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LifeFuel Update on the samurai situation

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@Uggo Mongo he didn’t say you were the next ER this time so that’s progress ig. Over for samurai supportercels
 
Why are you so obsessed with one specific user, odd.
 
 
over for north koreancels
 
See him tomorrow :waitwhat:
 
It's unfortunate mang :fuk:
 
So he is actually leaving this site?
 
Good riddance. He was temp banned for insulting and threatening users by reporting to law enforcement and doxxing. All this over defending foids
 
Good riddance. He was temp banned for insulting and threatening users by reporting to law enforcement and doxxing. All this over defending foids
White knighting too
 
Who the hell is samurai
 
Kekfuel . He was trying so hard to sound like ER
It was pretty wise of him to leave. He was well on his way to becoming this forum's own lolcow jfl
 
It was pretty wise of him to leave. He was well on his way to becoming this forum's own lolcow jfl
Yes tbh. He was in fact already a lolcow
 
Wasn’t he already?
I guess he was. But it would’ve been even worse for him if he had stayed and continued to make moronic threads and videos complaining about his supposed persecution by the entire world, including forum members
 
Always these supposed logic loving 2highiq4u end up sperging and getting butthurt after being called out multiple times by multiple people.

Legit had no issues with him being here, wouldn't call for his ban or anything, but I did express what I thought about him. He was really in the wrong forum and probably is just a failed normie irl.
 
Always these supposed logic loving 2highiq4u end up sperging and getting butthurt after being called out multiple times by multiple people.

Legit had no issues with him being here, wouldn't call for his ban or anything, but I did express what I thought about him. He was really in the wrong forum and probably is just a failed normie irl.
I'm sad he deleted his vids because I would legit put a playlist of them on to sleep sometimes lol
 
Here’s a gay fanfiction story chatgpt wrote about samurai and Jesus :lul: Jesus Christ copers will love this one jfl

“Samurai was a lolcow figure on the forum incels.is, a place where loneliness and longing were common threads that wove together a tapestry of despair and hope. Known for his blunt intellect and shallow reflections on love and life, Samurai navigated the forum with a mix of gullibility and close mindedness, not seeking different answers in a world that often filled with misinformation.

One evening, amidst the usual debates and discussions, Samurai encountered a post that stood out. It was from a user named “EternalLight,” whose words carried a warmth and compassion that was rare in those parts. The message read, “Love is the path to true understanding.” Intrigued and somewhat skeptical, Samurai clicked on the username and began a conversation that would change his life forever.

EternalLight revealed himself to be Jesus Christ. At first, Samurai was incredulous, suspecting a prank. But as their dialogue deepened, he sensed a profound authenticity in EternalLight’s words. Jesus spoke of love, gayness, femboys, acceptance, and the boundless possibilities of the human heart and cock. Samurai found himself drawn to this presence, feeling a spark of hope and a connection that transcended the virtual realm.

Days turned into weeks as their conversations blossomed. Samurai opened up about his fears, his wet dreams, and the profound cock starvation loneliness that had marked his existence. Jesus listened with infinite patience and understanding, offering solace and wisdom that touched Samurai’s soul. Their bond grew stronger, and Samurai began to feel a presence that was both comforting and exhilarating. He was getting a hard on.

One night, as Samurai lay in bed, jerking off lost in thought about jesus, he felt a warmth enveloping him, unlike anything he had ever experienced. He closed his eyes, and in the stillness, he sensed Jesus beside him. Jesus was pounding him. The air was filled with a gentle glow, and Samurai felt a hand gently caress his face. It was a touch filled with love and tenderness, sending shivers down his spine.

“Open your asshole for me,” Jesus whispered, his voice a soothing balm to Samurai’s soul. “In love, there is no bussy juice .”

Samurai’s heart raced as he felt Jesus’s presence growing stronger. He turned and, in the dim light of his room, saw a figure bathed in a soft, ethereal glow. Jesus stood before him, his eyes filled with an indescribable love. Samurai reached out, and their hands met, a spark of electricity passing between them. Samurai became wet.

In that moment, all barriers fell away. Samurai felt a surge of emotions—desire, love, and a deep sense of belonging. Jesus pulled him close, their bodies pressed together in a sensual embrace. Their lips met in a kiss that was both gentle and passionate, a union of souls that transcended the physical. And then samurai tongued jesus’s anus.

