Weird items doctor removed from vagina and penis

[Bedford Stye]

From metro health. E R. Physicians.

Vajeen: a rock, a phone, a bag of pretzels, a bar of Irish spring, and a double a battery.

Peen: a plastic fork, a dominoe, a cufflink, and a tampon.

Q:-- let's just hope the dumb fuck stuck the fork HANDLE FIRST. Imagine the tongs going up the hole.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Imagine how bad it would hurt squeezing that into and stretching your dick hole and not being able to pee until it’s out

 

[SchrodingersDick]

My dick hurts just thinking about any of those items being crammed down my pee hole

 

[Bedford Stye]

Imagine how bad it would hurt squeezing that into and stretching your dick hole and not being able to pee until it’s out