Cuyen
Everything hurts and I'm dying
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- Aug 13, 2018
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I remember jerking off to a wall.
It was literally a wall tbh,nothing else
It was literally a wall tbh,nothing else
its okey bro.I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.
Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me.
ddamn bro..jacked of to the idea of me having a gf
that's the weirdest thing for me since it's never gonna happen
I hope it is not hammy doll...
I hope it is not hammy doll...
lmaoo i knew itt
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lmao i knew it
jacked of to the idea of me having a gf
tentacle hentaiI remember jerking off to a wall.
It was literally a wall tbh,nothing else
I've still got mine. There's no shame use microsoft excelYes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me.
I think we have a new winner.A dead person in skyrim.
Women getting beat.
I'm getting serial killer vibes from you.I would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.
He's becoming one of the greatest posters on the site.I'm getting serial killer vibes from you.
Yeah,tbh.His posts are pretty long and his asthetic stands out.He's becoming one of the greatest posters on the site.
The world hates us and we're better off dead.Yeah,tbh.His posts are pretty long and his asthetic stands out.
Even dough he joined recently I still remember him.
meanwhile I lay in my mediocre 1k anime profile pic celdom,never to be noticed,Almost Yoshikage Kira levels of avaragness.
True but I'm too egotistical to let that affect my self-worth.The world hates us and we're better off dead.
I was like that too until I looked closely in the mirror and researched the price of plastic surgery....True but I'm too egotistical to let that affect my self-worth.
That's why I'm trying to jobmaxx right now.I was like that too until I looked closely in the mirror and researched the price of plastic surgery....
It would take 5+ years to save up for all the work I need, I'm just going to sui... At 25 it's too late to do anything.... I hope you're 18, you might still have a chance at life.That's why I'm trying to jobmaxx right now.
So I can fix my jaw,nose,lower eye lids and maybe eye colour.
I'm 17 soon to be 18.Trting to software engineer maxIt would take 5+ years to save up for all the work I need, I'm just going to sui... At 25 it's too late to do anything.... I hope you're 18, you might still have a chance at life.
At 30, unless you're Chad, all you can get is roast beef... It's too late.I'm 17 soon to be 18.Trting to software engineer max
As gay and generic as this sounds,It's never too late.
Horse porn
Based and excelpilledI would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.
I've still got mine. There's no shame use microsoft excel
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More like 20At 30, unless you're Chad, all you can get is roast beef... It's too late.
thats pretty gay nglMyself.
where did he go after this?Horse fucking
Same haha. I liked the shiny smooth onesits okey bro.
i also fucked my ball,i mean not my tecticles,literal ball
I fuck your whore mom,no need to jerk off to herYour mum
LmaoI jerked it to this trap furfag shit I found on 8chan, a jav video where this dude has his way with a living statue