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Cuyen

Cuyen

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I remember jerking off to a wall.

It was literally a wall tbh,nothing else
 
I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.

Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me. :feelstrash:
 
I masturbated to my teddy bear when I was 12 or 13.

Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me. :feelstrash:
its okey bro.

i also fucked my ball,i mean not my tecticles,literal ball
 
jacked of to the idea of me having a gf
that's the weirdest thing for me since it's never gonna happen
 
Daphne from Scooby Doo. I was in the first or second grade, and I kinda humped my pillow with the image of her in my mind.
This was the first time I ever 'masterbated' to something. It is still very clear in my mind.
 
A doll, I made a thread about it

tbhthb
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Involuntary transformation arouses me (petrification, animal transformation, etc...) . I don't know why
 
Horse fucking
 
I jerked it to this trap furfag shit I found on 8chan, a jav video where this dude has his way with a living statue
 
I would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.

Yes I had a teddy bear when I was 13. Don’t judge me. :feelstrash:
I've still got mine. There's no shame use microsoft excel
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-Linda from Sanctioning
 
Lindsey and Bridgett from total drama island ded srs, i feel kind of embarrassed admitting this tbh :feelskek:
 
rouge from the sonic games :forcedsmile:
 
Women getting beat.
 
porn version of zombie apocalypse and the ring
 
The visualization of my body being riddled with bullets and burned alive...
 
I would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.
I'm getting serial killer vibes from you.:feelsmega::feelsmega:
 
He's becoming one of the greatest posters on the site.
Yeah,tbh.His posts are pretty long and his asthetic stands out.
Even dough he joined recently I still remember him.
meanwhile I lay in my mediocre 1k anime profile pic celdom,never to be noticed,Almost Yoshikage Kira levels of avaragness.
 
Yeah,tbh.His posts are pretty long and his asthetic stands out.
Even dough he joined recently I still remember him.
meanwhile I lay in my mediocre 1k anime profile pic celdom,never to be noticed,Almost Yoshikage Kira levels of avaragness.
The world hates us and we're better off dead.
 
True but I'm too egotistical to let that affect my self-worth.
I was like that too until I looked closely in the mirror and researched the price of plastic surgery....
 
I was like that too until I looked closely in the mirror and researched the price of plastic surgery....
That's why I'm trying to jobmaxx right now.
So I can fix my jaw,nose,lower eye lids and maybe eye colour.
 
That's why I'm trying to jobmaxx right now.
So I can fix my jaw,nose,lower eye lids and maybe eye colour.
It would take 5+ years to save up for all the work I need, I'm just going to sui... At 25 it's too late to do anything.... I hope you're 18, you might still have a chance at life.
 
It would take 5+ years to save up for all the work I need, I'm just going to sui... At 25 it's too late to do anything.... I hope you're 18, you might still have a chance at life.
I'm 17 soon to be 18.Trting to software engineer max
As gay and generic as this sounds,It's never too late.
 
I'm 17 soon to be 18.Trting to software engineer max
As gay and generic as this sounds,It's never too late.
At 30, unless you're Chad, all you can get is roast beef... It's too late.
 
Quadruple amputee
I would masturbate to spreadsheets that I'd create in Microsoft Excel. I'd use my penis on my touch pad and slide it around, watching as the size of the spreadsheet would change. The bottom of my cock would rub and my semen would shoot onto my screen and splatter my spreadsheet. I've recorded how many times I've done this and where I've shot onto my screen with the graph feature on there (I most commonly land on C2). It's just that the design of Excel is so eloquent and sexy that I get a hard on each time I even think about it. In fact, you can actually get Microsoft Excel right now through a free trial on our site. Microsoft Excel learns your patterns, organizing your data to save you time. You can create spreadsheets with ease from templates or on your own, and perform calculations with modern formulas.


I've still got mine. There's no shame use microsoft excel
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-Linda from Sanctioning
Based and excelpilled
At 30, unless you're Chad, all you can get is roast beef... It's too late.
More like 20
 
porn version of Love and marriage
 
Photo of gazelle
 
When I was young it was a video of minecraft characters fucking and a creeper joined in
 
A picture of a dead foid on bestgore
 

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