Blackpill Updated WILL YOU STAY INCEL FOR LIFE test

[Albero]

27.
Already buying my travel ticket.

 

[Flabcel Repulsive]

Any kind of party, even with relatives, counts as a birthday party.

The reason birthday parties are so important is that they are a very accurate description of both your psychological state and your social standing: no birthday party means that you hate yourself, that your social life failed long ago, that you have lost all hope and that you dread the future instead of welcoming it. And that you don't even want to accommodate your mother's wishes anymore.

Very good observation. I can't even remember the last time I was the object of a birthday party.

 

[Golden Blue]

18.

 

[ColdPillow]

29

 

[jerrycan dan]

32

 

[Lonelycel]

I got 24. Mainly because all my imperfections can be fixed through surgery. But that will take years to happen.

 

[happiless]

33

 

[Inbuddhist]

" I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts"

This question would actually fuck up the stats for people living outside the west. In my country for instance it's extremely extremely rude to call people ugly, unless you are a total outcast people will never say it to your face, it almost never happens unless you are genuinely deformed.

 

[Fontaine]

" I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts"

This question would actually fuck up the stats for people living outside the west. In my country for instance it's extremely extremely rude to call people ugly, unless you are a total outcast people will never say it to your face, it almost never happens unless you are genuinely deformed.

Based North Africa. Do you know why looks are such a taboo there?

 

[Deleted member 7573]

34 I will consider myself 35-40 because I don't have passport

 

[Crustaciouse]

31

 

[SchrodingersDick]

fucking 33

this has been eye opening

 

[Stoiccel]

35.

 

[Kanakops]

20-25

not the best test, need more questions and more details, for exemple I have a twitter account, I use it to follow hentai pages
I don't need a jaw surgery but a noose, cheeks, surgery

 

[Inbuddhist]

Based North Africa. Do you know why looks are such a taboo there?

I think it's a mix of culture and religion, and for guys it's considered kinda gay to talk or refer to talk about other guys looks

 

[Dude420]

33 lost points because of I didn't know what philtrum was

 

[Frottbott]

7 points. I have been contending the entire time that there is absolutely no reason that anybody can point to for why I should be an incel, other than that I am an extremely kind person. I do love RPGs like crazy too

It's a very frustrating position to be in but I do get rated 2.4 in attractiveness on normie looks standards so there is no denying that bullshit. It's such a laughably low number to what my looks actually are that it just confirms in my mind that women are intimidated by me or some shit. I went from 8.5 (was still incel) to 2.4 and I look better than I used to. Something fishy is going on.

 

[Dungcel]

PSA: I'm not advocating for hopelessness and despair with this test. But if you reach a high score, know that statistics and probabilities are against you.

Answer each statement by yes or no.

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts

> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts

> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts

> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt

> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts

> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).

> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts

> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts

> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts

> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts

> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts

> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts

> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts

> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts

28

 

[Zesto]

20-25: if you invest a lot of time and effort into it, you can land a western woman who is 0 to 2 in SMV, run JBW with 0 to 4 women in SEA or EE, and JBW with 0-5 women in extremely poor countries.

Sounds about right.

I got 24 but I believe I may be able to ascend in EA if I put everything I have to it. Maybe even with a 5.

But ascending in East Asia for me is different than running JBW in SEA. To me that means getting a job there, learning the language, etc... a lot more involved than JBW which I feel gives me the edge and makes this dream realistic.

 

[Nemo9065]

26 points. I use insta to stalk people, porn and memes.

Also in high school everyone avoided me because I gave er vibes so I never had a chance to be called ugly

 

[youcandoit]

17
damn are you sure about this test lol?

 

[th62eathhts2]

Yes to all but race. So 38?

 

[MentallyBroken]

33, fml

 

[engineerescortceler]

It's funny because a 5'0 bald 18 y.o white teenager could be able to get 14 points on the scale and be deemed a "fakecel" lol

 

[NeetSupremacist]

ITS FUCKING OVER

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

22

I would be a legit Chad if I wasn't so keen on RPG, history, making money out of thin air (crypto currencies), and also if I didn't know what a philtrum is tbh. It's over.

 

[a1mless]

27, dam.

 

[Curious0]

21

 

[theoldnick]

17
slightly dodging fakecel kek

 

[FaceandHFD]

Sounds about right.

I got 24 but I believe I may be able to ascend in EA if I put everything I have to it. Maybe even with a 5.

But ascending in East Asia for me is different than running JBW in SEA. To me that means getting a job there, learning the language, etc... a lot more involved than JBW which I feel gives me the edge and makes this dream realistic.

Same score.
Plan to move to East Asia after I get my degree and surgeries, so I can comfortably mog 90% of gooks.

 

[deepthroat]

30. I would like to point out that it's not conclusive at all. The thread should be named will you probably stay incel for life.

 

[The Abyss]

29

 

[VST]

21

Actually scratch that, 19 cause I don't have any of those political views.

 

[Mainländer]

38. All except the "black, Asian or Indian" one.