Blackpill Updated WILL YOU STAY INCEL FOR LIFE test

[Fontaine]

PSA: I'm not advocating for hopelessness and despair with this test. But if you reach a high score, know that statistics and probabilities are against you.

Answer each statement by yes or no.

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts

> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts

> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts

> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt

> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts

> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).

> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts

> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts

> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts

> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts

> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts

> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts

> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts

> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts

35-40: you're probably better off forgetting about women and developing solid old bachelor copes. Even SEA game and other JBW games are going to be nigh impossible.

30-35: if you invest a lot of time and effort into it, you might be able to pull off JBW with a soft 3 in a very poor country like Somalia. If you're not white, replace JBW with "passport game" or "sugardaddy game", and lower the SMV of women by 1.

25-30: the same, but upgrade Somalia to Peru.

20-25: if you invest a lot of time and effort into it, you can land a western woman who is 0 to 2 in SMV, run JBW with 0 to 4 women in SEA or EE, and JBW with 0-5 women in extremely poor countries.

15-20: same but add 1 point of SMV to each type of woman.

<15: fakecel / mentalcel / failed normie. High chances of ascension.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
No
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
No
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
Yes
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
No
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
Yes
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
Yes
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
Yes


Woo 34 points

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Fuck i need a lot of money to go to SEA to get hummiliated there too, or live normal, acording to what most here belive about whites..32 points btw.

 

[non_factor]

> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts

Made me spit my drink,lol.

 

[Unwanted]

30 points my nigga

 

[Deleted member 2119]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts

> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts

> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts

> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt

> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts

> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).

> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts

> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts

> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts

> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts

> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts

> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts

> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts

> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts = Not for social things though. Twitter is for peer reviewed journals and instragram for anime pages

 

[StaroRavager]

25

 

[Deleted member 3291]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
Yes
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
Yes
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
No
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
Yes
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
Yes
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
No
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
Yes

 

[UBERCEL]

> I don't have a Twitter account.

 

[VST]

21

 

[SoCalSuifuel]

PSA: I'm not advocating for hopelessness and despair with this test. But if you reach a high score, know that statistics and probabilities are against you.

Answer each statement by yes or no.

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts

> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts

> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts

> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt

> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts

> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).

> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts

> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts

> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts

> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts

> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts

> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts

> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts

> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts

35-40: you're probably better off forgetting about women and developing solid old bachelor copes. Even SEA game and other JBW games are going to be nigh impossible.

30-35: if you invest a lot of time and effort into it, you might be able to pull off JBW with a soft 3 in a very poor country like Somalia. If you're not white, replace JBW with "passport game" or "sugardaddy game", and lower the SMV of women by 1.

25-30: the same, but upgrade Somalia to Peru.

20-25: if you invest a lot of time and effort into it, you can land a western woman who is 0 to 2 in SMV, run JBW with 0 to 4 women in SEA or EE, and JBW with 0-5 women in extremely poor countries.

15-20: same but add 1 point of SMV to each type of woman.

<15: fakecel / mentalcel / failed normie. High chances of ascension.

33

 

[Deleted member 1042]

22

 

[BoltThrower]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
No
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
No
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
Yes
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
No
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
No
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
No
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
No

See you guys in Peru

 

[Moustachcel]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
No
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
No
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
Yes
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
No
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
Yes
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
Yes
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
Yes


Woo 34 points

jfl if you are an incel with a good jaw. these 2 things are an oxymoron

22

ok chad

 

[sorrowfulsad]

20 points, see ya later virgins /s

 

[Moustachcel]

21

Chad reeeee

20 points, see ya later virgins /s

this site is full of chads and fakecels reeeeee

 

[NEETAndTidy]

jfl if you are an incel with a good jaw. these 2 things are an oxymoron

ok chad

Not a good jaw, but not bad enough that I need surgery imo

 

[notafed]

34

 

[Spite]

18

 

[caudino]

20

 

[Creep]

29 points

 

[Gremlincel]

yeah okay Bontaine

 

[Fontaine]

Chad reeeee

this site is full of chads and fakecels reeeeee

Yeah, what's up with all the guys who have a low 20s score? If you have such a score you're volcel

 

[notafed]

yeah okay Bontaine

 

[Fontaine]

18

Okay Chad

 

[Spite]

Okay Chad

I thought I was an ugly virgin NEET with no friends or future, but I guess I was chad all along.

 

[VisVoi]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
Yes
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
Yes
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
Yes
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
No
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
Yes
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
Yes
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
Yes

36

 

[caudino]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
...
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts

a few comments to these points, I hope you don't mind

if I'm going to a restaurant on or near my birthday, with relatives - is that a celebration (or a party LOL)?
I guess not

furthermore, the above is 5 pts, and not being at ease in big social gatherings and parties is 2???
this is a bit strange for me, not being at ease could be 5 and not having a stupid birthday party a 2

finally, not being at ease is a vast understatement in my case. I can be scared shitless in big social gatherings. Maybe asperger stuff

 

[Konon]

10 points here. Feel like Chad rn.

