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It's Over What a toilet would expect from you every week just to be your girlfriend. [Warning]

Incelius Savage

Incelius Savage

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- she won't split the bills 50/50. That means you're gonna have to pay the most on the bills, meals, and shopping.

- gifts every week or two (around $30-$50)

- take her out twice a month on vacation ($1000-$2500)

- spend time with her (no free time to work on projects and hobbies or play video games, workout)

- help pay on her car/phone bill

- deprives you of sex (only three to four five times a month)


- she will run up your light bill and water bill taking long showers and using lights


- having a nice car (she won't like you if you don't have a nice car)


(I'll go into requirements later, we all know these by now)


You mess up even one of these and she will probably end up leaving you for a higher value man.


ARE YOU READY? OR WILL YOU JUST TRY TO GET A FUCK BUDDY OR BUY ESCORTS?
 
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That's why I want to pump and dump, no, I need to pump and dump
 
meh not really tbh. Only some are true
 
That's why I want to pump and dump, no, I need to pump and dump
I dont even think most females let you pump and dump past college or high school.
 
Don't forget about single mothers that expect you to pay for Chad's/Tyrone's child as if it were your own.
 
For my normie friend when he gets a girlfriend it costs about $5,000 a month to pay for a girlfriend. He usually can keep girls for about 6 months before they monkey branch to a tall, big man. Then it takes him a few weeks going hard on the dating sites before he gets another girlfriend.

Can normies afford this. Yes if they have a good job. If you make $200,000 a year and have no kids because you are 5/10 or below and no woman will have kids with you. Then paying like $60,000 a year is affordable.
 
tldr- betabuxxing monkeybraching foid essentially
 
if you allow her to do this you deserve to be lined up and shot
 

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