Serious What does ascension mean to you?

[WastedPotential]

Obviously for most, including myself. To ascend means to have sex with a foid without having to pay for it. (So escortcelling doesn't count)

But the incel wiki for example defines it as getting into a romantic relationship. https://incels.wiki/w/Deincelization

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore. Because I remember him talking about him sort of having a girlfriend, but it was a dead bedroom situation and the foid pulled an amber heard on his bed. Not to mention that the foid was also extremely unattractive and I think a landhwale also.
Now in my honest opinion, I think Dbdr would qualify more as a nearcel if he's able to get a girlfriend albeit a dead bedroom relationship with a bottom tier foid.
Or a failed normie. But argueable still an incel.

Anyways, what qualifies an ascension according to you?

 

[Just say NIGGER!]

Sex wouldn't cut it. Only premium Chad treatment would count. The average relationship a man finds himself in is no different than a prostitute. Worse even, it is like living with a prostitue your frequent

 

[Awake]

getting pussy for free without me to pay

 

[EndraCel0]

Anyone who has had sex or has been in a relationship is immediately a fakecel and needs to be banned, kill all the normies and larpers

 

[Firefighter]

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore.

DBDR is a tall white statusmogger voicemogger.
Not an incel imo.

 

[AutistSupremacist]

Girlfriend

 

[WastedPotential]

DBDR is a tall white statusmogger voicemogger.
Not an incel imo.

That's fair, I haven't watched all his videos, maybe 10 or so in total, no particular order so I don't know too much about the guy. His microcelebrity status definitely helps him financially (unless his videos are demonitized). And that in turn already makes his life a bit better than mine. He has a skill in entertaining/captivating a niche audience as well

 

[xoxo_404]

getting pussy for free without me to pay

I hate the fact it's monietised

 

[WastedPotential]

Girlfriend

I disagree.

If a guy can only get friends with benefits for example, but can never get a girl to commit to a long term relationship (girlfriend).
I wouldn't consider him an incel by any stretch quite the opposite actually.

 

[Fo4idhater]

DBDR is a tall white statusmogger voicemogger.
Not an incel imo.

I mean, he's like 180cm and these days he's apparently going bald and getting fat as fuck

 

[WastedPotential]

I mean, he's like 180cm and these days he's apparently going bald and getting fat as fuck

180cm is pretty tall.

 

[VλREN]

Jill Valentine

At this point That’s it…….

I’d rather die a virgin if I can’t have her

 

[tired as fuck]

Obviously for most, including myself. To ascend means to have sex with a foid without having to pay for it. (So escortcelling doesn't count)

But the incel wiki for example defines it as getting into a romantic relationship. https://incels.wiki/w/Deincelization

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore. Because I remember him talking about him sort of having a girlfriend, but it was a dead bedroom situation and the foid pulled an amber heard on his bed. Not to mention that the foid was also extremely unattractive and I think a landhwale also.
Now in my honest opinion, I think Dbdr would qualify more as a nearcel if he's able to get a girlfriend albeit a dead bedroom relationship with a bottom tier foid.
Or a failed normie. But argueable still an incel.

Anyways, what qualifies an ascension according to you?

My views on relationships suggest that there can be no such thing as ascension

 

[Skoga]

Finding a girlfriend who will love you for who you are and finds you attractive enough to have sex with her. She doesn't cheat on you and stays loyal to you. You marry and live happily till the end.

 

[FromOuterVenus]

Idk since people here use "ascension" and not me

 

[WastedPotential]

Finding a girlfriend who will love you for who you are and finds you attractive enough to have sex with her. She doesn't cheat on you and stays loyal to you. You marry and live happily till the end.

Does it have to meet all those criteria?

What if the girl doesn't want to marry or what if the girl only wants sex but doesn't want to commit. Or a sexless marriage etc.
Would it sitll be ascension?

 

[Skoga]

Does it have to meet all those criteria?

What if the girl doesn't want to marry or what if the girl only wants sex but doesn't want to commit. Or a sexless marriage etc.
Would it sitll be ascension?

I dont really care about marriage as long as she stays loyal to me and doesn't look at other men
Also sex is mandatory, if I just wanted a roommate it wouldn't have to be a foid

 

[Takuji Mamiya]

doesn’t matter, not happening to anyone on this thread.
But just someone who loves you romantically, simple as.

 

[Aspiring Janitor]

To not only procure a foid and have male offspring but to also ascend my genetics so that my future offspring wouldn't ever have to deal with what I had to.

That is true ascension. If you're only goal is having sex and offspring with any foid, then what's the point? Dooming your male offspring to a life like yours, which I find cruel, short sighted and furthering the dysgenic world we currently live in.

