What is the stupidest thing you did to try and looksmax?

[TURBO]

Bloatmaxxing. Now i have stretch marks everywhere and stretched skin

 

[Schizoidcel]

Penis pump and PE as a bigdickcel. Went too hard, heard a "snap" and almost broke my dick.
Now my dick lost alot of sensitivity and still doesn't feel right years later. I wish I could go back but whatever.

Also bulking as a natty.

 

[ghostcell]

rubbed onions on my receding hair line

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

since i had big eyes why not use eyeliner and makeup and shit to make them seem smaller then i realized that was gay as fuck

 

[iblamemyself]

When I was a teencel and began gymcelling, I started eating like mofo because I wanted to seem even bigger and more intimidating. Only accumilated fat in face and stomach lmao.

Not to long ago I applied cream to treat under eye bags. It's just temporary. I was hoping for a permanent fix.

 

[Weed]

Apply too much benzoyl peroxide when I had acne, fucked up my skin texture and gave me wrinkles

 

[Weed]

since i had big eyes why not use eyeliner and makeup and shit to make them seem smaller then i realized that was gay as fuck

I used make up too for like a month

 

[Weed]

Accutaneceling

Why is dat stupidiest?

 

[zerozerozero]

Cold Shower supposedly has the same effects as nofap (which in reality is none)

seems this is a hard pill to swallow for some on this forum

 

[Deleted member 1983]

using hair gel, i actually thought that would make me look more normie tier. damn i was so delusional back then.

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

I did not know that. And yet we are still getting bigger every generation. Isn't that queer?

Less testosterone = less estrogen = longer growth period.
The guys who end up super tall usually aren't very masculine. In fact, they usually look androgynous.

You went on HGH? Wow, that's pretty hardcore. How did you get HGH if you were so ignorant about it that you thought it'd make you taller? Did your head blow-up like a pumpkin, and did it shrink back to normal after going off? (I assume you are off HGH now)

Head didn't really blow up, but my facial features became more prominent. They've mostly stayed the same since then since it wasn't too long ago when I last used it.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

mewing

Mewing only really works during developmental teenage years, I went to Mike Mew’s clinic in south London and be pretty much confirmed this to me in person. If you have kids Mew them early and givethem
The blessed life of Chad.

 

[Deleted member 1499]

Intermittent fasting

JFL if you buy this snake oil

I lost 80lbs almost effortlessly doing IF.

 

[heroinfather]

getting a piercing only to find out i am allergic to them

 

[DBcel]

Jawzrsize