Vday gf application

[asocialcel]

Hi foids, if you meet the following criteria you are welcome to apply to be my gf

You must:

1. Be curry or latina
2. Between 5'0 to 5'3
3. Have a bmi between 20 and 23
4. Be an exceptional cook
5. Have no tattoos
6. Not listen to rap music unless it's pre 2010
7. Have cool, interesting hobbies like drawing, physical activities etc
8. Know how to play chess at at least a 1000 ELO level
9. Must not wear skimpy clothes, must have a good sense a fashion too
10. Have hair to at least shoulder length
11. Have never installed tinder
12. Not have an active reddit account
13. Want at least 5 children
14. Have a big booty
15. Have clear skin that isn't dehydrated or damaged

 

[kohlcel]

why are you here if you think you can get a gf like that

 

[PersonalityChad]

Know how to play chess at at least a 1000 ELO level

 

[runforrest]

Know how to play chess at at least a 1000 ELO level

 

[Saint Cho]

my requirements

1. virgin

2. not ugly

3. not fat

basically 1/1,000,000

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

Ok GrAYcel

 

[Med Anime]

16.don't be made by AI

 

[Touch Em 2x Tommy]

Requirements to be my girlfriend

1. Be an nonexistent figment of my imagination

Its pretty simple, this mindset gets me a lot of imaginary pussy.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

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(SNPs are almost ready...)

 

[SlayerSlayer]

you are not entitled to women, incel

 

[Swagpilled]

1. Be curry or latina
2. Between 5'0 to 5'3
3. Have clear skin that isn't dehydrated or damaged

is this list a joke? I can't tell

 

[twascilk99]

Meanwhile me:

1. Anything with a hole

 

[northwesterner]

Not have an active reddit account