What is the stupidest thing you did to try and looksmax?

[Crustaciouse]

For me it was when I ran cold shower game, it was such a horrible experience and it had no effect whatsoever on me.

 

[torujo]

mewing

 

[3uxp]

Showering

 

[Dekim]

Bulking up

 

[wandercamp]

Intermittent fasting

JFL if you buy this snake oil

 

[The End]

For me it was when I ran cold shower game, it was such a horrible experience and it had no effect whatsoever on me.

mewing

Forgive me, but I have no idea what a cold shower game or mewing are.

For me it may be diet and exercise. I've worked really hard to change my life-style and deny myself goodies, but it's not helped me get dates. :trepidation:

 

[Melinda]

For a while I thought drinking my cum would increase my testosterone level. It didn't work.

 

[tehgymcel420]

Gymcelling

 

[wandercamp]

Forgive me, but I have no idea what a cold shower game or mewing are.

For me it may be diet and exercise. I've worked really hard to change my life-style and deny myself goodies, but it's not helped me get dates. :trepidation:

Cold Shower supposedly has the same effects as nofap (which in reality is none). Mewing is chewing gum with your tongue on the roof of your mouth, and its supposed to create a jawline.

JFL to both

 

[anon]

squinting and furrowing my brows, made me look retarded
jutting my lower jaw forward, looked obvious
expensive clothes, only looks good on a normie/chad, somehow nothing looks good on me and pants always look wonky on me
meme haircuts, only looks good on normies/chad
gymceling, just LUL
letting my pube beard grow, lower third looked like a nutsack
sucking my cheeks in, looked like a faggot

 

[The End]

Cold Shower supposedly has the same effects as nofap (which in reality is none). Mewing is chewing gum with your tongue on the roof of your mouth, and its supposed to create a jawline.

Thanks for telling me. I'm glad I was born a skeptic.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Intermittent fasting

JFL if you buy this snake oil

It will definitely make you lose weight, did you think it would somehow change your face?

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

Blasted HGH to make myself taller. All I did was make myself look more like a caveman.

 

[imbored21]

Acid peels

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I once thought dieting would make thd gyno go away.
It didn't.

 

[Templarcel421]

I just posted a thread about this but I tried to fraud my eye area and give myself hunter eyes by just running squint game. Got called out

 

[wandercamp]

It will definitely make you lose weight, did you think it would somehow change your face?

Its not any better than a calorie deficit, and it just makes you look and feel emanicpated if you have an incel frame

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Thinking anything short of surgery would make a fuck

 

[IronMike]

adding mustache wax to my sideburns to make them look longer

 

[Templarcel421]

adding mustache wax to my sideburns to make them look longer

 

[blackcel]

Sucking in my cheeks slightly to make my face look thinner.

 

[Templarcel421]

Why was OP banned?????

 

[Crustaciouse]

Why was OP banned?????

I made a thread showing my newly bought ar-15 and talked about how I was going to be the next saint.

 

[ProudIncelistani]

Followed the 6'3" Ronald Dahl's advice and be myself. (JK)

 

[Templarcel421]

I made a thread showing my newly bought ar-15 and talked about how I was going to be the next saint.

LOL not the smartest idea

 

[th62eathhts2]

chew mastic gum.

 

[blackletcel]

Blasted HGH to make myself taller. All I did was make myself look more like a caveman.

i thought it was supposed to work, or were your plates closed when you tried to use it

 

[blackletcel]

Sucking in my cheeks slightly to make my face look thinner.

dontcomplain1 kek

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

i thought it was supposed to work, or were your plates closed when you tried to use it

It does work, but my plates closed early due to high T and E, so I didn't gain any height from it. I did seem to become stockier though.

 

[blackletcel]

It does work, but my plates closed early due to high T and E, so I didn't gain any height from it. I did seem to become stockier though.

noticeable side effects?
cost?

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

noticeable side effects?
cost?

The biggest side effect I noticed was a greatly increased hunger. I ate way more than usual. Also, I did seem to have more water retention, and I had lucid dreams when running the cycle.
I also didn't use straight up hgh, but peptides that made the pituitary gland release HGH. If used synergestically, it has a powerful release. It set me back by 60-120 a month depending on the GHRH/GHRPs I used together.

 

[blackletcel]

The biggest side effect I noticed was a greatly increased hunger. I ate way more than usual. Also, I did seem to have more water retention, and I had lucid dreams when running the cycle.
I also didn't use straight up hgh, but peptides that made the pituitary gland release HGH. If used synergestically, it has a powerful release. It set me back by 60-120 a month depending on the GHRH/GHRPs I used together.

sounds safe, and you're 5'10 howd you get your doctor to give it to you

 

[Ritalincel]

Accutaneceling

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

sounds safe, and you're 5'10 howd you get your doctor to give it to you

I didn't get it from a doctor, I actually got it from an online peptide store. There's lots of bodybuilders who actually use peptides for the IGF-1/HGH anabolic effect, so it should be easy to find an online research chemical lab that sells them.
eroids.com has a good review based system of trusted steroid/HGH suppliers.

