Spidey
Peter Parker
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So I'm feeling hungry after school and i go to the local supermarket to get their special sandwich, snack and drink deal. After spending ages trying to find the snack part, I finally start queuing up. I see about 2 people in front of me in the queue, 2 cashiers and a random woman standing to the side of the cashier stands.
The cashiers were cracking random jokes about some confused guy that didn't know how to leave the supermarket. Anyway, I got to the front of the queue and the cashier does the usual greeting and I put the items down. Then she says "My sister wants to hug you". I opened my mouth in surprise and was going to reply "My sister isn't here" (yes I couldn't comprehend anyone else's sister hugging me but my OWN) but before I could say anything she looked over at that random woman standing next to the till. The woman then says "He's so cute". I immediately started fuming in my head but I tried to keep calm and said "Oh, okay." She then said "I don't want to embarrass him". I then noticed that the cashier was obese but her sister was skinny (idk it just caught my eye). Anyway, I took my items and left after a few random glance exchanges with them.
What the fuck is this shit? I'm "so cute" and she "doesn't want to embarrass me" - does this not mean she looks on me as a lesser being? Do you think she says this stuff to Chad? Of course not. Like seriously, I am convinced this is some next level fauxflirting because it was fucking embarrassing and no I didn't hug this random woman.
I feel like a cuck after that experience and am not sure if I am being autistic. This is the kind of condescending bullsht your grandma does.
The cashiers were cracking random jokes about some confused guy that didn't know how to leave the supermarket. Anyway, I got to the front of the queue and the cashier does the usual greeting and I put the items down. Then she says "My sister wants to hug you". I opened my mouth in surprise and was going to reply "My sister isn't here" (yes I couldn't comprehend anyone else's sister hugging me but my OWN) but before I could say anything she looked over at that random woman standing next to the till. The woman then says "He's so cute". I immediately started fuming in my head but I tried to keep calm and said "Oh, okay." She then said "I don't want to embarrass him". I then noticed that the cashier was obese but her sister was skinny (idk it just caught my eye). Anyway, I took my items and left after a few random glance exchanges with them.
What the fuck is this shit? I'm "so cute" and she "doesn't want to embarrass me" - does this not mean she looks on me as a lesser being? Do you think she says this stuff to Chad? Of course not. Like seriously, I am convinced this is some next level fauxflirting because it was fucking embarrassing and no I didn't hug this random woman.
I feel like a cuck after that experience and am not sure if I am being autistic. This is the kind of condescending bullsht your grandma does.