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GeckoBus

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I have given up on ascending because I'm too autistic so I decided to spend my money on an escort. My Mother dropped off some food at my apartment so I don't need to buy groceries. I talked to this guy on telegram about it and he told me about the best escorts in the area. I tried to call this Turkish girl but she wouldn't pick up so I called another one. I was awkward over the phone and she kept making me repeat what I was saying jfl. She gave me the details. I'm too autistic to take the bus so I walked all the way to the location. I got lots of dirty looks from people in the street as I have a weird gait and I look ethnic and autistic.

I think I walked for around 30 minutes before I got there. I always have to show up early so I must have been maybe an hour early. I walked around in the supermarket for around 20 minutes before going outside the place we were meant to meet in. Someone asked me what I was doing and I said that I was waiting for someone. People were giving me weird looks. I think they may have an idea what's going on out there. I didn't see her for 5 minutes past the time we were meant to meet so I texted her and she let me into the building. I then went in and she got angry at me for being late. The apartment she was in seemed to look in good condition it wasn't like a crack house which is what I was expecting. My feet were kind of smelling so she made me shower.

She sat on the bed on her phone while I did it. It was really awkward. I took a condom out but then she said "let me do it" and she stretched it out and spat in it before sliding it onto my dick which made me kind of hard. She then started sucking it and it felt kind of good even though it was behind a piece of rubber. She looked really dissatisfied while doing it. I was just standing there with my hands down awkwardly while she was doing it. I have pelvic tilt so it would have looked funny to an outsider just lol. I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before but I hid it the best I could because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was. It basically got me pretty hard compared to where I initially was.

We then got onto the bed and had sex. I wanted to do missionary since it was my first time. I put my penis in her vagina and even though I had a condom on it felt like heaven. I could feel her feminine insides against my penis. I started to thrust in and out and I came from the pleasure fast. After that I spread my arms and legs out and went "woooaaaahhhhh" while on top of her but she just gave me a dirty look. She asked me if I wanted to do anything else but I said no and just put on my clothes and left without saying much. It cost around 85 euro (I don't want to say the exact amount).

Realizing what I missed out on was brutal for me walking back to my apartment. I saw a younger couple holding hands in public and felt pathetic. Yes being in a relationship is cucked but at least they are not me having to pay an escort to have sex with a condom on. Other people have been doing this for years. It was defiantly worth it for the experience and I would recommend anyone on here to do it. I think its the craziest thing I've ever done.

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@VitaminS @PLA1092 @uglycel122
 
parzurnacs

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PLA1092

PLA1092

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You mog me with inhibition, tbh. :lul:
 
Cletus Longthing

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Never pay a whore
 
Retardinator

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sounds disgusting tbh

never got the appeal of escortmaxxing
 
bimmercel

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I have given up on ascending because I'm too autistic so I decided to spend my money on an escort. My Mother dropped off some food at my apartment so I don't need to buy groceries. I talked to this guy on telegram about it and he told me about the best escorts in the area. I tried to call this Turkish girl but she wouldn't pick up so I called another one. I was awkward over the phone and she kept making me repeat what I was saying jfl. She gave me the details. I'm too autistic to take the bus so I walked all the way to the location. I got lots of dirty looks from people in the street as I have a weird gait and I look ethnic and autistic.

I think I walked for around 30 minutes before I got there. I always have to show up early so I must have been maybe an hour early. I walked around in the supermarket for around 20 minutes before going outside the place we were meant to meet in. Someone asked me what I was doing and I said that I was waiting for someone. People were giving me weird looks. I think they may have an idea what's going on out there. I didn't see her for 5 minutes past the time we were meant to meet so I texted her and she let me into the building. I then went in and she got angry at me for being late. The apartment she was in seemed to look in good condition it wasn't like a crack house which is what I was expecting. My feet were kind of smelling so she made me shower.

