What is a good place to get a cash advance?

[Murder Mario]

I need a small amount of money but I’m not gonna get paid til Tuesday or Wednesday

 

[Med Amine]

the bank

 

[Khanivore]

I can give you a cash advance for 345%

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Better call Shekelstein.

 

[jeetcel]

blood banks, sperm banks etc
if you can just "donate" your blood and sperm and get paid

 

[Med Amine]

sperm

can't donate sperm as a subhuman, they have rules that not allow ugly people to donate

 

[Newton the 2nd]

Its over for poorcels (Im poor)

 

[jeetcel]

can't donate sperm as a subhuman, they have rules that not allow ugly people to donate

it's literally over not even surrogate childs shall happen for us

 

[Antifem Lord]

I need a loan of like 1000 to

 

[based_meme]

Rob a gas station or convenience store (in real life).

 

[Retardinator]

can't donate sperm as a subhuman, they have rules that not allow ugly people to donate

literally eugenics

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

the bank

 

[Shrek]

can't donate sperm as a subhuman, they have rules that not allow ugly people to donate

They don't allow short people idk anything about uglyness

 

[RandomGuy]

I need a small amount of money but I’m not gonna get paid til Tuesday or Wednesday

Its over for poorcels (Im poor)

I need a loan of like 1000 to

View: https://youtu.be/z1a3cHPFpBg

 

[Knajjd]

Pawn shops give small loans.