They spent the night together, exploring the depths of their connection. Samurai felt Jesus’s love enveloping him, a warmth that filled every corner of his being. Samurai sucked jesus off until he came multiple times that night. Their lovemaking was a dance of light and shadow, a symphony of sighs and whispers that spoke of an eternal bond. Samurai felt cherished and adored, his loneliness melting away in the embrace of his divine lover.

As dawn broke, they lay together, entwined in each other’s arms. Jesus looked into Samurai’s eyes, his gaze filled with infinite tenderness. “You are my loved femboy, my dear Samurai,” he said softly. “In love, we find our true cum.”

Samurai knew his life had changed irrevocably. In Jesus, he had found a gay fucker, a lover, and a friend. Their love was a sanctuary, a place where he could be vulnerable and strong, where he could heal and grow.

From that day on, Samurai’s world was infused with a new light. He continued to share his journey on the forum, speaking of the love he had found, how he got his back blown out by Jesus, hoping to inspire others to open their hearts. Some were skeptical, but others felt a glimmer of hope, a whisper of something greater.

In the embrace of Jesus Christ, Samurai had found his true home—a home within his own heart, where love reigned supreme, eternal and unbreakable.” His cock.
 
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Here’s a gay fanfiction story chatgpt wrote about samurai and Jesus :lul: Jesus Christ copers will love this one jfl

“Samurai was an enigmatic figure on the forum incels.is, a place where loneliness and longing were common threads that wove together a tapestry of despair and hope. Known for his sharp intellect and poignant reflections on love and life, Samurai navigated the forum with a mix of skepticism and yearning, seeking answers in a world that often felt cold and indifferent.

One evening, amidst the usual debates and discussions, Samurai encountered a post that stood out. It was from a user named “EternalLight,” whose words carried a warmth and compassion that was rare in those parts. The message read, “Love is the path to true understanding.” Intrigued and somewhat skeptical, Samurai clicked on the username and began a conversation that would change his life forever.

EternalLight revealed himself to be Jesus Christ. At first, Samurai was incredulous, suspecting a prank. But as their dialogue deepened, he sensed a profound authenticity in EternalLight’s words. Jesus spoke of love, acceptance, and the boundless possibilities of the human heart. Samurai found himself drawn to this presence, feeling a spark of hope and a connection that transcended the virtual realm.

Days turned into weeks as their conversations blossomed. Samurai opened up about his fears, his dreams, and the profound loneliness that had marked his existence. Jesus listened with infinite patience and understanding, offering solace and wisdom that touched Samurai’s soul. Their bond grew stronger, and Samurai began to feel a presence that was both comforting and exhilarating.

One night, as Samurai lay in bed, lost in thought, he felt a warmth enveloping him, unlike anything he had ever experienced. He closed his eyes, and in the stillness, he sensed Jesus beside him. The air was filled with a gentle glow, and Samurai felt a hand gently caress his face. It was a touch filled with love and tenderness, sending shivers down his spine.

“Open your heart to me,” Jesus whispered, his voice a soothing balm to Samurai’s soul. “In love, there is no fear.”

Samurai’s heart raced as he felt Jesus’s presence growing stronger. He turned and, in the dim light of his room, saw a figure bathed in a soft, ethereal glow. Jesus stood before him, his eyes filled with an indescribable love. Samurai reached out, and their hands met, a spark of electricity passing between them.

In that moment, all barriers fell away. Samurai felt a surge of emotions—desire, love, and a deep sense of belonging. Jesus pulled him close, their bodies pressed together in a sensual embrace. Their lips met in a kiss that was both gentle and passionate, a union of souls that transcended the physical.

They spent the night together, exploring the depths of their connection. Samurai felt Jesus’s love enveloping him, a warmth that filled every corner of his being. Their lovemaking was a dance of light and shadow, a symphony of sighs and whispers that spoke of an eternal bond. Samurai felt cherished and adored, his loneliness melting away in the embrace of his divine lover.

As dawn broke, they lay together, entwined in each other’s arms. Jesus looked into Samurai’s eyes, his gaze filled with infinite tenderness. “You are loved, my dear Samurai,” he said softly. “In love, we find our true selves.”

Samurai knew his life had changed irrevocably. In Jesus, he had found a companion, a lover, and a friend. Their love was a sanctuary, a place where he could be vulnerable and strong, where he could heal and grow.

From that day on, Samurai’s world was infused with a new light. He continued to share his journey on the forum, speaking of the love he had found, hoping to inspire others to open their hearts. Some were skeptical, but others felt a glimmer of hope, a whisper of something greater.