She sat on the bed on her phone while I did it. It was really awkward. I took a condom out but then she said "let me do it" and she stretched it out and spat in it before sliding it onto my dick which made me kind of hard. She then started sucking it and it felt kind of good even though it was behind a piece of rubber. She looked really dissatisfied while doing it. I was just standing there with my hands down awkwardly while she was doing it. I have pelvic tilt so it would have looked funny to an outsider just lol. I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before but I hid it the best I could because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was. It basically got me pretty hard compared to where I initially was.

We then got onto the bed and had sex. I wanted to do missionary since it was my first time. I put my penis in her vagina and even though I had a condom on it felt like heaven. I could feel her feminine insides against my penis. I started to thrust in and out and I came from the pleasure fast. After that I spread my arms and legs out and went "woooaaaahhhhh" while on top of her but she just gave me a dirty look. She asked me if I wanted to do anything else but I said no and just put on my clothes and left without saying much. It cost around 85 euro (I don't want to say the exact amount).

Realizing what I missed out on was brutal for me walking back to my apartment. I saw a younger couple holding hands in public and felt pathetic. Yes being in a relationship is cucked but at least they are not me having to pay an escort to have sex with a condom on. Other people have been doing this for years. It was defiantly worth it for the experience and I would recommend anyone on here to do it. I think its the craziest thing I've ever done.

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@VitaminS @PLA1092 @uglycel122
Lüg mal hier nicht rum, den AMI Fotzen kannst du diese Scheisse verkaufen nicht mir. Man sieht sich in der Unban Abteilung.
 
HomicidalSuicidal88

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Escortmaxxing should be banned for being fakecel
 
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GeckoBus

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Never pay a whore
Nigga women are the vast majority of customer purchases and government recipients. Money will be funneled into them either way. To deny yourself the experience of sex for principles nobody else cares about isn't logical to me. The only logical reason to me would be laws in your country or not being able to fork out the money. Ill take my escortcelling experience and you can take your principles.
sounds disgusting tbh

never got the appeal of escortmaxxing
I just wanted to know what sex was like before I die.
 
Retardinator

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I just wanted to know what sex was like before I die.
maybe I will change my mind once I become older, but as of now I accepted that I'll die khhv
 
uglycel122

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wow bro the reason i can do it is because i am gmuslim
 
Lonely4Ever

Lonely4Ever

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It gives post-nut clarity on a level that masturbation does not.
 
Kamikaze

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I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before but I hid it the best I could because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was.
 
GeckoBus

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I cry at lots of things. When I was homeless a guy in my shelter showed me a clip of a girl singing on a German TV show and said it was his daughter. He was a compulsive liar though and the girl wasn't even related to him in any way. I cried a the story because im so sensitive. I can't help it kek.
ok sexhaver
Essentially every able bodied man can fuck a hooker/escort so its fair. Casual sex on the other hand is unfair as people do nothing to deserve it. I recommend you give it a go just so you know what it feels like. I think I'm going to be more chilled out now that I have passed a milestone even if it was with a hooker.
 
GeckoBus

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:feelskek::feelskek: :lul:if not larper you are a fucking legend
Dude I have autism its really hard for me to lie. I take everyone literal and can't tell if someone isn't being serious.
 
Copexodius Maximus

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I have given up on ascending because I'm too autistic so I decided to spend my money on an escort. My Mother dropped off some food at my apartment so I don't need to buy groceries. I talked to this guy on telegram about it and he told me about the best escorts in the area. I tried to call this Turkish girl but she wouldn't pick up so I called another one. I was awkward over the phone and she kept making me repeat what I was saying jfl. She gave me the details. I'm too autistic to take the bus so I walked all the way to the location. I got lots of dirty looks from people in the street as I have a weird gait and I look ethnic and autistic.

