Blackpill What are the most unnatural, cringey, awful pickup lines?

[Fontaine]

I would go for "want to grab coffee sometime".

Why coffee? Why the fuck would you think that "drinking coffee" sounds like an interesting invitation? Offer a martini at least.

The only time people drink coffee is at breakfast and maybe at noon.

This sounds so transparently like a bad pickup line that all you're saying is "I want to lure you into listening to me and then I will try to fuck you, be prepared".

Besides, if you don't know the girl well, it sounds awfully insecure and desperate. I lol when I imagine the average ugly guy saying this with stutters or fake confidence and the obvious horrified reaction of Becky.

TFW you fell for PUA memes.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

"Do you enjoy breathing ?"

 

[1984cel]

Any word incels say is cringy to foids

 

[Mainländer]

"Female opinion" always related.

And that shit was fucking popular back then because of Mystery. I used that line on some sets and cringe now remembering it. It was so fucking unnatural.

 

[inficel]

Any word incels say is cringy to foids

 

[Void]

Literally anything used in movies if you are a sub 8 male

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

"Do you come here often ?" In uni where she attends her gender study class everyday.

 

[Fontaine]

Literally anything used in movies if you are a sub 8 male

Sure, anything is cringey if you're sub8. But some PUA lines will bring up extra shame to your brain ten years down the line.

"Do you come here often ?" In uni where she attends her gender study class everyday.

 

[P-Chan]

I would go for "want to grab coffee sometime".

Why coffee? Why the fuck would you think that "drinking coffee" sounds like an interesting invitation? Offer a martini at least.

The only time people drink coffee is at breakfast and maybe at noon.

This sounds so transparently like a bad pickup line that all you're saying is "I want to lure you into listening to me and then I will try to fuck you, be prepared".

Besides, if you don't know the girl well, it sounds awfully insecure and desperate. I lol when I imagine the average ugly guy saying this with stutters or fake confidence and the obvious horrified reaction of Becky.

TFW you fell for PUA memes.

Its easy dude, its not about the coffee.
its about to see the other person, and drinking a coffee is a smal fast thing. Not a 2 h tripp to a 3 h show and 2 h back. just going in the next caffee and have 20 min time.

 

[Fontaine]

Its easy dude, its not about the coffee.
its about to see the other person, and drinking a coffee is a smal fast thing. Not a 2 h tripp to a 3 h show and 2 h back. just going in the next caffee and have 20 min time.

That's even worse, because you assume that the girl wouldn't want to spend too much time with you. You've sensed defeat and yet persist.

 

[Pai Mei]

Asking a woman out for coffee these days means a trip to Starcucks. You can easily spend 5-7 dollars on ONE coffee beverage, even more if they want extra espresso shots, almond or soy milk, etc. And don't forget to tip your barista so you don't look like a cheap@$$.

In our grandparents' time it was perfectly fine to take a girl to a local diner for some Maxwell House and some chit-chat but women these days will make you jump through hoops such as this before they even agree to a formal date.

 

[Luxity]

“You look sympathetic”

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I dont even like coffee that much. If I were to go on a date, it'd be to a restaurant with food I like. But honestly, dates are phoney. Both you and the girl know that you want to bang her. It puts her focus exclusively on you, and not in a good way. Not only are you sitting across and away from her, but it gives her a chance to psychoanalyze you for all your flaws. You want your interactions with girls to constantly be moving. Best environments are at night, with alcohol, and in close proximity to your apartment.

 

[acnescarcel]

what date would you say is a good idea?

 

[The Abyss]

You look sympathetic, are you?

Am I dead 'cos you look like an angel

I must be asthmatic because you took my breath away

You like poles? I have one you can slide up & down. - this would get tee-hee from Chad for being daring, anyone else gets a slap or the cops called.

You sexy pls show Bob & vagoo

 

[Fontaine]

what date would you say is a good idea?

In your apartment I guess. If she refuses, she's not into you

I dont even like coffee that much. If I were to go on a date, it'd be to a restaurant with food I like. But honestly, dates are phoney. Both you and the girl know that you want to bang her. It puts her focus exclusively on you, and not in a good way. Not only are you sitting across and away from her, but it gives her a chance to psychoanalyze you for all your flaws. You want your interactions with girls to constantly be moving. Best environments are at night, with alcohol, and in close proximity to your apartment.

High IQ.

