Theory "Virgin" Maria fucked a blue eyed blonde white chad and got pregnant. To avoid getting stoned to death she claimed she was impregnated by God

[verzetn]

the blue eyed blonde chad could be from some merchant's son who went to the Levant. alternatively, middle east also had some blue eyed blond guys in antiquity with the repeated aryan invasions (e.g. iraq and iran both had lots of white phenotypes, before the mongols came and genocided the urban population in 1200s, of course) so it's not impossible the guy's from middle east itself.

foid Maria, of the mediteranean pheno type , some random urban girl, virgin, immediately fell in love with the chad, slept with him, and got pregnant by the big load from this guy.

she'd be stoned once she's found out. so foid being foid, she lied. she claimed she was still a virgin and got impregnated by God

a theory i can think of, is that the white chad, DID NOT actually penetrate her in the pussy

what they did was "experimenting". the white chad fucked Maria in the ass, also Maria kissed his dick and balls. they just purposefully avoided the pussy. the chad eventually cummed after fucking maria's ass, and the cum DRIPPED down her dark asshole after the fucking, and some of the cum, after dripping down from the asshole , flowed inward the pussy as a result

therefore, even tho the hymen was intact, maria got impregnated accidently nevetheless. thats why she totally didnt expect to be pregnant.

the tribesmen had elder women who then examined maria's pussy hole, and discovered her hymen was in fact, intact. how could that be?

MUST BE GOD'S WILL.

therefore the legend was born, a virgin, got impregnated, must be THE GOD.

jesus was born 9 months later and the rest is history

 

[verzetn]

@Vitarius

 

[Retardinator]

 

[tulasdanslos]

y u tagging the biggest Christcuck in the forum tho?

 

[Chingaquedito]

"Virgin" Maria fucked a blue eyed blonde white chad and got pregnant. To avoid getting stoned to death she claimed she was impregnated by God​

And she was lucky, because her son was born schizophrenic and he believed he was the son of God

 

[Vitarius]

Joseph said he saw an angel saying that Jesus was God's son

 

[Blackpill Monk]

Virgin Mary is a whore, slut

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Virgin Mary is a whore, slut

brutal ancient blackpi

 

[Cletus Longthing]

the blue eyed blonde chad could be from some merchant's son who went to the Levant. alternatively, middle east also had some blue eyed blond guys in antiquity with the repeated aryan invasions (e.g. iraq and iran both had lots of white phenotypes, before the mongols came and genocided the urban population in 1200s, of course) so it's not impossible the guy's from middle east itself.

foid Maria, of the mediteranean pheno type , some random urban girl, virgin, immediately fell in love with the chad, slept with him, and got pregnant by the big load from this guy.

she'd be stoned once she's found out. so foid being foid, she lied. she claimed she was still a virgin and got impregnated by God

a theory i can think of, is that the white chad, DID NOT actually penetrate her in the pussy

what they did was "experimenting". the white chad fucked Maria in the ass, also Maria kissed his dick and balls. they just purposefully avoided the pussy. the chad eventually cummed after fucking maria's ass, and the cum DRIPPED down her dark asshole after the fucking, and some of the cum, after dripping down from the asshole , flowed inward the pussy as a result

therefore, even tho the hymen was intact, maria got impregnated accidently nevetheless. thats why she totally didnt expect to be pregnant.

the tribesmen had elder women who then examined maria's pussy hole, and discovered her hymen was in fact, intact. how could that be?

MUST BE GOD'S WILL.

therefore the legend was born, a virgin, got impregnated, must be THE GOD.

jesus was born 9 months later and the rest is history

Its over

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Joseph said he saw an angel saying that Jesus was God's son

The Angel was the 5'2 balding indian janitor

Its ober

 

[KetamineAddictYoda]

Tiberius Julius Abdes Pantera - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Govid_Dorious]

keep spreading subversive jewish lies goyim

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Potential Rapist]

keep spreading subversive jewish lies goyim

 

[based_meme]

True story. I was there when her asshole got fucked.

 

[Fors4ken]

BIble is an ancient cuck fetish and incest fanfic

 

[Serpents reign]

Virgin Mary is a whore, slut

Jesus was a white man because mary slept with a roman soldier

 

[Shrek]

God is an Annunaki Alien from Zeta Reticuli that created human race with DNA from ancient monkeys and his DNA

Most likely the real story

 

[Drakul]

Well no wonder

 

[Drakul]

the blue eyed blonde chad could be from some merchant's son who went to the Levant. alternatively, middle east also had some blue eyed blond guys in antiquity with the repeated aryan invasions (e.g. iraq and iran both had lots of white phenotypes, before the mongols came and genocided the urban population in 1200s, of course) so it's not impossible the guy's from middle east itself.

foid Maria, of the mediteranean pheno type , some random urban girl, virgin, immediately fell in love with the chad, slept with him, and got pregnant by the big load from this guy.

she'd be stoned once she's found out. so foid being foid, she lied. she claimed she was still a virgin and got impregnated by God

a theory i can think of, is that the white chad, DID NOT actually penetrate her in the pussy

what they did was "experimenting". the white chad fucked Maria in the ass, also Maria kissed his dick and balls. they just purposefully avoided the pussy. the chad eventually cummed after fucking maria's ass, and the cum DRIPPED down her dark asshole after the fucking, and some of the cum, after dripping down from the asshole , flowed inward the pussy as a result

therefore, even tho the hymen was intact, maria got impregnated accidently nevetheless. thats why she totally didnt expect to be pregnant.

the tribesmen had elder women who then examined maria's pussy hole, and discovered her hymen was in fact, intact. how could that be?

MUST BE GOD'S WILL.

therefore the legend was born, a virgin, got impregnated, must be THE GOD.

jesus was born 9 months later and the rest is history

Another theory : he was a Chad but with micropenis so he impregnated her without breaking the Hymen