I think I walked for around 30 minutes before I got there. I always have to show up early so I must have been maybe an hour early. I walked around in the supermarket for around 20 minutes before going outside the place we were meant to meet in. Someone asked me what I was doing and I said that I was waiting for someone. People were giving me weird looks. I think they may have an idea what's going on out there. I didn't see her for 5 minutes past the time we were meant to meet so I texted her and she let me into the building. I then went in and she got angry at me for being late. The apartment she was in seemed to look in good condition it wasn't like a crack house which is what I was expecting. My feet were kind of smelling so she made me shower.

She sat on the bed on her phone while I did it. It was really awkward. I took a condom out but then she said "let me do it" and she stretched it out and spat in it before sliding it onto my dick which made me kind of hard. She then started sucking it and it felt kind of good even though it was behind a piece of rubber. She looked really dissatisfied while doing it. I was just standing there with my hands down awkwardly while she was doing it. I have pelvic tilt so it would have looked funny to an outsider just lol. I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before but I hid it the best I could because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was. It basically got me pretty hard compared to where I initially was.

We then got onto the bed and had sex. I wanted to do missionary since it was my first time. I put my penis in her vagina and even though I had a condom on it felt like heaven. I could feel her feminine insides against my penis. I started to thrust in and out and I came from the pleasure fast. After that I spread my arms and legs out and went "woooaaaahhhhh" while on top of her but she just gave me a dirty look. She asked me if I wanted to do anything else but I said no and just put on my clothes and left without saying much. It cost around 85 euro (I don't want to say the exact amount).

Realizing what I missed out on was brutal for me walking back to my apartment. I saw a younger couple holding hands in public and felt pathetic. Yes being in a relationship is cucked but at least they are not me having to pay an escort to have sex with a condom on. Other people have been doing this for years. It was defiantly worth it for the experience and I would recommend anyone on here to do it. I think its the craziest thing I've ever done.

Tagging people who asked to be tagged:

@VitaminS @PLA1092 @uglycel122
Over for crybaby cels
 
tulasdanslos

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I'm happy for you brocel. Although it's pretty fucked that you felt robbed out of life by normies. Still, escortcelling is the most we can make out of inceldom.

Are you still in that site? The singaporeancel kicked me out idk why.
 
Glerforpus

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I saw a younger couple holding hands in public and felt pathetic. Yes being in a relationship is cucked but at least they are not me having to pay an escort to have sex with a condom on
This is why I think escortcelling is cucked and pointless. It's not gonna give us that love that we want.
 
NihilisticSoul

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This might be me in the future, but i will have to wageslave like crazy first.
 
lemon21

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That seems like what one would expect from an incel paying a whore to get laid, sadly.
 
Mortis

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Giga lifefuel brocel. Wish I was this low inhib. Knowing myself I'd probably bail if she asks me to pull down my pants. Did you feel it was worth it?
 
NorwoodVictim

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Will you keep escortmaxxing or was a one time to loose the V card?
 
VitaminS

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lol, you, as someone already said, mog me, low inhib

sounds like it was a good experiance for you

I also have an anterior pelvic tilt :feelsUnreal:
 
nohope.

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op should get a warning for bragging
 
ResidentHell

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Clearly OP is :bluepill:. Seems those high IQ posts were just poetic ramblings mixed with :blackpill: rhetoric
 
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Siegfried

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Weird flex but ok
 
GeckoBus

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Giga lifefuel brocel. Wish I was this low inhib. Knowing myself I'd probably bail if she asks me to pull down my pants. Did you feel it was worth it?
It was worth it for a once off experience but I don't think I will do it regularly. I'm short on cash this week due to it. I wouldn't have done it if my mother didn't drop off food.
lol, you, as someone already said, mog me, low inhib

sounds like it was a good experiance for you

I also have an anterior pelvic tilt :feelsUnreal:
I also have wide hips and a big ass. It makes me look comical. I think its an autism trait.
Clearly OP is :bluepill:. Seems those high IQ posts were just poetic ramblings mixed with :blackpill: rhetoric
Why?
 
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Good for you my boy. Banging escorts is a good cope.
 
