Venting Want to Jerk Off SO BADLY

[Deleted member 43188]

On Fridays at work we get drunk at the end of day. I just got back.... We drink loads of beer and champaign all expensed by the company. I don't want to engage in said degeneracy but it's better than wasting money on beers at bars which I'll inevitably do otherwise. I want to jerk off SO BADLY in this buzzed state but I know I will regret it, WISH ME LUCK BROS

 

[SayanimCel]

Nobody's stopping you

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

Nobody's stopping you, GrAYcel

 

[Deleted member 31999]

Why don't you masturbate? You're cucking yourself.

 

[Incelius Savage]

Use it or lose it.

 

[Deleted member 43188]

Nobody's stopping you

I'm stopping myself

Why don't you masturbate? You're cucking yourself.

Because two reasons

1) It's cucked

Jerking off to the thought of having sex with a girl is totally cucked. I am letting her infiltrate my mind and take it over.

2) Energy draining.

I want to use my energy for productive endevour, not jerking off my little penis.

 

[Deleted member 31999]

Jerking off to the thought of having sex with a girl is totally cucked. I am letting her infiltrate my mind and take it over.

Just watch hentai if you are that concerned about that. Or draw your own if you don't want the artists to infiltrate your mind as well.

I want to use my energy for productive endevour, not jerking off my little penis.

Tell me more about this productive endeavor.

 

[Deleted member 43188]

Just watch hentai if you are that concerned about that. Or draw your own if you don't want the artists to infiltrate your mind as well.


Tell me more about this productive endeavor.

>Tell me more about this productive endeavor.

I'm a financial consultant trying to partnermax at my firm and become an oligarch.

 

[Deleted member 31999]

I'm a financial consultant trying to partnermax at my firm and become an oligarch.

Cool. I wish you luck.

 

[Ritalincel]

just coom™

 

[Zogpilled]

Who cares just do it. Life’s too short not to coom

 

[Beaviscel]

DO IT! AND GET SOME BEER, TOO!

 

[Garbage Life]

jerk off

 

[Beaviscel]

jerk off

YEAH!

 

[kretschmer]

do it