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One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?
 
Tell him that you spent the money on lottery tickets
 
why do your parents have access to your checking account
 
Because they want to know if I am saving my money for a house
in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult
 
in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult
I dont live in Los Angeles thankfully but I do live near Sacramento

I am considering doing the 2nd option soon, my parents still make rules on me because I live under their roof
 
One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?
Kill those faggot and take their $$$$$
 
One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?
what's the problem? you are spending their money without permission? How can they even see your account's transactions?

I would never lie. I would not have problems telling people that I used money for escorts, since all already can see from my face, height, autism, moles, green veins, balding, acne, blackheads, other skin issues, cherry-angiomas etc. that i can't get free sex in this market where i am.
 
lol wtf dude, it's none of their business
 
I would never lie. I would not have problems telling people that I used money for escorts
Parents would punish me severely because they are strict catholics and I live under their roof and I dont pay bills so I gotta live by rules
 
in LA? not easy for someone that age to afford a house there

It's your money you earned, make your own account and deposit your pay directly in there. Your parents don't need to see your finances, you are an adult
based take
 
Penis in pussy = ASCENDED.

Get the fuck off this forum!
 
Parents would punish me severely because they are strict catholics and I live under their roof and I dont pay bills so I gotta live by rules
HOW CAN THEY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT'S TRANSACTION HISTORY?
 
American prostitutes are pretty low-quality... Do you try to contact the ones who show explicit nudity in their posts and even acts of sex?
 
Tell them you lost it gambling.
 
One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?
That sucks dude. I live with my parents and they know I see an escort every 2 months, they don’t like it but they understand why I do it.
 
My parents wouldn’t even care if they found out I spent money to fuck escorts. I’m planning on going to Vegas to fuck hookers once I save enough money for the trip and my mother is ok with it. My father isn’t around anymore but I think he would have understood my desperation given my situation.
 
It's important to approach this situation with honesty and integrity. Lying to cover up potentially harmful or illegal activities can lead to further complications, damage to relationships, and legal consequences. If you're facing this issue, it's often best to be truthful and seek to address the underlying problems directly.

However, if you're looking for a way to navigate a difficult conversation about spending money in a way that avoids harm, consider focusing on more constructive and truthful approaches, such as:

  1. Acknowledge the Spending: Admit that you spent money but redirect the reason to something less controversial. For example, you might say you were out with friends and spent more than you should have on entertainment or dining.
  2. Focus on Personal Issues: If you're facing personal challenges, be honest about them. Explain that you’ve been struggling and made some poor decisions as a result, and express a desire to seek help or counseling.
  3. Financial Mistake: Admit to a financial mistake without going into specifics. You might say you made an impulse purchase or investment that you now regret.
Remember, honesty is generally the best policy. Addressing the root cause of the behavior and seeking support can lead to healthier and more sustainable solutions in the long run.
 
That sucks dude. I live with my parents and they know I see an escort every 2 months, they don’t like it but they understand why I do it.
Shit man, if my parents found out they would be horrified especially since they are trad catholics, I am surprised your parents are chill with you fucking escorts as mine would kick me out
 
My parents wouldn’t even care if they found out I spent money to fuck escorts. I’m planning on going to Vegas to fuck hookers once I save enough money for the trip and my mother is ok with it. My father isn’t around anymore but I think he would have understood my desperation given my situation.
My parents would never as they cant even tolerate me drinking even if I am 21
 
My parents would never as they cant even tolerate me drinking even if I am 21
They sound like overly strict parents. That sucks. My parents let me do whatever I wanted mostly.
 
One time my parents nearly caught me fucking escorts because of 200$+ "mysteriously" missing from my bank account and I had to tell them an embarassing lie that somehow worked on how I spend 200$+ in one week, what are some new lies I can come up with incase they ask me why hundreds of dollars are missing from my bank account because no matter how much my step dad wants me to "man up" the #1 rule of escortmaxxing is to NEVER ADMIT TO FUCKING ESCORTS TO YOUR PARENTS!!! Especially because my last incel friend left to Los Angeles so if I get kicked out of my parents house I am fucked so I have to be really fucking careful now because I am on thin ice when escortmaxxing.

So in your eyes if my parents question 200$+ missing from my bank acc what are some lies I can make up?
Prostitution in US is illegal at federal level, right? How you guys find escorts there , how you know that escort isn’t a cop undercover ? I think maybe if you know someone trustful to recommend a good escort for you..
 
Lol you don't have to lie. Just tell them you're too ugly and this is the only way to get affection. If they say you're not ugly then tell them to find you someone. They will either actually find you someone or just let the whole thing go.
 
Personally, I don't hide the fact I drop money on hookers to anyone, including my parents. I tell anyone who disapproves of my use of escorts that I wouldn't need to spend money on escorts if average women weren't such trash.
 
Prostitution in US is illegal at federal level, right? How you guys find escorts there , how you know that escort isn’t a cop undercover ? I think maybe if you know someone trustful to recommend a good escort for you..
Its unlikely to encounter a glownigger escort if you go to a massage parlor

You gotta be really smart with regular escorts
 
Personally, I don't hide the fact I drop money on hookers to anyone, including my parents. I tell anyone who disapproves of my use of escorts that I wouldn't need to spend money on escorts if average women weren't such trash.
I wouldnt need to buy escorts if foids werent so spoiled
 
Lol you don't have to lie. Just tell them you're too ugly and this is the only way to get affection. If they say you're not ugly then tell them to find you someone. They will either actually find you someone or just let the whole thing go.
They will try to say something like "How will a woman ever accept you if you did this!??!?!!" or make some other niche excuse

Just lie LMAO, if foids can lie about body count I can lie about fucking an escorts.

My parents are biased so ofc they will think I am attractive but any unrelated foid says otherwise
 
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They will try to say something like "How will a woman ever accept you if you did this!??!?!!" or make some other niche excuse

Just lie LMAO, if foids can lie about body count I can lie about fucking an escorts.

My parents are biased so ofc they will think I am attractive but any unrelated foid says otherwise
You've gotta teach them that you don't bend toward women's will by checking your behavior in order to attract women. If women don't want you to use escorts then women can change their behavior.
 
Shit man, if my parents found out they would be horrified especially since they are trad catholics, I am surprised your parents are chill with you fucking escorts as mine would kick me out
I’m also surprised. That sucks man
 

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