Experiment What if you woke up and it seems as though you had sex?

[SlayerSlayer]

Yes, what if you woke up one day and all the evidence seems to point out that you had sex last night. You awaken incredibly happy, nude, and blue balled. Your room stinks of vagina. Some becky left her thong on the floor. You see hairs of hers on your bed. Broken condom wrappers. However, you don't remember ANY OF IT.

Sometime later this becky you don't even know calls you and says SHE'S PREGNANT. The entire world treats you different- just a little more respect than usual. As though you are a normal sex-haver, but you know you didn't have sex.

How would you feel??

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

She’s try to scam me to get money to raise her Chad bastard child

 

[Bakedcrystal]

Confused probably

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

If you didn’t actually have sex and some whore is trying to put a child on me, how do you think a normal man will feel?

 

[senses fail]

like i've been attacked and im in some truman show set up. id murder the foid

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Confused probably

your avi and that whole sonic movie before the redesign was a huge blackpill

 

[lemon21]

I would feel poor, as raising a children requires money

 

[_realist_]

Depends how hot the bitch is.

 

[Deleted member 38680]

I'd accuse her of rape.

 

[Cristo]

I would finally get my personality powers and start PUNCHING right-wing CHUDS and slaying BRAVE and POWERFUL puss.

 

[kjd]

I don't count getting raped while unconscious as having sex tbh, I would still feel like an incel.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I'd accuse her of rape.

It would feel violating because its like an amazing milestone experience was stolen from you.

 

[trying to ascend]

I'd accuse her of rape.

It wouldn't make much difference though, since raped men are still forced to pay CS in the US and most of europe

 

[SlayerSlayer]

I don't count getting raped while unconscious as having sex tbh, I would still feel like an incel.

even though it technically is rape, for me, I would be too stupefied to be offended. Id just feel really really emptyhanded.

This entire dilemma proves that you need to have the EXPERIENCES Chad undergoes to be Chad, not merely the social status-- otherwise the imposter syndrome will lead you back into volcel territory

 

[Simulacrasimulation]

Yes, what if you woke up one day and all the evidence seems to point out that you had sex last night. You awaken incredibly happy, nude, and blue balled. Your room stinks of vagina. Some becky left her thong on the floor. You see hairs of hers on your bed. Broken condom wrappers. However, you don't remember ANY OF IT.

Sometime later this becky you don't even know calls you and says SHE'S PREGNANT. The entire world treats you different- just a little more respect than usual. As though you are a normal sex-haver, but you know you didn't have sex.

How would you feel??

I would check outside to see if the sky was still above me and the earth was below me as the laws of physics had been altered the night before in this one incident.

 

[FamilyGuy1999]

She’s try to scam me to get money

but OP, why do you ask this?

 

[nystagmuscel]

She’s try to scam me to get money to raise her Chad bastard child

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

I'd accuse her of rape.

She’ll just get a slap on the wrist

 

[Transcended Trucel]

She’s try to scam me to get money to raise her Chad bastard child

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Sex-somnia was...my-illness.

 

[SlayerSlayer]

but OP, why do you ask this?

i dunno its just something I thought of

 

[Bakedcrystal]

your avi and that whole sonic movie before the redesign was a huge blackpill

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