IronMike
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Storytime:
My grandmother is in her 80s and starting to go senile. She doesn't have dementia, but will repeat something she told you an hour ago. Anyway, she lives in a senior apartment complex for old folks, and invited me and my mom to dinner tonight. My dad and brother were working.
So we go, and go into the cafe area at the complex, and the first thing I notice are the 19-25y/o waitresses serving the food. I quietly say to myself "FML".
So we sit down, and a 6/10 white brunette comes to our table and hands out the menu. When she gives me my menu, my grandma says "This is my grandson". I could feel my forehead starting to shine with sweat beads and my body heat increasing. I look at her and we exchange forced "How are you?/Great/Goods"
So while we are leaving, my grandmother says, "This is my grandson" to the same waitress, this time adding that I will be getting a new job. She nods her head, then changes the subject that she will be having the day off. My grandma asks her what she has planned, and the waitress says, that she has a date, I vehemently rolled my eyes, ensuring that she saw me. She then says, "Its our first date". My grandma tells her, "Don't worry you have an amazing personalteehee". The waitress says, "Thanks but every guy i've dealt with has been a jerk." In my mind, I'm thinking to myself "Well no wonder, I can tell you have a tattoo sleeve you slut. You probably have had sex with several guys since high school. You probably think I'm a virgin, and you would be right. You probably think I'm a 16 year old kid, even though I'm probably 3 years your senior. You probably think I'm a massive loser, because what other young man eats dinner with him Mommy and Grandma.
Sorry, had to vent. Now I'm going to see if I can find her on FB so I can fap my frustrations and fantasize about hate fucking her tonight.
My grandmother is in her 80s and starting to go senile. She doesn't have dementia, but will repeat something she told you an hour ago. Anyway, she lives in a senior apartment complex for old folks, and invited me and my mom to dinner tonight. My dad and brother were working.
So we go, and go into the cafe area at the complex, and the first thing I notice are the 19-25y/o waitresses serving the food. I quietly say to myself "FML".
So we sit down, and a 6/10 white brunette comes to our table and hands out the menu. When she gives me my menu, my grandma says "This is my grandson". I could feel my forehead starting to shine with sweat beads and my body heat increasing. I look at her and we exchange forced "How are you?/Great/Goods"
So while we are leaving, my grandmother says, "This is my grandson" to the same waitress, this time adding that I will be getting a new job. She nods her head, then changes the subject that she will be having the day off. My grandma asks her what she has planned, and the waitress says, that she has a date, I vehemently rolled my eyes, ensuring that she saw me. She then says, "Its our first date". My grandma tells her, "Don't worry you have an amazing personalteehee". The waitress says, "Thanks but every guy i've dealt with has been a jerk." In my mind, I'm thinking to myself "Well no wonder, I can tell you have a tattoo sleeve you slut. You probably have had sex with several guys since high school. You probably think I'm a virgin, and you would be right. You probably think I'm a 16 year old kid, even though I'm probably 3 years your senior. You probably think I'm a massive loser, because what other young man eats dinner with him Mommy and Grandma.
Sorry, had to vent. Now I'm going to see if I can find her on FB so I can fap my frustrations and fantasize about hate fucking her tonight.