 

[blackletcel]

I didn't get it from a doctor, I actually got it from an online peptide store. There's lots of bodybuilders who actually use peptides for the IGF-1/HGH anabolic effect, so it should be easy to find an online research chemical lab that sells them.
eroids.com has a good review based system of trusted steroid/HGH suppliers.

C O S T

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

Okay I'll play. I bought a $1000 Teeter inversion table to see if it could make me taller.

 

[CroMagnonBoy]

C O S T

20-100$ per vial.

 

[blackletcel]

20-100$ per vial.

i wonder hm for 2" of growth

 

[blackletcel]

Okay I'll play. I bought a $1000 Teeter inversion table to see if it could make me taller.

kek

 

[Weirdcel]

For me it was when I ran cold shower game

But cold showers are legit. Come out feeling refreshed/not like a steamed vegetable.

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Blasted HGH to make myself taller. All I did was make myself look more like a caveman.

Where the hell did you get HGH? That stuff is ridiculously expensive. I am desperate for some and id love to look more like a caveman because my face looks babyish and I am 25. Isnt HGH supposed to increase your jaw size? Infact a symptom some people have when their body produces too much is their teeth start spacing because their jaw grows. My teeth are crowded AF cause my jaw is small. I WAANT IT

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

Has anyone tried buying testosterone and injecting it? Its actually quite cheap. I did it for a month but it just made me real pissed off, though I think I am going to try it again and go for longer.

Last time I was injecting I was crossing the street and this car just kept coming toward me (I am edgy about that cause I got hit by a car like 4 months before) and I just stopped and waved my arms like wtf are you doing? He kept driving right past me and I yelled "Have you wait for me to FUCKING CROSS FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!" It actually felt really good, I never done anything like that before. And I didnt sound like a fag like I probably would now if I tried that. It was just pure confidence and power.

 

[_incelinside]

Shaving my eyebrows so they grew in thicker (they didn't)

 

[The End]

Blasted HGH to make myself taller. All I did was make myself look more like a caveman.

You went on HGH? Wow, that's pretty hardcore. How did you get HGH if you were so ignorant about it that you thought it'd make you taller? Did your head blow-up like a pumpkin, and did it shrink back to normal after going off? (I assume you are off HGH now)

 

[The End]

Has anyone tried buying testosterone and injecting it?

I was diagnosed as having low testosterone. After that an endocrinologist put me on synthetic testosterone for about a year and a half. I used both a gel I rubbed on my legs, and a needle I injected into that same area. For whatever reasons my testosterone didn't go up, and I never felt any difference at all.

When I started losing my hair I thought maybe the testosterone was to blame, so I stopped using it. After not using the testosterone for several months I went to the endocrinologist, and they told me my testosterone was finally in the normal range (albeit on the lowest side of normal). I told her that was odd, since I hadn't been using testosterone for months. After that I never took it again, but I have no idea what my testosterone levels are at now.

Keep in mind I was taking fairly low dosages, so I don't know what higher dosages would do. The testosterone didn't effect my libido, or anything, in any way. Apparently, in relation to libido, a little dab of testosterone is enough. But who knows???

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

=Keep in mind I was taking fairly low dosages, so I don't know what higher dosages would do. The testosterone didn't effect my libido, or anything, in any way. Apparently, in relation to libido, a little dab of testosterone is enough. But who knows???

I was injecting 250mg per week which is higher then the vast majority of men could produce naturally besides a few genetic freaks. It certainly had an impact on my mood (not always positive), I also think that the lower range of normal shouldnt be considered "normal" because it would also be normal for an 85 year old man. It is estimated men have half the testosterone as our grandfathers had at our age. Incels are probably even lower and is probably a cause of having unmasculine facial features, shortness etc... But of course injecting wont change anything that after puberty, but it did benefit in other ways by being more aggressive and less social anxiety, I did have a better mood when I wasnt pissed off. I wish I started injecting when I was 14 it probably would have helped develop my face like a normal mans.

 

[deathgreetsmeslow]

Cut my hair, dye my hair, wear nice clothes

 

[The End]

It is estimated men have half the testosterone as our grandfathers had at our age.

I did not know that. And yet we are still getting bigger every generation. Isn't that queer?

Incels are probably even lower and is probably a cause of having unmasculine facial features, shortness etc... But of course injecting wont change anything that after puberty, but it did benefit in other ways by being more aggressive and less social anxiety, I did have a better mood when I wasnt pissed off. I wish I started injecting when I was 14 it probably would have helped develop my face like a normal mans.

I always wondered why boys don't use testosterone when they are going through puberty to get super-masculine. But I am guessing that would fuck up your hormones for life. It'd be worth it to increase our sexual value though! :heybby:

When I was on a certain anti-depressant in middle school, I became far less inhibited. That's when I started casually informing my classmates, "Oh sure, I'd love to kill all of you if I could get away it. Don't you all feel the same way?" God I am dumb. haha

 

[NormieKiller]

Going on a calories-deficit only to eat like a pig past 2 weeks.

 

[Weirdcel]

I did not know that. And yet we are still getting bigger every generation. Isn't that queer

My suspicion is tall beta males are doing most of the reproducing.