Experiment Weirdest thing you've jacked off to

[seija]

I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.

Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me.

Trust me, I had a webkinz shark that I slept with when I was 11-12. I'm not gonna judge you for that.

 

[Insomniac]

Trust me, I had a webkinz shark that I slept with when I was 11-12. I'm not gonna judge you for that.

It took me a long time to mature tbh. It wasn’t until I was 15-16 that I stopped having stuffed animals.

Maybe this is common among autists.

 

[LDARBuddah]

I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Knajjd's face
Jk no warning please

 

[inceliboy]

I remember jerking off to a wall.

It was literally a wall tbh,nothing else

When i was nofap coping i tried to disgust myself from watching porn so i watched anal gone wrong (scat porn) and still came hard.

 

[seija]

If I had to say the weirdest thing that I masturbated, it would be a robot hentai flash game. I don't remember the name but it involved repairing a female android like robot or something and after it was done, she would allow the main character to have sex with her. But where the vagina is an outlet and once the male robot sticks his dick into the outlet, she would literally spin 360 angles around.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Latios and Latias banging. That's just one example of the weird shit I fapped to.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Finally my time to shine.
I was pretty young, maybe like 8, 9, 10, something like that. Too young to be able to ejaculate but old enough to get a "funny feeling" in my penis and want to play around with it to no result sometimes.
One night I wandered out of my room and my parents were watching something in the living room. It was in black and white and there seemed to be a bunch of naked people walking around and then the naked people were in a big pile. At this point my parents realized I was there and yelled at me to go back to my room and what was on TV wasn't for kids.
I thought it was some kind of porn, it wasn't the first time I've caught them watching something like Cinemax or something I wasn't supposed to see. That image popped up a lot in my early fruitless wiener rubbing sessions. Naked people in a big pile, yeah.
Many years later I saw the footage and recognized it as parts of it had been burned into my younger mind. Unfortunately it was part of a holocaust documentary and the naked people had been killed and put into a big naked pile to be dumped into a mass grave.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.


I've still got mine. There's no shame use microsoft excel
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-Linda from Sanctioning

LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.

Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me.

Bro its ok, i had a teddybear when i was 14.

 

[Ghost]

Giantess eating tiny men