Brutal was about to finally jack off after 2 days and dad texts me the start of my fap

[inceloser]

the biggest turn offs for me is my parents or family. im very precise when it comes to fapping, i need to be in a completely dark room, every door locked, nice glass of water (chilled) next to me and waiting for me after im done, and pure silence. the sound of my family, or anything off putting is enough to make me soft these days.

back then when i was in my prime, i would jack off wherever. once i shared a bed with my mother and i still jacked off and watched porn while she was asleep
and when i was 13-15 i hardly ever had a phone so if i wanted to watch porn id have to jack off to my imagination.

now and days im so heavily caculated. once i saw that message from my father, my dick went SOFT immidentally and its like i lost all my testostrone in that split second. wtf man. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

fapping is my stress reliver and i cant do shit right now, gonna try and calm down and try to relax and clear my head before i try again tonight.

 

[FrothySolutions]

You associate self-harm with self-pleasure, so I have to imagine you have an unhealthy relationship with fapping.

 

[WØLF]

You need a cold glass of water too? Nigga needs to be in zen mode to bust a nut

back then when i was in my prime, i would jack off wherever. once i shared a bed with my mother and i still jacked off and watched porn while she was asleep

Not even batman could get this information out of me

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

how is your asian auntie ?

 

[Gokubro]

I've been fapping my whole life with parents at home. And you know what? I do not regret a SINGLE time.

 

[Mrugly420]

Blacks.

 

[gummybearcel]

wankers.is

 

[inceloser]

this larp account of yours is definitely the most effort I've seen, a lot of people fell for it

its not larp sadly. im open here because no one knows who i am so i let it all out

 

[inceloser]

how is your asian auntie ?

slowly deteriating (cant spell man, but yk what im trying to say)

 

[asdfghjqbbbb]

slowly deteriating (cant spell man, but yk what im trying to say)

still wish she was your mother?

 

[DonezoTheClown]

back then when i was in my prime

Aren't you like 18 or some shit?

 

[inceloser]

still wish she was your mother?

no, i wish no one was my mother

Aren't you like 18 or some shit?

yes and this is the best ill ever be. im gonna go donwhill from here jfl

 

[Friezacel]

This shit is so annoying. No one writes me all day and suddenly when i start to fap everyone is writing me

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

 

[Mrugly420]

still wish she was your mother?

Die nigger

 

[inceloser]

This shit is so annoying. No one writes me all day and suddenly when i start to fap everyone is writing me

frrr bruh like for fucks sake

 

[Rabbi Schneerson]

This has happened to me numerous times where someone would call me or pull up outside before I started it’s god trying to stop us

 

[NorthernWind]

Don't fap.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

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[Valiant Virgin]

When I stayed with my parents, I would usually just wait until they were asleep before masturbating.

 

[based_meme]

im very precise when it comes to fapping, i need to be in a completely dark room, every door locked, nice glass of water (chilled) next to me and waiting for me after im done, and pure silence.

@gymletethnicel nigga needs the stars to align for a quick fap.

 

[gymletethnicel]

@gymletethnicel nigga needs the stars to align for a quick fap.

Currycels will fap in a busy mall when the need arises, but this guy needs to be in the perfect situation

 

[gymletethnicel]

@gymletethnicel nigga needs the stars to align for a quick fap.

Currycels will fap in a busy mall when the need arises, but this guy needs to be in the perfect situation

 

[based_meme]

Currycels will fap in a busy mall when the need arises, but this guy needs to be in the perfect situation