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Brutal Ways to become Chad (Brutal Moneypill)

yez

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Yes brothers there are ways to become a gigachad. We don't have superior genes so our ingredient is "MONEY". Yes with the ways that I'll tell we can become a gigachad. Brothers I checked the prices so we'll need about more than a 800,000$ or more than a million (depends on the doctor quality).


1) Height: This might be our biggest problem ever. But we can fix it. From our money depository we will pay the money and we can become 6ft. But there are risks. You may not walk again and become paralysis. It will cost about 500,000$ with medicines and physiotherapy.


2) Face: This is complicated thing brothers. We'll need a jawline firstly. Jawline might be cheap but at incels like us we will need more than one sessions. After that we will do rhinoplasty. We also need bichectomy. Then we will need eyebrow esthetics. And we need hunter eyes so we need blefaroplasty. We need good white theeth too. Face surgery has no risks. All of these will cost around 200,000$.

3) Body: So we made our height surgery and face surgeries. Now we need muscular body brothers. This needs some work, we need to do gymcelling but we will pay for steroids. Steroids may be is way cheaper than surgeries. But with Chad height and face you will say its worth it.

4)Dick: Brothers, im sorry but the maximum penis largement is about 1inch. So if you are 4inch dicklet your dick will be 5inch. And we all know that foids want more than 8 inch powerful dicks. But even 1inch largement is okay because we will be a gigachad and being gigachad makes foids too wet. We also need girth too. We also need disfunction surgery so we can brutally fuck foids for hours. Penis surgeries will cost about 200,000-250,000$.


5)Voice and skin color: Yes brothers. We are at the end. Last couple of surgeries than we are a gigachad. If you are not white you can change your skin with surgery. If you don't have deep voice you can have deep voice with surgery. These surgeries will cost about 100,000$.

After we complete all of these we are gigachad. Enjoy your life.
 
omg so easy why didn’t I think of this before
 
Then end up an uncanny Van Gough painting.
You need to focus on surgeries that can balance your face, you cant just turn your face into Chad.
 
Then end up an uncanny Van Gough painting.
You need to focus on surgeries that can balance your face, you cant just turn your face into Chad.
 
Then end up an uncanny Van Gough painting.
You need to focus on surgeries that can balance your face, you cant just turn your face into Chad.
Or just take a shower
 
4)Dick: Brothers, im sorry but the maximum penis largement is about 1inch. So if you are 4inch dicklet your dick will be 5inch. And we all know that foids want more than 8 inch powerful dicks. But even 1inch largement is okay because we will be a gigachad and being gigachad makes foids too wet. We also need girth too. We also need disfunction surgery so we can brutally fuck foids for hours. Penis surgeries will cost about 200,000-250,000$.
We could get penis transplant from a dead person, some trannies are doing it already.
 

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