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Serious I need to make 3000–5000 pounds ASAP!

Chirag gupta

Chirag gupta

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I will not go into any specifics on why, but within the next 2 months I need to obtain around 3000–5000 pounds.

I live in the uk, and the job market, especially in the region I live is utterly fucked. Please give me any tips on how I can obtain this amount of money in this timeframe, because I am going to have an extremely bad time if I fail to get it.

My dad is an incompetent retard, so there is no point in asking him for any help/money. Please, for the love of god tell me how I can get my hands on some cash. I’m such a fucking dumbass and I don’t know what to do. I really need this shit or I’m done

Fuck my life
 
Go over to the Hustler's University website and enroll in their highest priced course. They'll walk you through the steps to making it to Dubai.
 
There are only two things you can do. First is get a wagie job. Second is find a side hustle like buying items for cheap or in bulk and flipping them for a profit. I guess you could also steal things and sell them but I do not recommend that :forcedsmile:
 
Go over to the Hustler's University website and enroll in their highest priced course. They'll walk you through the steps to making it to Dubai.
Rofl
 
I will not go into any specifics on why, but within the next 2 months I need to obtain around 3000–5000 pounds.

I live in the uk, and the job market, especially in the region I live is utterly fucked. Please give me any tips on how I can obtain this amount of money in this timeframe, because I am going to have an extremely bad time if I fail to get it.

My dad is an incompetent retard, so there is no point in asking him for any help/money. Please, for the love of god tell me how I can get my hands on some cash. I’m such a fucking dumbass and I don’t know what to do. I really need this shit or I’m done

Fuck my life
Beta chirag, you are fucked jfl
 
I will not go into any specifics on why, but within the next 2 months I need to obtain around 3000–5000 pounds.

I live in the uk, and the job market, especially in the region I live is utterly fucked. Please give me any tips on how I can obtain this amount of money in this timeframe, because I am going to have an extremely bad time if I fail to get it.

My dad is an incompetent retard, so there is no point in asking him for any help/money. Please, for the love of god tell me how I can get my hands on some cash. I’m such a fucking dumbass and I don’t know what to do. I really need this shit or I’m done

Fuck my life
SELL EVERYTHING.
 
SELL EVERYTHING.
Seriously considering it tbh. Well, maybe not everything, but a large majority of my dearest possessions I own
 
Go over to the Hustler's University website and enroll in their highest priced course. They'll walk you through the steps to making it to Dubai.
I’m sure I can trust this guy
Israel Poster GIF
 
Rob a bank

The ((system)) fooled you, time to fool the ((system)) now
 
Go over to the Hustler's University website and enroll in their highest priced course. They'll walk you through the steps to making it to Dubai.
Genuinely just told the dude to ruin his life even more
 

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