 

[Getlooksordie]

no such thing as a cringy pick up line if you are good looking.

 

[Pai Mei]

That's even worse, because you assume that the girl wouldn't want to spend too much time with you. You've sensed defeat and yet persist.

There's a reason behind asking a girl out for a cup of coffee...it's a non-committal brief meeting in a public place which is supposed to put a woman's mind at ease. Something about that second part rubs me the wrong way; the woman is already assuming that you're a potential rapist and it's up to the man to dissuade her of that by meeting in a safe place. If a female automatically assumes that every male they meet is a potential rapist (which accurately sums up most women these days) then that's somebody I don't want to be with.

 

[The Abyss]

There's a reason behind asking a girl out for a cup of coffee...it's a non-committal brief meeting in a public place which is supposed to put a woman's mind at ease. Something about that second part rubs me the wrong way; the woman is already assuming that you're a potential rapist and it's up to the man to dissuade her of that by meeting in a safe place. If a female automatically assumes that every male they meet is a potential rapist (which accurately sums up most women these days) then that's somebody I don't want to be with.

It should be the other way around, she has to proove she doesn't fuck dogs, wants to divorce rape you in court if it becomes ltr or cut your dick off while you sleep.

 

[Pai Mei]

no such thing as a cringy pick up line if you are good looking.

Chad: Hey babe. Me and you. Let's fuck.
Foid: OK!

It should be the other way around, she has to [prove] she doesn't fuck dogs, wants to divorce rape you in court if it becomes ltr...

This is why dog owners and divorcees are out.

... or cut your dick off while you sleep.

This one's more tricky....I'm crafty enough to search my county's public records to see if a woman has a criminal record, I've done it before. No guarantees there, though...you could be the one to inadvertently trigger the crazy bitch.

 

[Unwanted]

Any word incels say is cringy to foids

no such thing as a cringy pick up line if you are good looking.

 

[Hunter]

im no weatherman but i predict its going to be a few inches deep tonight

 

[engineerescortceler]

 

[Fontaine]

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The sad thing is that Chad could get laid with any of these.

An ugly male would get security called on him.

 

[P-Chan]

That's even worse, because you assume that the girl wouldn't want to spend too much time with you. You've sensed defeat and yet persist.

Dude i say it to your simpel.
Imagine you have 10 gamey to try in a shop, 1 you can take home for free. Would you really spend 3 h with evry game? staying 30h in a game shop? No you would read the cover and then make it on for 30 min if you like the cover and take the best home.
Btw again its not about the coffe you dont drinke 1 coffe its its run good. if itr run good you say stuff like:
Hey ther is a nice cocktail bar around here then you can get drunk in the bar.
AGAIN
ITS NOT ABOUT THE COFFE ITS YOUST A MINOR REASON TO GET A DATE ITS JUST SIMPLY ESYER FOR A GIRL TO SAY YES FOR A 15 MIN COFFE THEN A 3 H DATE.

 

[speedmaxed]

Asking a woman out for coffee these days means a trip to Starcucks. You can easily spend 5-7 dollars on ONE coffee beverage, even more if they want extra espresso shots, almond or soy milk, etc. And don't forget to tip your barista so you don't look like a cheap@$$.

In our grandparents' time it was perfectly fine to take a girl to a local diner for some Maxwell House and some chit-chat but women these days will make you jump through hoops such as this before they even agree to a formal date.

It's a bit of that, but the bigger impetus for the decline of dinner dates is chad no longer needs that kind of investment for her to put out.

 

[Newbie17]

“You look sympathetic”

 

[Pai Mei]

It's a bit of that, but the bigger impetus for the decline of dinner dates is chad no longer needs that kind of investment for her to put out.

Very good point. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it you'll see the Foid paying for Chad's meal, pay for his drinks, drive him around in her car, buy his movie tickets, etc. I mean it 's one thing for Chads to have their way with the ladies, it's rubbing salt in the wound when Chad is basically a moocher and a leech. To these poor, deluded women Chad is still worth it, even if he's a shiftless freeloader, let alone beating a woman for over 40 minutes and her subsequently begging the court for him to not be prosecuted.

 

[masterwizard]

@Fontaine are you seriously trying to imply you think asking a girl out for a martini is less cringeworthy than asking if she wants a coffee?

 

[JJtheIncel]

"Hey"

 

[Kirito3]

“You look sympathetic”