Experiment what are some Tinder alternatives so you can try to brute-force trying to match up with a girl across all possible app mediums?

[Sheogorath]

Only one I could remember off top of my head was Plenty of Fish, googling some others seem to be Ashley Madison and Adult Friend Finder.

I imagine a lot of things which purport to be free are hamstrung unless you take a subscription option though.

I'm probably not thinking broadly enough about all possible options.

 

[Pancakecel]

They're all the same shit, don't bother.

 

[Deleted member 29230]

They're all the same shit, don't bother.

 

[Sheogorath]

There's probably stuff some of us are aware of that others haven't tried yet even if it's not apps.

 

[fast_curry]

Wait. Ashley Madison is actually a legit dating app? I remember getting an email from them when I was a freshman in college even though I never registered an account. That made me believe it was a scam website. I'm also surprised that I still remember the name after all these years.

 

[Emba]

Wait. Ashley Madison is actually a legit dating app? I remember getting an email from them when I was a freshman in college even though I never registered an account. That made me believe it was a scam website. I'm also surprised that I still remember the name after all these years.

Yeah. As legit as you CAN afford it to be!

 

[Deleted member 31869]

They're all the same shit, don't bother.

tbh

 

[fast_curry]

Yeah. As legit as you CAN afford it to be!

Can you elaborate? If money is all that takes then I'll save money and give it a shot.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Wait. Ashley Madison is actually a legit dating app? I remember getting an email from them when I was a freshman in college even though I never registered an account. That made me believe it was a scam website. I'm also surprised that I still remember the name after all these years.

Lol, that site got hacked a few years ago and the people there got leaked. It was a site for rich men to find gold diggers to have an affair with.

 

[fast_curry]

Lol, that site got hacked a few years ago and the people there got leaked. It was a site for rich men to find gold diggers to have an affair with.

That makes it sound like a roundabout way of premium prostitution where actual prostitution is illegal.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

The people are the same, so the results will be the same.

Try Bumble, Hinge, and FetLife for memes though.

 

[Emba]

Can you elaborate? If money is all that takes then I'll save money and give it a shot.

I'm sorry you misunderstood me.

It's a scam.

Save your money!

Buy a who're it's cheaper.

Just make sure you also have a good lawyer, fine, and/or bail money saved up advance. Just in case. (It's still cheaper)


UNLESS YOU'RE ARE SOME KIND OF FAKECEL! (able to get a date...)

 

[fast_curry]

Buy a who're it's cheaper.

Just make sure you also have a good lawyer, fine, and/or bail money saved up advance. Just in case. (It's still cheaper)

That's actually a lot more investment than I thought. I wonder if it's cheaper and easier to travel to countries where it's legal to buy sex.

 

[Emba]

That's actually a lot more investment than I thought. I wonder if it's cheaper and easier to travel to countries where it's legal to buy sex.

Yes. Probably...

There's no easy way for us...

But hey, check it out. All that bail, fine, and lawyer money, isn't necessary a spend. It could be a "emergency account" if... And only if, you get caught. Don't get caught and you keep that money. Sort of like car insurance. Except who're insurance. Lol.

If you travel far, you'll never recover the traveling expenses. Cars, food, lodgings, etc...

One thing i wish i tried before getting hideous would be... Pornstar maxxing!

"It's not prostitution if it's recorded." (Need to check id, photocopy it. Pay via check... However it works...)

It still costs a lot. But you ALSO get a recording of it.

Too bad I am too old and creepy to do such a thing.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Yes. Probably...

There's no easy way for us...

But hey, check it out. All that bail, fine, and lawyer money, isn't necessary a spend. It could be a "emergency account" if... And only if, you get caught. Don't get caught and you keep that money. Sort of like car insurance. Except who're insurance. Lol.

If you travel far, you'll never recover the traveling expenses. Cars, food, lodgings, etc...

One thing i wish i tried before getting hideous would be... Pornstar maxxing!

"It's not prostitution itf it's recorded." (Need to check id, photocopy it. Pay via check... However it works...)

It still costs a lot. But you ALSO get a recording of it.

Too bad I am too old and creepy to do such a thing.

If we have to do all that if we get caught, then escortcelli might not be worth it...

 

[Emba]

....
You might be able to deduct traveling expenses if you are self employed...

If we have to do all that if we get caught, then escortcelli might not be worth it...

You don't HAVE to do anything.

I never said it was worthwhile.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

....
You might be able to deduct traveling expenses if you are self employed...

You don't HAVE to do anything.

I never said it was worthwhile.

Yeah, but go through all that just for a 5 minute blowjob?

 

[Emba]

Yeah, but go through all that just for a 5 minute blowjob?

YEAH! All that for THAT!

I'm not an expert! I have no fucking idea! I am LITERALLY making it all up!

I fucked 2 ugly who'res, 40 and 20 years ago. How would i know about anything?

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

YEAH! All that for THAT!

I'm not an expert! I have no fucking idea! I am LITERALLY making it all up!

I fucked 2 ugly who'res, 40 and 20 years ago. How would i know about anything?

How were who'res like back in those days?

 

[Emba]

How were who'res like back in those days?

The first 40~ years ago. Was a skinny black grace jones lookalike. She was ok. She was a gift who're from a buddy i was going to join the us.mil with...

The second apx 20+ years AGO was almost obese white whore. Smelled nice. Cost about 40usd.

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

The first 40~ years ago. Was a skinny black grace jones lookalike. She was ok. She was a gift who're from a buddy i was going to join the us.mil with...

The second apx 20+ years AGO was almost obese white whore. Smelled nice. Cost about 40usd.

Was this all in NYC?

 

[Emba]

Was this all in NYC?

No

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

No

NYC was Sin City before the 2000s.

 

[Emba]

NYC was Sin City before the 2000s.

If you say so