Story Went to Chipotle today

[Ellsworth]

A fatcel made my burrito and he did a great job! Made it very big. So big he had a hard time wrapping it up. I never tip at Chipotle but I did today since he did so great. However there is just one jar so he will probably get .10 of the tip. I should have looked at his name tag and wrote an email to corporate commending him. Next time I go there I will get his name so I can do that. We need to start taking better care of our fellow incels.

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

did you remember you chipotle away? But nice.

I recently saw some worker get scolded for giving too much chicken in the bowls. of course he was scolded right before he made mine. I was irritated.

 

[Ellsworth]

did you remember you chipotle away? But nice.

I recently saw some worker get scolded for giving too much chicken in the bowls. of course he was scolded right before he made mine. I was irritated.

I don’t understand your first sentence

 

[CrackingYs]

The best is when you tell them to pack it so much that they end tearing the burrito when trying to fold it together, and have to start over with a fresh one. I feel like I'm getting my money's worth when that happens.

 

[Beta_Le_Pew]

I don’t understand your first sentence

It was a reference to South Park. They enjoyed Chipotle so much, but they were required to get new undies every time they ate it because they would shit their pants out. Using Chipotle Away helped cure them of this. It was pretty funny.