 

[Mr.Breb]

Different percentages. Being the 100% ascended losing your virginity in your teenage years

 

[St3v3Cel]

Having a big penis so that I can have real coitus.

 

[MacheteRape]

Being in a romantic, mentally stimulating and sexual relationship with a woman who finds you attractive and loves you for who you are, and vice versa

 

[DjentlemanDuke]

For me, an ascension would be, getting as much recognition and fame possible at school/university/work, having a long term relationship with uni my crush and she starts becoming my wife, then we'll have kids together, with a mansion, car, etc. and being able to follow my passion.

Which can be achieved in my dream only

 

[John8272]

Obviously for most, including myself. To ascend means to have sex with a foid without having to pay for it. (So escortcelling doesn't count)

But the incel wiki for example defines it as getting into a romantic relationship. https://incels.wiki/w/Deincelization

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore. Because I remember him talking about him sort of having a girlfriend, but it was a dead bedroom situation and the foid pulled an amber heard on his bed. Not to mention that the foid was also extremely unattractive and I think a landhwale also.
Now in my honest opinion, I think Dbdr would qualify more as a nearcel if he's able to get a girlfriend albeit a dead bedroom relationship with a bottom tier foid.
Or a failed normie. But argueable still an incel.

Anyways, what qualifies an ascension according to you?

Look better,Kiss and have sex with a girl

 

[Sex-Starved Beast]

Ascension to me would be to be integrated and participate in humanity just like everyone I see around me seems to be doing: have a girlfriend, connections, passions, a career... But I think that for this forum's definitions, a girlfriend would be enough, and besides, if I got one, I wouldn't be far from also getting the rest.

 

[nihilum]

Having a girlfriend that loves me and is sexually attracted to me.

 

[She Does Not Exist]

Having a girlfriend that loves me and is sexually attracted to me.

Based on all replies it looks like it is quite subjective, but I have the same mindset as this fellow Cel.

But for me there are some caveats, I'm not a VolCel, but I honestly believe sex is not everything and women should not be worshipped.

I accept that I will rot alone, but I reject the idea of having someone by my side who fucked ten guys and I'm just a dog who is eating the left over, this is how I see non-virgin women and myself if I would ever accept going to bed with a non-virgin.

A woman who dated ten guys is the same as a cheap hooker to me, I would be just another dog with my dick inside her, but once a month if I'm lucky and she 'allows it'.

Besides all that I'm STILL retarded enough to think I will find a NEET girl who does not buy the whole 'provider shit' one day, not this life, but one day.

 

[SociallyStupid]

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore. Because I remember him talking about him sort of having a girlfriend, but it was a dead bedroom situation and the foid pulled an amber heard on his bed. Not to mention that the foid was also extremely unattractive and I think a landhwale also.

To me it means having a romantic relationship leading to sex. So if you are in a dead bedroom situation from the start it doesn't count as ascension

If a guy can only get friends with benefits for example, but can never get a girl to commit to a long term relationship (girlfriend).
I wouldn't consider him an incel by any stretch quite the opposite actually.

Classic example of a a grey area. Not a truecel, but ig you could call him a "malecel" as he is what probably also exists for "femcels". That said, I don't think there are that many people like it.

What if the girl doesn't want to marry or what if the girl only wants sex but doesn't want to commit. Or a sexless marriage etc.

All of that are probably technical incels in a weak sense but practically not really.

 

[WastedPotential]

To me it means having a romantic relationship leading to sex. So if you are in a dead bedroom situation from the start it doesn't count as ascension

Classic example of a a grey area. Not a truecel, but ig you could call him a "malecel" as he is what probably also exists for "femcels". That said, I don't think there are that many people like it.

All of that are probably technical incels in a weak sense but practically not really.

Yeah that makes sense, I think some people also call them nearcels https://incels.wiki/w/Nearcel

 

[Lunaticcurrycel]

Obviously for most, including myself. To ascend means to have sex with a foid without having to pay for it. (So escortcelling doesn't count)

But the incel wiki for example defines it as getting into a romantic relationship. https://incels.wiki/w/Deincelization

I get the idea, but by that definition someone like Dbdr wouldn't be an incel anymore. Because I remember him talking about him sort of having a girlfriend, but it was a dead bedroom situation and the foid pulled an amber heard on his bed. Not to mention that the foid was also extremely unattractive and I think a landhwale also.
Now in my honest opinion, I think Dbdr would qualify more as a nearcel if he's able to get a girlfriend albeit a dead bedroom relationship with a bottom tier foid.
Or a failed normie. But argueable still an incel.

Anyways, what qualifies an ascension according to you?

Ascension to me is losing my virginity without having to pay or grape anyone.