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The kissless

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im a 24 year old virgin, i wonder how it feels like, escortcells tell your experience
 
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It feels like a wet hole :feelsohh:
 
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like a mouth on your weiner, deepthroating feels better
 
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pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
 
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kanyepilled said:
pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
What if you hold her head and you move it rhythmically over your dick?
 
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Op you can try sucking your own pp to see what it feels like :feelsLSD:
 
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Get a sponge, soak it in warm water and then jack off with it
 
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I preffer pussy , Never been a fan of blowjobs.
 
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The kissless said:
im a 24 year old virgin, i wonder how it feels like, escortcells tell your experience
It depends if is condomless or not. Also depends of the escort.
Some of them stroke you like they will take out the dick out of its socket. Others are more careful. The last one that I had was the greatest. A blonde white high tier stacey(for not say staceylite) stroking my dick with such mannerism(I know it because she moved her wrists in a way that I have never seen before in other escorts), applying deep throat until choke.

Actually the blowjob could safer than pussy because pussy could not be tight so the stimulation couldn't be higher.
 
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calimero said:
What if you hold her head and you move it rhythmically over your dick?
never done that, but i can imagine it just feels like jerking off with a fleshlight but sometimes it resists because of gag reflex. i feel like the appeal of a blowjob is that ur getting ur dick wet without any of the physical labor of her riding you or you fucking her.
 
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kanyepilled said:
never done that, but i can imagine it just feels like jerking off with a fleshlight but sometimes it resists because of gag reflex. i feel like the appeal of a blowjob is that ur getting ur dick wet without any of the physical labor of her riding you or you fucking her.
Can you cum in their mouth? Do they allow that?
 
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calimero said:
Can you cum in their mouth? Do they allow that?
they don't need to allow anything if you don't tell them you're about to cum :feelsLSD:
 
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I’m not gonna say shit

last time I said something on a thread similar to this and got banned
 
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kanyepilled said:
they don't need to allow anything if you don't tell them you're about to cum :feelsLSD:
that's a beautiful underhanded technique
 
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The main difference is that you let her do the work so she controls the pleasure and the rythm at which you are getting it.
You can just sit back and relax.:blackpill::feelsthink:
 
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-BrettyBoy- @-BrettyBoy- what does footjobs feel like?
 
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Broly said:
I’m not gonna say shit

last time I said something on a thread similar to this and got banned
 
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calimero said:
Can you cum in their mouth? Do they allow that?
If you ask they will charge you the extra. Is better to cum in the moment.
 
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GluePrittCel said:
If you ask they will charge you the extra. Is better to cum in the moment.
What if they try to pull back when you cum, but you hold the back of their head so they have to take it all in?

kanyepilled @kanyepilled thoughts?
 
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calimero said:
What if they try to pull back when you cum, but you hold the back of their head so they have to take it all in?

kanyepilled @kanyepilled thoughts?
She can bite you and won't attend you anymore. Is better if is accidental.
 
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GluePrittCel said:
She can bite you and won't attend you anymore. Is better if is accidental.
Damn, good warning. I don't want no hoe biting my dick off
 
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GluePrittCel said:
She can bite you and won't attend you anymore. Is better if is accidental.
a brazilian? i can tell just by your english :feelskek:
 
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Probably really good :feelsohh:
 
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kanyepilled said:
pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
where did you find the escort ??
 
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Escortcels are not truecels in my opinion. I have a tiny dick and can't get deepthroat from escort, also truecels are rejected even by escorts. Guys in here got stacy escorts deepthroat their dick and they claim they're incels. Most famous incels never went to escorts even though they could.
 
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calimero said:
Can you cum in their mouth? Do they allow that?
Some don't, some allow it for an extra fee
 
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When no condom and she sucks your dick and balls, it feels like heaven, better than Heroin.
 
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The imagery in this thread gives me misery. I've fantasized about being "blown" by a certain woman for years.
 
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Depends on her skill. Some use both hands and mouth/tongue, suck on your balls. That feels soo good. Others just put in their mouth and don't do any motion, this feels like nothing.
 
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Surely this is gonna get nuked like yesterday's thread "escortcells how do you hit it from behind?"
 
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Everyone how a blowjob feels like
 
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Pretty good tbh
 
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idk tbh it wasn't even that great. very overrated. couldnt even feel anything mostly. this is my fault for years of death grip.
 
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It would probably feel better if I didnt beat off so much do I had more sensitivity still. But pretty much feels like a wet hole.
 
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Depends on the whore. Sometimes not great feeling bcos catches on her teeth or she doesnt go deep enough. Some of them use a tongue technique or deep throat and that feels like heaven.
 
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kanyepilled said:
pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
You've fucked escorts at 15? Or are you just Chad?
 
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kanyepilled said:
pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
Aren't you 15? How do you know? :feelswhat:

:chad::chad::chad::banhammer::banhammer::banhammer:
 
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it feels like getting ur dick sucked with a rubber on, the whore is not enthused, its very dull and the whore just wants her money.
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
Ban "youngcels" tbh.
i thought my original post was obvious enough, couldnt t ell if u guys were serious or not
 
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get_even said:
Depends on the whore. Sometimes not great feeling bcos catches on her teeth or she doesnt go deep enough. Some of them use a tongue technique or deep throat and that feels like heaven.
how the hell you contacted the whore, 97 percent of the women in my country look shit
 
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The imagery in this thread gives me misery. I've fantasized about being "blown" by a certain woman for years.
sounds like oneitis. just pay for a blowie already
 
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ShiroX said:
like a mouth on your weiner, deepthroating feels better
 
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kanyepilled said:
pretty good man, but it depends on how good the girl doing it is. if they suck ur dick with no rhythm and like cotton mouth or some shit then it doesn't feel very good. this is the only area bluepilled retards would be right about her having experience making it better.
Bro so girls approach u and u have got bjs? Ur 7/10 chadlite. What the fuck are u doing here my man….go be something better :D
 
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Orlov said:
Escortcels are not truecels in my opinion. I have a tiny dick and can't get deepthroat from escort, also truecels are rejected even by escorts. Guys in here got stacy escorts deepthroat their dick and they claim they're incels. Most famous incels never went to escorts even though they could.
You don't know what does a truecel mean.
In my country people kiss in greetings but foids have been avoiding kissing me since school.
In reunions with HS ex-classmates foids shut me up despite that I wasn't talking with them.
Foids and bullies tried to ridiculizace me at HS. Sending me to declare my love to an oneitis that had never seen just because confidence(I was also an idiot back then but applies).
When I go and do exercise outside foids always change their sidewalk despite that I don't look like a thug.
I have to wear sunglasses because foids will wrist their faces if I do eye contact with them.
A close foid friend of mine rather to steal the boyfriend of other foid than start a relationship with me.
During my years in a factory foids have never expressed interest in me. They treated me as child at most.


Despite all those truecel symptoms I am an escortcel and I have received deepthroats from Staceys escorts. Not because she wanted, but yes because I was paying the VIP/girlfriend treatment.
 
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