Experiment What are your criteria for a girlfriend

[HsmteFrmHell]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

 

[El Enemigo]

Grey thread

 

[ogleman]

1. No STDs.
2. No kids already.
3. Actually female.

That’s it.

 

[El Enemigo]

175CM MAX 55KG WITH BIG JUICY ASS AND PERFECT BOOBS
AT LEAST 8/10 FACE
WHITE ARYAN RACE
AT LEAST $120 000 AFTER TAX ANNUALY
HAS TO COOK MY MEALS
HAS TO GIVE ME ALL HER MONEY
BE MY PERSONAL SEXUAL SLAVE
(IN VIDEO GAME)

Get mogged grey

 

[Deleted member 42309]

1. Treat me well
2. Don't be fat
3. Should go to the gym with me

 

[Saint Cho]

10/10 blue eyed nordic stacy only.

 

[Sennacherib]

Rich Giga stacy or nothing.
And she has to approach me and put effort to impress me.

 

[Balding Subhuman]

If I find her attractive and enjoy spending time with her and she isn't a cunt to be around, then that's enough for me. I can't say my standards are too high because I find even much older women attractive.

I have never been struck by a lightning and women have never hit on me so I guess the probability is around the same and its unlikely to happen in my lifetime

 

[HiddenUzer]

1. Keeps to herself
2. Kind to people
3. Loves me for who I am
4. Virgin
5. Brunette
6. At least 5/10

 

[nightbane]

1. No STDs.
2. No kids already.
3. Actually female.

That’s it.

I agree with this criteria; at least you’re realistic. I would add “Not a whore” to the list. Can’t trust a hoe.

 

[Hell]

1. No single mothers
2. Doesn't have to be thin or fit but at least have the overall silhouette of a human
3. No STDs or whatever
4. Don't be a complete bitch

 

[ROAoverlord]

1. White
2. Not a landwhale
3. Sharing the same hobbies wih me

Other criteria are optional.
4. Not a feminazi
5. Being my looksmatch

Nothing really special.

 

[ogleman]

there's no way ur standards are that low.

I’ll add 1 more:

4) don’t be outright mean/negative to people (be kind)

 

[Puppeter]

Whats your height

 

[TollieRobertis419]

1. Extremely wealthy
2. Has caucasian features
3. Not overweight
4. No mental disorders
5. Has a proportional body

 

[trying to ascend]

For sex: Non visually deformed.

>95% of women fit this description, so not volcel at all.

For gf: 4/10 or above.
Not a feminist.
Wants to have children.
Not a whore.
Without serious genetic heritable conditions.
No kids already.

 

[theAnt]

1. No STDs.
2. No kids already.
3. Actually female.

That’s it.

 

[turbosperg]

My standards are:

1. healthy
2. has good discernment.

Standard 1, being healthy, eliminates the 60%+ obese foids, hyposexual (frigid) foids, mentally ill foids, old zero-eggs hags.

Standard 2, eliminates the all the liberal foids, meme-degree foids, indebted foids, single moms, alcoholics, drug addicts, promiscuous sluts, non marriage-minded foids, sexually liberated foids, and all the foids who would consider dating an ugly 37 years old sperg like myself.

So, yes, I'm a "standardcel" in a sense, although my standards are pretty reasonable.

I can't find a foid for a relationship because our culture ensures most foids are completely broken (mentally, physically, socially) by the time they leave middle school, and the remainder (5% or less) are a minuscule elite who knows damn well they are capable of securing a good marriage to a rich, good-looking man while they're young -- and they do just that.

If you're not in the top 5% of men you'll either be celibate or have to settle for scraps: Chad's leftovers mentally damaged by the cock-carousel, physically deformed by years of indulging in alcohol, drugs and high-fructose corn syrup, and socially impaired by a princess-complex, crushing debt, onlyfans, revenge porn, and self-identification with stupid ideologies.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Not fat, not she boon

 

[VainHireling]

8 feet tall and whatever.
If she's shorter than that, she's a genetic trash and would do the world a great favour by self-yeeting in a corner of her dimly-lit bedroom.

 

[Shrek]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

1)Alive
2) Biologically female
3) height 1,40-2 meters(though i like tall women)
4) BMI under 35 (I'm willing to make a compromise if she wants to go to the gym with me and wants to keep a diet to be at a healthy weight)
Optionals(i don't reject her if she doesn't meet those criterias): -White or white looking,but if she is another ethnicity i don't mind you don't choose the race you are born as (I am white with blue eyes btw)
-Have common interests (reading books, riding the bike,hiking, liking classical,rock or old music, swimming,etc) I'm down to earth and i will try to do the interests and things she likes with her

 

[Nemesis]

For sex: Non visually deformed.

>95% of women fit this description, so not volcel at all.

For gf: 4/10 or above.
Not a feminist.
Wants to have children.
Not a whore.
Without serious genetic heritable conditions.
No kids already.

I woud add that she likes to cuddle with me and have physical touch

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Good personality
Virgin
Alive
(and not too young)

 

[IchWillSterben]

10/10 blue eyed nordic stacy only.

