
Only height. I’m 6’0”, and everything else is mediocre at best. Below average face, health issues, most family are dead, poor with a shit job, and no real friends.
 
Phenotype, frame, hairline, and maybe chin size
 
I got a somewhat decent singing voice
 
Above average face and I look young for my age. Problem is I'm an extremely non nt social retard and it's too late for me to ascend.
 
I’m white and have a good physique from gymmaxing
 
somewhat good looking face.
 
I do have some friends (not close)
 
I have a regular job as an office drone.
 
Fakecel traits I have:
7+ inchs
average height
Above average frame
Decent physique
White
mediocre face

Flaws I have:
Norwood 2.5
Bad nose
Flared monkey tier ears
Rounded eyes sclera show
upper eyelid exposure
Asymmetrical jaw
Long face
Neurodivergent
Have an aggressive looking face
25+ year old incel
Shit voice
 
Possessing an incredibly high IQ and very gorgeous genitalia.
 
6'8, blue hunter eyes, rich, 7 inch dick but I'm incel because of my personality
 
Having a small number of friends, goes to bars sometimes and lives alone
 
Blue eyes ig only positive sex appeal trait I have.
 
I'm 5'10 and buff
 
i dont have a single redeeming quality
 
Having a good bite, if that qualifies as fakecel trait
 
having a stable enoughish income, i think most truecels are megapoor
 
Teach me ur power

What I did in HS to escape truecel status and ascend to incel
1. Be NT and lowinhib around people.
2. Be really good at something so you're always recognized. I chose music and art.
3. Mastered the art of manipulation so I was seen as trustworthy.
4. Put on a vocally right wing face in a liberal school to gain the friendship of Chads and jocks. Be vocally right wing but charming enough to win the friendship of gays and liberal women.
5. Got in a fight. Survived. Kid who fought me ended up being a drug addict and was expelled. Never picked my battles after that.
7. Act confident. Never show sadness or vulnerability, even though I cried myself to bed.
8. Stopped trying with women because I'm too short and very ugly to get with them.
9. Graduate and did not keep in contact with anyone as a quick exit.
Thats what I did. Basically jestermax but without trying and from a blackpilled point of view. Normiemax, if you will.
 
I'm not short, but I'm not tall either. That's it. My face ruins everything.
 

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