Experiment What are your criteria for a girlfriend

[Postmaxxercel50k]

At least 4/10 face not a feminist not part of lgbt and plays video games

 

[partycat]

Doesn't make too much noise or kick up too much of a fuss while she is captive in my basement (Josef Fritzlmaxxing)

 

[Deleted member 44849]

• affectionate and a warm personality
• mostly natural, I hate tattoos and piercings
• no children unless she's willing to betabuxx my copes and LDARing. I doubt that I could still handle a relationship with a single mother for long-term
• looksmatch
• doesn't exclude me from some sexual activities (betabuxxer trait) that chads can have easily, like anal

 

[depressedblackcel]

1) be alive
2) be born as a real woman
3) don’t be the size of a mountain


That’s all

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

So it's fine if she's 80?

 

[TheCatMan]

Nice
Caring
Doesn't have to be a smoke show but at least average looking
Can cook

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

I'm also a manlet.How tall are you?

Around 5’6. How about you?

 

[Deleted member 44415]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

Less than 5'3
Not fat
Looksmatch

Thats all

 

[ionlycopenow]

1. No stds
2. No kids
3. Not a total land whale

 

[ragequiter]

1. A vagina.
2. Boobs nice size.
3. Fair skin curry.
4. Virgin.
5. Doesn’t know the term incel.
6. Can cook Butter Chicken Masala.
7. Works as I prefer dual income no kids.
(In video game)

 

[Shrek]

Around 5’6. How about you?

I was measured last time in 8 grade with shoes on and i was 5'7.I'm not going to measure myself because I know i am short and i don't want to know my real height (I already have enough reasons to be depressed)To be honest i haven't grown since highschool at all,so around that height 5'6-5'7

 

[98GoinOnDead]

1. Not fat
2. Either white or pale Asian
3. Not a whore with a massive body count
4. Not older than me
5. Willing to be housekeeper to my provider

But lets be honest I am volcel if I have these as strict criteria. They are guidelines only.

 

[Shower_Taker]

Not overweight, natural born female, baseline attractive, tolerable. Judging by the average Jane, 1 and 4 automatically categorize me as picky.

 

[Lycan]

my standards have lowered so much idek anymore. just as long as she is not a landwhale and she loves me for me, then im good

 

[Lycan]

What about being white?

obviously

 

[andinocel]

• My looksmatch is fine, and don't care about height
• Open to any race of girl except Black
• Mellow, chill personality and not argumentative (i.e. none of that 'proud to be sassy' shit)
• No kids from a previous relationship (not supporting another man's spawn, nor do I want her ex in our lives)
• No tattoos or stupid septum piercings
• Natural hair color (none of that green/purple/blue/bright red shit)
• Doesn't use social media

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

my standards have lowered so much idek anymore. just as long as she is not a landwhale and she loves me for me, then im good

I agree. Your caption is based. ILM!

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

You need to settle for less.

 

[BRCel123]

Virgin
White
good looking
slim
funny to be around and with good sense of humor
not taller than 5'10 on heels cause thats my height barefeet

 

[Freder]

Rich Giga stacy or nothing.
And she has to approach me and put effort to impress me.

 

[Lycan]

I agree. Your caption is based. ILM!

ura

 

[subhuman]

Huge boobs (i mean HUGE)
young (18-20)
thin
white
no tattoos

 

[turbosperg]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)

My list is:
1 -- be more-or-less healthy (no illnesses such as diabetes, obesity, schizophrenia, STDs, genetic syndromes, autoimmune diseases etc.)
2 -- be more-or-less reasonable (no stupid beliefs, no tolerance for stupid ideologies, not stupid, no personality disorders)
3 -- not an NPC (not engaged with "the current thing" propaganda and psyops such as global warming, covid, democracy, etc.)
4 -- not sexually problematic (open to touch, emotional connection, sexual experience, erotic feelings, not jaded by the cock carousel etc.)
5 -- not socially precarious (not a debt-slave, not marked to die by the mafia, not on the run from the law, no psycho ex- etc.)

Extra bonus points if she is a KHHV and as young as the age of consent laws permit, but I'd be willing to be with a foid of any age and sexual background provided she meets the 5 criteria above (very difficult if she's a carousel rider, or a granny, however).

 

[Bakedcrystal]

1. Be a woman
2. Have a pulse

 

[Glerforpus]

1. Is cute
2. Willing to date me
3. Is genuine

 

[IncelusRex]

virgin
[UWSL]≤1[/UWSL]9

 

[Nava]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

1. We can actually hold conversations and enjoy each other’s company, she won’t mind my borderline social autism.
2. Not a leech.
3. 4/10 face minimum, height and weight are not important.
4. Willing to pay her share in the relationship.
5. Life isn’t super perma-fucked with awful family, extreme medical conditions or kids. (Very important one)

 

[Qwertyuiop99]

1-White
2- not landwhale