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Discussion What are you carrying for self-defense? Did you ever had to use it? What were the results, was it effective?

Sergeant Kelly

Sergeant Kelly

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I need advice, google search articles are too vague about using stuff in practice.




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Few weeks ago I was reminded once again that poland is just brazil with european reskin full of white niggers (one bald guy in the story literally had negro-caricature shaped skull and eye offset like that black actress from live-action little mermaid remake, I’m not making this shit up:lul:).

Train was cramped as shit, and a few drunk or drugged gopniks/chavs - some sort of pathological family - tried cramming in last minute with baby strollers. I cramped in as much as I could and was waiting for people from left or right to move – no other way to make space otherwise.
Here’s a little blackpill for you – out of dozens of people in the wagon, guess who they fucked up to for wagon being full and people not moving – single ugly guy in vicinity, me of course :feelsseriously:.

Usual gopnik shit – calling me a faggot, threatening to beat me up, “What are you looking at? Don’t look at me!” etc.
I don’t know what’s worse – the fact that I had a bunch of tests next day that I wanted to prepare for (and which I didn't prepare for anyway because I was angry for rest of the night) + my parents were planning to have a “night out” that day and I didn’t wanted to ruin it by getting into shit so I begrudgingly opted out of the dispute, or the fact that if it wasn’t for these two things I’d start running my mouth like a moron and get beat up :feelskek:

Anyway, I moved when crowd of people cleared up but they kept starting shit with random people for rest of the travel, and eventually I got fed up with listening to it and decided to go ask train conductor if I’m at zoo.
Surprise – today it was a ghost train! No conductor in sight.
What most likely happened is that both female conductors (I’ve seen them) heard the gopnik family screaming at the station so they hid in the train drivers room :feelswhat:

So, other than getting really pissed off nothing happened to me but I started ruminating on all these times either someone that I knew or I myself was in worse situations than this and it was quite an eye-opener to the fact that you aren’t really safe anywhere at any time, not even when going home tired as shit in the crowd of people, especially when you’re sub5 male – people looking for trouble or wanting to unload will always zero-in on you.

So other than probably getting back into gymcoping, here’s what I’ve been considering so far:

a) pepper spray, looks easy-to-use and has quick effect, but I’ve heard that some people are kinda resistant to it + mixtures that they’re using are often shitty, not sure if it’s just due to bad product quality or some retarded law restrictions in lieu of “you can’t hurt people that want to fuck you up, that’s bad!:soy::foidSoy::soy::foidSoy:

b) taser looks quite enticing, also easy-to-use but I’m not sure how effective it is in practice, I’ve seen videos of some frat goys fooling around with tasers for shits and giggles and they didn’t seem too affected.

c) baton, supposedly very good and looks like the most “trustworthy/solid” option, but you can’t use it in cramped spaces (so it wouldn’t be useful in situation I was in) and it requires strength and coordination to use so I’d have to train with it and get back into gymcoping which is huge time investment.

Schizo bonus: Before going to the station, I had some free time – I was full but I though about getting some candy bars but heard a voice in my head that sounded a bit like Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R (I played it some time ago) that said “don’t be greedy” (I guess “greed” was synonymous with “gluttony” in this context) but though to myself “don’t be silly, you just imagined it” and went to buy them anyway. If I listened to it I’d packed myself into the crowd earlier and would avoid the situation. I hope I’m not going schizophrenic :worryfeels:

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a voice in my head that sounded a bit like Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R (I played it some time ago) that said “don’t be greedy” (I guess “greed” was synonymous with “gluttony” in this context) but though to myself “don’t be silly, you just imagined it” and went to buy them anyway. If I listened to it I’d packed myself into the crowd earlier and would avoid the situation. I hope I’m not going schizophrenic :worryfeels:
you dont need self defense if you just listen to the voice
 
Obviously better than everything that I listed out but they'd throw me into jail if I ever used it no matter the context, I could only use it as deterrent.
 
Nothing. Im waiting for some nigger to cap me in the head already and end my misery
 
Obviously better than everything that I listed out but they'd throw me into jail if I ever used it no matter the context, I could only use it as deterrent.
What a pathetic country
 
I've had a few shit encounters as well and I don't carry anything atm, but I definitely plan to eventually start carrying a knife at some point, I'm like one shit encounter away from doing that, I'm not taking any chances anymore, plus as you've mentioned, pepper spray is also an enticing option.
 