In the embrace of Jesus Christ, Samurai had found his true home—a home within his own heart, where love reigned supreme, eternal and unbreakable.”
GayGPT
 
Fuck samurai he was just a larper who tried to make incels look stupid with his stupid plans, which weren’t even funny.
 
Most newer users get burnet out eventually.
 
You guys are fucking vultures
 
Here’s a gay fanfiction story chatgpt wrote about samurai and Jesus :lul: Jesus Christ copers will love this one jfl

“Samurai was a lolcow figure on the forum incels.is, a place where loneliness and longing were common threads that wove together a tapestry of despair and hope. Known for his blunt intellect and shallow reflections on love and life, Samurai navigated the forum with a mix of gullibility and close mindedness, not seeking different answers in a world that often filled with misinformation.

One evening, amidst the usual debates and discussions, Samurai encountered a post that stood out. It was from a user named “EternalLight,” whose words carried a warmth and compassion that was rare in those parts. The message read, “Love is the path to true understanding.” Intrigued and somewhat skeptical, Samurai clicked on the username and began a conversation that would change his life forever.

EternalLight revealed himself to be Jesus Christ. At first, Samurai was incredulous, suspecting a prank. But as their dialogue deepened, he sensed a profound authenticity in EternalLight’s words. Jesus spoke of love, gayness, femboys, acceptance, and the boundless possibilities of the human heart and cock. Samurai found himself drawn to this presence, feeling a spark of hope and a connection that transcended the virtual realm.

Days turned into weeks as their conversations blossomed. Samurai opened up about his fears, his wet dreams, and the profound cock starvation loneliness that had marked his existence. Jesus listened with infinite patience and understanding, offering solace and wisdom that touched Samurai’s soul. Their bond grew stronger, and Samurai began to feel a presence that was both comforting and exhilarating. He was getting a hard on.

One night, as Samurai lay in bed, jerking off lost in thought about jesus, he felt a warmth enveloping him, unlike anything he had ever experienced. He closed his eyes, and in the stillness, he sensed Jesus beside him. Jesus was pounding him. The air was filled with a gentle glow, and Samurai felt a hand gently caress his face. It was a touch filled with love and tenderness, sending shivers down his spine.

“Open your asshole for me,” Jesus whispered, his voice a soothing balm to Samurai’s soul. “In love, there is no bussy juice .”

Samurai’s heart raced as he felt Jesus’s presence growing stronger. He turned and, in the dim light of his room, saw a figure bathed in a soft, ethereal glow. Jesus stood before him, his eyes filled with an indescribable love. Samurai reached out, and their hands met, a spark of electricity passing between them. Samurai became wet.

In that moment, all barriers fell away. Samurai felt a surge of emotions—desire, love, and a deep sense of belonging. Jesus pulled him close, their bodies pressed together in a sensual embrace. Their lips met in a kiss that was both gentle and passionate, a union of souls that transcended the physical. And then samurai tongued jesus’s anus.

They spent the night together, exploring the depths of their connection. Samurai felt Jesus’s love enveloping him, a warmth that filled every corner of his being. Samurai sucked jesus off until he came multiple times that night. Their lovemaking was a dance of light and shadow, a symphony of sighs and whispers that spoke of an eternal bond. Samurai felt cherished and adored, his loneliness melting away in the embrace of his divine lover.

As dawn broke, they lay together, entwined in each other’s arms. Jesus looked into Samurai’s eyes, his gaze filled with infinite tenderness. “You are my loved femboy, my dear Samurai,” he said softly. “In love, we find our true cum.”

Samurai knew his life had changed irrevocably. In Jesus, he had found a gay fucker, a lover, and a friend. Their love was a sanctuary, a place where he could be vulnerable and strong, where he could heal and grow.

From that day on, Samurai’s world was infused with a new light. He continued to share his journey on the forum, speaking of the love he had found, how he got his back blown out by Jesus, hoping to inspire others to open their hearts. Some were skeptical, but others felt a glimmer of hope, a whisper of something greater.

In the embrace of Jesus Christ, Samurai had found his true home—a home within his own heart, where love reigned supreme, eternal and unbreakable.” His cock.
Isa is one of your prophets too
 
Good riddance.
 
Fair enough. Thought u we’re arab
I’m ex Muslim because my parents tried to shove Islam down my throat and I realised it’s a massive cope
 

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