LDAR what excuse should i give to work tomorrow for why i wasn't there today?

[Indari]

partial truth?: i got in an argument with my mother and drove 2 hours away and got lost on the way back. didn't call in because I didn't have boss's #
lie?: was sick. didn't call in because I didn't have boss's # (used the sick excuse once about 2 months ago)
other: elab cuck

 

[Zaetheus]

Say u got your dick stuck in the toaster. Tell you were trying to find your keys .

 

[Insalsa]

Just tell your boss the truth, but be vague so he doesn't think you're a full blown autist

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Just say there was "problems at home" and you totally forgot to call in until too late

 

[Insalsa]

Something along the lines of “I had a serious problem at home blah blah blah"

Just say there was "problems at home"

A-a-aniki!

 

[OverIt]

Issues at home or private family matter. Say u were upset over it forgot to call until much later.

 

[acnescarcel]

say u want to retire and ur gonna need sum severance

 

[Zesto]

Just be glad it's not Japan where the only way to atone for missing work is to commit sudoku.

 

[Void]

Issues at home or private family matter. Say u were upset over it forgot to call until much later.

Yes, they can't ask what you were sick for / what was the issue and shit. At least not when I worked retail.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Tell them you found a better job !!! Oh wait....you can't say that. Well tell them you are sick, stomachache.

 

[OverIt]

Yes, they can't ask what you were sick for / what was the issue and shit. At least not when I worked retail.

That how it was for me too. So I'm assuming most jobs are along that line. Just like if u being a dog in a store and say it's a service dog they can't ask for proof, just gotta deal

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Say you had the shits and if he doesnt like it then you whip out your dick and tell him you know what he can suck on
(or the above answers they seem fine too)

 

[Deleted member 11015]

Say you had a family member die. A uncle maybe. They will not question it tbh.

 

[Ritalincel]

Go ER

 

[Cuyen]

Say you had a family member die. A uncle maybe. They will not question it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 11015]

Go ER

 

[Modus Coperandi]

Go ER

based Ritalincel

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Just say there was "problems at home" and you totally forgot to call in until too late

 

[Deleted member 3291]

say you are planning to go ER at work but decided to change the date