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

1)Alive
2) Biologically female
3) height 1,40-2 meters(though i like tall women)
4) BMI under 35 (I'm willing to make a compromise if she wants to go to the gym with me and wants to keep a diet to be at a healthy weight)
Optionals(i don't reject her if she doesn't meet those criterias): -White or white looking,but if she is another ethnicity i don't mind you don't choose the race you are born as (I am white with blue eyes btw)
-Have common interests (reading books, riding the bike,hiking, liking classical,rock or old music, swimming,etc) I'm down to earth and i will try to do the interests and things she likes with her

Good on you. I am a manlet but I am greatly attracted to taller women.

 

[Shrek]

Good on you. I am a manlet but I am greatly attracted to taller women.

I'm also a manlet.How tall are you?

 

[Deleted member 40252]

grEYcel thread

 

[TINMAN]

1. No STDs.
2. No kids already.
3. Actually female.

That’s it.

So it's fine if she's 80?

 

[crestfallencel]

owner of a factory original vagene

 

[Lifeisbullshit95]

To be Stacy
To be a orphan
To be loyal to his master(I of course)
To be a nympho
To be a masterchef
To be a Virgin
To be 5'9
To be a inteligent woman IQ over 160+

 

[Indari]

1. must have cute feet

 

[tulasdanslos]

Stacy
Over 5'6
Big T&A
Blue eyed blonde
Submissive

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

Bobs and vagene.

 

[BlackPilledOverdose]

1 Not a landwhale
2 Not a tranny
3 Not a bitchy cunt

 

[Nikalas]

1. girl

 

[Deleted member 43314]

No landwhale
No gook/curry/sheboon foid

This is for relationship but for sex I’d fuck any girl

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

1. Down to earth/not pretentious

Grey thread

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

1)Alive
2) Biologically female
3) height 1,40-2 meters(though i like tall women)
4) BMI under 35 (I'm willing to make a compromise if she wants to go to the gym with me and wants to keep a diet to be at a healthy weight)
Optionals(i don't reject her if she doesn't meet those criterias): -White or white looking,but if she is another ethnicity i don't mind you don't choose the race you are born as (I am white with blue eyes btw)
-Have common interests (reading books, riding the bike,hiking, liking classical,rock or old music, swimming,etc) I'm down to earth and i will try to do the interests and things she likes with her

 

[dietoiletdie]

1. arian german girl
2. [UWSL]pretty face[/UWSL]
[UWSL]3. [UWSL]empathic[/UWSL][/UWSL]
[UWSL][UWSL]4. [UWSL]sporty and sexy style[/UWSL][/UWSL][/UWSL]
[UWSL][UWSL][UWSL]5. [UWSL]she should praise me, respect me and look up to me[/UWSL][/UWSL][/UWSL][/UWSL]

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

Stacy
Over 5'6
Big T&A
Blue eyed blonde
Submissive

I’d hit that

 

[IncelWithNoLuck]

1. Any age from 16-40 (I’m 23).
2. No kids from other men.
3. Not a gook, I don’t want to create another ER and asians are subhuman anyway.
4. Not underweight, skinny foids are awful to me, I can accept any other body type, even landwhales.
5. At least 4/10 facially and not like 4’10 or something too short, as I am 5’7 6/10 incel my female equal would be 5’2 6/10 so I consider this reasonable standards.

 

[zionpill]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

DONT FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. if ur life is hit cuz of how ugly u r why would u want to put ur child through the same thing?

 

[BornToLose]

What are your top 3-5 rules for if you have a future girlfriend? How would you define “your type?” (Edit: I’m new here and this is my first thread)
I’ll start:
1. Down to earth/not pretentious
2. Willing to do at least 50% of the cooking (as eating out is very expensive)
3. Willing to hike and attend gym sessions with me
4. Not a landwhale
5. Willing to homeschool any future children we have

Wtf is this?

1. Have an asshole and vagine willing to be pounded at any chosen moment (by me)
2. Suck my dick whenever I demand it
3. Be willing to hike to my house AND cook me my favourite food any fucking time I so choose
4. Don't eat all the pies (I agree with OP here)
5. If we have offspring then keep them the hell away from me

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Nigga, I'm a wizard, at this point, any foid who fucks me is preventing more candlelight vigils in Minecraft.

 

[-TheRinku127-]

1. Doesn't use me as a money dispenser
2. Has empathy
3. Healthy body (Not a landwhale)
4. Decent face
5. Does the household work like cooking food and cleaning shit up
(in skyrim)

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

(and not too young)

You prefer over-grown landwhales?!

 

[Transcended Trucel]

• 10/10 looks
• virgin
• multimillionaire
• good E-girl personality
• above average IQ

 

[AsianKungFao]

No need to be a stacy, but at least decently attractive and pleasant to look at.

No kids no std

Not ran by a dick train

Loyal

Nice to me and make me feel better being around her than not

Doesnt have too heavy baggage like being targetted by govt or mafia, or overly in debt

No behaviour or habbit that would put her in said baggage, like drugs or gambling

 

[HsmteFrmHell]

DONT FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. if ur life is hit cuz of how ugly u r why would u want to put ur child through the same thing?

True. I guess that’s what adoption is for.

 

[wgm24]

Great body and similar in personality to me