Clavicus Vile
I sold your soul for a daedric fleshlight
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- Jan 14, 2024
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Went into the store, I grabbed me 3 cute animal plushies and didn’t give a fuck, I have nothing to lose. This cute white foid with glasses was so disgusted by me, she didn’t even wanna check me out, she sent me to the self check out machine after she finished checking out a old head nigger, she was joking and laughing with him but for me she was quiet and weirded out.
My autistic ass didn’t know how to use a cvs self check out machine so I asked for help, and while helping me she dropped one of my plushies out of fear of getting too close to me.
I bought 4, one fox for my sister, one leopard key chain plush for my mom, and two for me. I bought a leopard for me because they are the second most dangerous big cats just under tigers when it comes to which big cat kill the most humans every year, based leopard. And I bought a pig for me too because I feel like a disgusting pig so I should be cuddling with one.
I don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks about it, not anyone online or offline. But I am gonna hide the two I bought for myself because I don’t need to be told how weird I am or whatever. I have no regrets and I will buy more in the future.
Anyways how do I clean the damn things? Every website tells me something different.
My autistic ass didn’t know how to use a cvs self check out machine so I asked for help, and while helping me she dropped one of my plushies out of fear of getting too close to me.
I bought 4, one fox for my sister, one leopard key chain plush for my mom, and two for me. I bought a leopard for me because they are the second most dangerous big cats just under tigers when it comes to which big cat kill the most humans every year, based leopard. And I bought a pig for me too because I feel like a disgusting pig so I should be cuddling with one.
I don’t give a shit about what anyone thinks about it, not anyone online or offline. But I am gonna hide the two I bought for myself because I don’t need to be told how weird I am or whatever. I have no regrets and I will buy more in the future.
Anyways how do I clean the damn things? Every website tells me something different.