What a pathetic country
That's europe for you. Some statistic made decade ago showed that on average polish citizens are less armed in guns than negroes in the depths of jungles in Congo :lul:
I'm like one shit encounter away from doing that
Funnily enough, I was also thinking about starting to carry something for quite some time now, and this here was my "one shit encounter away from doing that" :feelskek:
 
Taser or whip
 
I started ruminating on all these times either someone that I knew or me was in worse situations than this and it was quite an eye-opener to the fact that you aren’t really safe anywhere at any time, not even when going home tired as shit in the crowd of people, especially when you’re sub5 male – people looking for trouble or wanting to unload will always zero-in on you.
Yeah, I've always thought about this too. You really aren't safe anywhere, especially when you could also be seen as a threat to other people.
a) pepper spray, looks easy-to-use and has quick effect, but I’ve heard that some people are kinda resistant to it + mixtures that they’re using are often shitty, not sure if it’s just due to bad product quality or some retarded law restrictions in lieu of “you can’t hurt people that want to fuck you up, that’s bad!”
I've come across 3 people who've carried pepper spray on them. From videos I've seen, it looks like a pretty effective tool. Its not too expensive too.

View: https://youtu.be/nzI14Xiu_ek?t=593


View: https://youtu.be/GBPyQTDs2kg?t=362


View: https://youtu.be/VeDDo_-gqTw?t=165



Combine that with another weapon, it should work well on stupid and aggressive people like the one's in the video.

I do carry a pocket knife for utility purposes but I'd only pull it out if it was a life or death situation.
 
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you dont need self defense if you just listen to the voice
I'll listen to Fettelcel in my head next time, nigga was spitting fax.
I'm not taking any chances anymore, plus as you've mentioned, pepper spray is also an enticing option.
Good decision, just make sure you buy good one - I heard that anti-bear ones have 2x potency but I'm not sure if it's possible to get them as small-sized spray.
 
You really aren't safe anywhere, especially when you could also be seen as a threat to other people.
The reason why it hit me this hard is that I haven't been for in a situation like this a long time, had it been back in middle or maybe even high school I'd just chalk it up to monthly gopnik/chav shenanigans, but since I haven't been physically threatened for a long time now I've grown fond of this illusion that I'm safe so long as I keep to myself.
Combine that with another weapon, it should work well on stupid and aggressive people like the one in the video.
I was thinking about carrying multiple small things for different situations, maybe I'll deck myself out like a fucking predator:feelskek:
 
usually my facial expression is enough to deter most normalfags :feelshaha: of course as a ldarcel I don't go out much :feelsYall:

I have this, it's the maximum size I can carry in this cuckolded country :feelskek: it's also pretty nice :feelsaww:
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knives are probably not that useful by themselves but it's nice to have it on you anyway. not many will have the guts to swing at someone with a knife. and it's still better to cut open a retard and be tried for it than to fucking die :feelskek:

being fit is always good. practicing punches instead of lifting weights is more fun and effective and it can be done reasonably fast if you go at it hard instead of long

a strong enough umbrella can function as a baton and you'll often need an umbrella anyway

anyway, leaving if possible (not worth getting into a fight with a lowlife) or a small can of pepper spray from a trusted source that's always in your pocket are probably the safest options

of course it's best to live in a country that allows firearms, all other options are pretty cucked in comparison
 
I always carry a knife with me. Never had to use it thankfully.
 
Long knife. I've never had to use it though.
 
Nothing. I seldom go out. Besides, Canada is a pretty safe country
 
I leave pepper spray in my truck but sometimes I carry a .357 magnum
 
I put pepper on my flair gun
 
You should read, 'the book of five rings" by miyamoto mushashi. And you will learn how to "win with you're eye."

(Basically, by being willing and able to dispense greater Violence, you usually won't have to... Because they - attackers - will sense it during their "risk assessment.")
 
What are the weapon laws in your country?
 
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My dick and balls
 
2 arms 2 legs a skull and a couple of yellowed teeth
 
Cluster fuck story
 
I don't advertise what I carry aside from my situational awareness.
 
i am the danger
 
Few weeks ago I was reminded once again that poland is just brazil with european reskin full of white niggers
Jestem Polakiem i teraz mieszkam w Polsce ale do szkoły chodziłem w innym kraju, Polskie szkoły muszą być piekłem.
 
Pepper spray and fart spray
 
Polskie szkoły muszą być piekłem.
See:
HS that I initially went to was tech school, 3/4 of people in the IT class that I was in were low inhibit normies/chadlites, all of them were hitting niggerweed and harder drugs during breaks and half of them were larping as gangsters, JFL. Tales from silesia I guess :lul:
 

What are you carrying for self-defense?​

My nigger beating stick of course

 

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