 

[Fontaine]

if I'm going to a restaurant on or near my birthday, with relatives - is that a celebration (or a party LOL)?
I guess not

furthermore, the above is 5 pts, and not being at ease in big social gatherings and parties is 2???
this is a bit strange for me, not being at ease could be 5 and not having a stupid birthday party a 2

finally, not being at ease is a vast understatement in my case. I can be scared shitless in big social gatherings

Any kind of party, even with relatives, counts as a birthday party.

The reason birthday parties are so important is that they are a very accurate description of both your psychological state and your social standing: no birthday party means that you hate yourself, that your social life failed long ago, that you have lost all hope and that you dread the future instead of welcoming it. And that you don't even want to accommodate your mother's wishes anymore.

 

[caudino]

10 points here.

in all seriousness, that's good stuff!

 

[Berserker123]

21

 

[Deleted member 1983]

24

 

[Fontaine]

10 points here. Feel like Chad rn.

Why are you here, dude?

 

[caudino]

The reason birthday parties are so important is that they are a very accurate description of both your psychological state and your social standing: no birthday party means that you hate yourself, that your social life failed long ago, that you have lost all hope and that you dread the future instead of welcoming it. And that you don't even want to accommodate your mother's wishes anymore.

it makes perfect sense

 

[Konon]

Why are you here, dude?

Kissless, hand holdless, had sex with an escort once, no friends at 22.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

why anonymous? 36 here.

 

[NorthWesterncel]

30 points... time to visit somalia i guess

 

[Deleted member 4159]

19. What do you mean by "same but add 1 point of SMV to each type of woman"? That each women will be that much more out of reach?

 

[FiveFourManlet]

30 but this test is completely flawed and means nothing.

Just a reminder OP is relating to how well you will do in SEA based on when he visited when he was 5, like he was able to remember or observe half the stuff going on at that age.

According to OP I AM FUCKED IN THAILAND, proof I have tested with my face and height says otherwise.

 

[Fontaine]

Kissless, hand holdless, had sex with an escort once, no friends at 22.

Based on your score, you're neither a truecel nor a mentalcel. You're volcel.

19. What do you mean by "same but add 1 point of SMV to each type of woman"? That each women will be that much more out of reach?

Nope, that you'll have access to 1point better.

 

[lastchancel]

> I don't celebrate my birthday anymore (no birthday party). +5 pts
Yes
> I have been called ugly or judged ugly by at least three unrelated people, or was bullied over my looks at school. +7 pts
Yes
> I don't feel completely at ease in big social gatherings and parties. +2 pts
Yes
> I used to do a solitary sport, or no extracurricular sport at all. +1 pt
No
> My physical imperfections can't all be fixed by plastic surgery. (e.g. short height, frame, acne scars, balding, skull...) +5 pts
Yes
> I would ideally need a jaw surgery. +3 pts
(Given the financial cost, pain and recovery time of the surgery, likelihood is that you will keep procrastinating and never go through with it, like all the lookism lefortbros).
No
> I have trouble relating with most people my age. +3 pts
Yes
> I read books and am generally thirsty for knowledge. +2 pts
Yes
> I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts
No
> I prefer role-playing games to shooters or racing games. +2 pts
Yes
> I know what a philtrum is. +2 pts
Yes
> I have an interest in unpopular subjects, such as WW2 weaponry or cryptocurrency. +2 pts
Yes
> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts
Yes
> I don't have an Instagram or Twitter account. +2 pts
Yes


Woo 34 points

i also got exactly 34

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Based on your score, you're neither a truecel nor a mentalcel. You're volcel.

When did "volcel" come to replace "standard incel"?

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

34. Passport game wouldn't work, and Sugardaddy game is just cuckoldry. All you do is literally go on dates to buy femoids shit. I'm fucked forever.

 

[DyingInside]

i got 30

 

[BoltThrower]

I thought I was an ugly virgin NEET with no friends or future, but I guess I was chad all along.

Lmao, fucking hell

 

[Konon]

Based on your score, you're neither a truecel nor a mentalcel. You're volcel.

Then your test is inaccurate.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

Then your test is inaccurate.

all of the 100% black and white all or nothing pure truecel permavirgin or fakecel chadlite garbage on this shithole site is inaccurate

it's amazing how lots of people can be obviously more intelligent than your average football watching goon but at the same time have no critical thinking skills whatsoever.

 

[Flabcel Repulsive]

31 points.

> Politically, I lean libertarian, anarchist, communist or alt-right. +2 pts

Communist? Why? Commies tend mostly to be well to do normies (at least middle class) and always have girlfriends. You can't be a leftie unless you're super bluepilled and you cannot be that level of bluepilled and naive if you're not decently good looking and have played on easy mode all your life. At least not in Europe.

Or perhaps you're referring to the rare kind of weirdo who's an actual "I miss Enver Hoxha" hardline commie? Not just "commies"?

 

[Johny.speiz]

All of them, except "I am black, Asian or Indian. +2 pts".

I know, I'm damned .