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Vday gf application

asocialcel

asocialcel

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Hi foids, if you meet the following criteria you are welcome to apply to be my gf :feelsaww:

You must:
  1. Be curry or latina
  2. Between 5'0 to 5'3
  3. Have a bmi between 20 and 23
  4. Be an exceptional cook
  5. Have no tattoos
  6. Not listen to rap music unless it's pre 2010
  7. Have cool, interesting hobbies like drawing, physical activities etc
  8. Know how to play chess at at least a 1000 ELO level
  9. Must not wear skimpy clothes, must have a good sense a fashion too
  10. Have hair to at least shoulder length
  11. Have never installed tinder
  12. Not have an active reddit account
  13. Want at least 5 children
  14. Have a big booty
  15. Have clear skin that isn't dehydrated or damaged
 
why are you here if you think you can get a gf like that
 
Know how to play chess at at least a 1000 ELO level
1675655503752792
 
my requirements

1. virgin

2. not ugly

3. not fat

basically 1/1,000,000
 
16.don't be made by AI
 
Requirements to be my girlfriend

1. Be an nonexistent figment of my imagination

Its pretty simple, this mindset gets me a lot of imaginary pussy.
 
you are not entitled to women, incel :soy:
 
Meanwhile me:

1. Anything with a hole
 

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