Weird things you did as a minor

[ironmanlet321]

I would tilt the tv screen and turn the volume low when I watched Family Guy as a tween.

 

[Dionysus]

bite bananas without peeling it

 

[Damo the incel]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

 

[carticel]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

 

[Incellectual]

I unironically tried casting spells and doing magic when I was in early middle school jfl. I also would try to talk about ww2 with random kids all the time which weirded out a lot of them.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Used the urinal with my pants down

 

[Dionysus]

I unironically tried casting spells and doing magic when I was in early middle school jfl. I also would try to talk about ww2 with random kids all the time which weirded out a lot of them.

damn man I wish i could see this happen irl

 

[Murdoch89]

Throw rocks at schoolbuses

 

[Gyros_Pretcel]

I unironically tried casting spells and doing magic when I was in early middle school jfl. I also would try to talk about ww2 with random kids all the time which weirded out a lot of them.

The chad ww2 kiddo ancient switch versus the virgin ancient kiddo ww2 switch.

 

[TINMAN]

Climb trees in different parks near where I lived so that I could avoid my family and other people. I usually brought something to pass the time like a gameboy or a book. It's surprising how comfortable certain species of tree are for sitting in.

 

[Deleted member 5712]

Pretend to be gay since no girl wanted to fuck me so I thought at least I could be that one gay BFF that gets to have sleepovers and see them in their underwear. Or shit like what Adam Sandler did to Jessica Biel. Feel tits and shit

Straight or gay it never mattered. I was ugly and that is all women ever care about.

 

[0x3nf4rt]

I'd rip a page off my notebook if I wasn't satisfied with how the first letter of the first word I wrote looked

 

[iKillCucks]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

 

[streetlyte]

Pretend to be gay since no girl wanted to fuck me so I thought at least I could be that one gay BFF that gets to have sleepovers and see them in their underwear. Or shit like what Adam Sandler did to Jessica Biel. Feel tits and shit

Straight or gay it never mattered. I was ugly and that is all women ever care about.

JFL

 

[Sans]

Pretend to be gay since no girl wanted to fuck me so I thought at least I could be that one gay BFF that gets to have sleepovers and see them in their underwear. Or shit like what Adam Sandler did to Jessica Biel. Feel tits and shit

Straight or gay it never mattered. I was ugly and that is all women ever care about.

When I was like 14 I pretended to be gay for SJW oppression points

 

[Deleted member 21908]

i used to get a knife and stab the walls to release my anger and also talk to myself, my parents though I had some sort of disorder for a while

 

[chadalwayswins]

When I was like 14 I pretended to be gay for SJW oppression points

might be a viable strategy now actually

 

[Deleted member 16624]

rub my neaked body with shaving cream and slide on the floor

 

[Deleted member 19079]

bite bananas without peeling it

fast banana?

 

[Dionysus]

fast banana?

no i did it slowly ngl

 

[Deleted member 16624]

no i did it slowly ngl

thats pretty hot

 

[Deleted member 21514]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

Same but not every day tbh

 

[Deleted member 5712]

rub my neaked body with shaving cream and slide on the floor

no lie some boys in my high school used to do the same thing after gym. they would lather up with whatever the fuck they used and slide across the gym showers. a few people thought it was funny but i was disgusted.

1) gym shower floors are incredibly dirty
2) they were naked when they would do this
3) they would stack up on top of each other like a sled or some shit
4) i had to wait until they were done so i could enter and take my quick 30 second rinse before the bell rang

 

[Deleted member 16624]

no lie some boys in my high school used to do the same thing after gym. they would lather up with whatever the fuck they used and slide across the gym showers. a few people thought it was funny but i was disgusted.

1) gym shower floors are incredibly dirty
2) they were naked when they would do this
3) they would stack up on top of each other like a sled or some shit
4) i had to wait until they were done so i could enter and take my quick 30 second rinse before the bell rang

I would join them tbh.Jestermaxxers

 

[Deleted member 22907]

Socialize

 

[blond_elf_bard]

I unironically tried casting spells and doing magic when I was in early middle school jfl. I also would try to talk about ww2 with random kids all the time which weirded out a lot of them.

Based

Used the urinal with my pants down

Lowinhibmogs me

no lie some boys in my high school used to do the same thing after gym. they would lather up with whatever the fuck they used and slide across the gym showers. a few people thought it was funny but i was disgusted.

1) gym shower floors are incredibly dirty
2) they were naked when they would do this
3) they would stack up on top of each other like a sled or some shit
4) i had to wait until they were done so i could enter and take my quick 30 second rinse before the bell rang

What the fuck.

 

[sub8male]

I thought that “personality” mattered until I was 16.

 

[Capable_Onion]

Spat in a girl's face when I was about 10

She didn't even bother me or anything, I just didn't like her

 

[Indari]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

 

[Mr Joyboy]

I used to masturbate in the school toilets every day

Even weekends? Hardcore.