My bosses are the type of lowlifes who would jerk off a dog.
If a veterinarian told them, “If you don’t give that dog a handjob, it will die.” They would rush and trip over themselves to grab that dog’s doghood and start jerking away.
Then the veterinarian will laugh and say, “That is an old veterinarian joke - I didn’t actually think you would jerkoff a dog, but once you started - I wasn’t going to stop you.”
If a veterinarian told them, “If you don’t give that dog a handjob, it will die.” They would rush and trip over themselves to grab that dog’s doghood and start jerking away.
Then the veterinarian will laugh and say, “That is an old veterinarian joke - I didn’t actually think you would jerkoff a dog, but once you started - I wasn’t going to stop you.”