Praise the Sun

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Are you a Germancel?
 
BornToLose

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She sounds like a real bitch but not too expensive so good for you I guess.
 
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They can't even give you the decency of hiding their disgust.
 
ResidentHell

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^^^
She then started sucking it and it felt kind of good even though it was behind a piece of rubber
I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before
You somehow managed to cognitively associate the experience of having your dick sucked by a hooker while wearing a rubber sleve with being given "affection" (albeit by a hooker) --- Unless it was just poor choice of words, these quotes were clearly inspired by :bluepill: thought process
 
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Goosecel

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Kill escortcels
Behead escortcels
Round house kick an escortcel into the concrete
 
Gutless

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:lul::lul::lul: this was hilarious
After that I spread my arms and legs out and went "woooaaaahhhhh" while on top of her but she just gave me a dirty look.

:feelskek: wooooaaahhhhhcel
 
cripplecel

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I want to fuck whores
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS

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least autistescortcel
 
K9Otaku

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I have given up on ascending because I'm too autistic so I decided to spend my money on an escort. My Mother dropped off some food at my apartment so I don't need to buy groceries. I talked to this guy on telegram about it and he told me about the best escorts in the area. I tried to call this Turkish girl but she wouldn't pick up so I called another one. I was awkward over the phone and she kept making me repeat what I was saying jfl. She gave me the details. I'm too autistic to take the bus so I walked all the way to the location. I got lots of dirty looks from people in the street as I have a weird gait and I look ethnic and autistic.

I think I walked for around 30 minutes before I got there. I always have to show up early so I must have been maybe an hour early. I walked around in the supermarket for around 20 minutes before going outside the place we were meant to meet in. Someone asked me what I was doing and I said that I was waiting for someone. People were giving me weird looks. I think they may have an idea what's going on out there. I didn't see her for 5 minutes past the time we were meant to meet so I texted her and she let me into the building. I then went in and she got angry at me for being late. The apartment she was in seemed to look in good condition it wasn't like a crack house which is what I was expecting. My feet were kind of smelling so she made me shower.

She sat on the bed on her phone while I did it. It was really awkward. I took a condom out but then she said "let me do it" and she stretched it out and spat in it before sliding it onto my dick which made me kind of hard. She then started sucking it and it felt kind of good even though it was behind a piece of rubber. She looked really dissatisfied while doing it. I was just standing there with my hands down awkwardly while she was doing it. I have pelvic tilt so it would have looked funny to an outsider just lol. I started crying slightly because nobody has given me this much affection before but I hid it the best I could because I didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was. It basically got me pretty hard compared to where I initially was.

We then got onto the bed and had sex. I wanted to do missionary since it was my first time. I put my penis in her vagina and even though I had a condom on it felt like heaven. I could feel her feminine insides against my penis. I started to thrust in and out and I came from the pleasure fast. After that I spread my arms and legs out and went "woooaaaahhhhh" while on top of her but she just gave me a dirty look. She asked me if I wanted to do anything else but I said no and just put on my clothes and left without saying much. It cost around 85 euro (I don't want to say the exact amount).

Realizing what I missed out on was brutal for me walking back to my apartment. I saw a younger couple holding hands in public and felt pathetic. Yes being in a relationship is cucked but at least they are not me having to pay an escort to have sex with a condom on. Other people have been doing this for years. It was defiantly worth it for the experience and I would recommend anyone on here to do it. I think its the craziest thing I've ever done.

Tagging people who asked to be tagged:

@VitaminS @PLA1092 @uglycel122
Excellent. Extra points also for talking about it here. The idiots who complain are illogical retards (want sex but don't want what's available)
 
M.Yass

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You said in another thread that you lived off $6 a day :feelswhat: How'd you pay for this whore, neetbux? :feelskek:
 
Luzifer

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@ADHD_cel thoughts?
 
General Alek

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feminine insides :lul:

poor guy got banned
 

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